[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

Still not convinced, that book is not even written by god, not even Jesus.
Plus, it was intended to be story made to help you become a better person, the fact that you pulled this amazing religion out of it is astounding in itself.

Wrong again missy. God IS Jesus, and is also the Holy Ghost. And God (they) DID write the Holy Bible, as can be seen HERE. Don't you feel foolish for waltzing into a CHRISTIAN forum and spouting off about what God did or didn't do, without having even bothered to read the Book?

For conclusive proof that God exists, take a look at THIS thread.

And if you think we are here to debate you, you couldn't be more wrong. Take a look at THIS thread for newbies.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

The Holy Bible.


Jesus always wins.

Still not convinced, that book is not even written by god, not even Jesus.
Plus, it was intended to be story made to help you become a better person, the fact that you pulled this amazing religion out of it is astounding in itself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

And hence is awesome,
Now can we please get off the subject of what i choose to eat and back onto why you think I'm wrong?
Hit me with some hard facts!

The Holy Bible.


Jesus always wins.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

You father is the father of lies. We are not impressed with your smartmouth or your God-mockery, missy. Cake is just cake.

And hence is awesome,
Now can we please get off the subject of what i choose to eat and back onto why you think I'm wrong?
Hit me with some hard facts!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

Simple, if you have ever tasted cake then you will know it to be the most wonderful food source on the planet, however it is sometimes unattainable and therefore seen as a lie, If you do not believe me then perhaps you should go eat some, you will be pleasantly surprised of the Beauty that dwells withing a cakes many layers.

You father is the father of lies. We are not impressed with your smartmouth or your God-mockery, missy. Cake is just cake.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

do you have some sort of trained-retard feeding you all these so-called 'facts'??

Looks like someone's not been taking her meds.

First of all, they have been proven true because, YES, it is possible to venture out of this planet and get photographic proof.

Now tell me, what interests you most about washing up liquids and ironing clothes?

Well, i find it rather easy to compare washing liquids to the christian religion, in the way that both of you seem hellbent on cleaning the scum from your target in any way possible, How's that for an interest?

Are you ready yet to accept Baby Jesus?

No, i think i will need some convincing evidence of his existence. And about the money statement, Did i ever lead you to believe me as Jewish? where on earth did you pull that steaming pile of s**t from?

And what is all this nonsense about cake?

Simple, if you have ever tasted cake then you will know it to be the most wonderful food source on the planet, however it is sometimes unattainable and therefore seen as a lie, If you do not believe me then perhaps you should go eat some, you will be pleasantly surprised of the Beauty that dwells withing a cakes many layers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

You see, Nobar King has the right idea.
YES i did come here to learn something about the christian religion, and if you are so sure that your beliefs are correct, then by all means go ahead and believe them, I am not currently convinced by you but if you truly want to teach me then ill give you a suggestion, don't put HUGE bible quotes in BOLD lettering because i will glance over it and read only what you said in your own words.

Listen up missy; You came here to mock Jesus, and you aren't fooling anyone. All you monkey worshipers think that you're so clever, demanding proof of this and that, assuming a thing is only real if you can fornicate with it. Well you make Jesus SICK!

If you want to know our beliefs in detail, then read THIS thread. If you think we're going to debate you, then take a look at THIS thread. By arrogantly "skipping over" God's own words, you are spitting in His loving face and ensuring that you will spend eternity in a lake of fire.

If you want to retain your posting privileges, then you'd better show respect to your betters and properly CAPITALIZE words like "God" and "Christian."

And what is all this nonsense about cake?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Other Planets?

You seem sadly mistaken, stars are NOT planets. They are balls of exploding gas, don't believe me? go touch one and see what happens.

So when was the last time you 'touched' a star, little girl? Balls of exploding gas? Hilarious! Did you just think that one up this morning, or do you have some sort of trained-retard feeding you all these so-called 'facts'??

Looks like someone's not been taking her meds.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Other Planets?

You see, Nobar King has the right idea.
YES i did come here to learn something about the christian religion, and if you are so sure that your beliefs are correct, then by all means go ahead and believe them, I am not currently convinced by you but if you truly want to teach me then ill give you a suggestion, don't put HUGE bible quotes in BOLD lettering because i will glance over it and read only what you said in your own words.

And that is the trouble isn't Miss? You are taking the presentation over the substance. You must look beyond that. (If you can!) Biblical verses, being the Very Word of The Lord of Hosts, are to be given their due significance. I cannot address you in stentorian tones, but I can format mere script to show the Glory that is the Lord Almighty.

Read the Bible! Read what is set before you! Read to save your soul!!!

I bet you've never turned down a $100 dollar bill because there was something about the design that you did not like! You money grubbing heathen! The love of money is the root of all evil!

Are you ready yet to accept Baby Jesus?

[Bob4God]

Re: Other Planets?

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. -John 14:6

How else can you learn about the Christian religion (Christian = founded on CHRIST) if you don't read the Bible?

I would suggest that if you have any specific questions that you post them on the forums, and stop wandering from thread to thread stirring up trouble. All of us at Landover Baptist are Godly, patient and loving people who will be more than happy to take time to personally minister to you and answer whatever foolish, secular questions you might have, if that's what it takes to get you to the foot of the cross.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

You see, Nobar King has the right idea.
YES i did come here to learn something about the christian religion, and if you are so sure that your beliefs are correct, then by all means go ahead and believe them, I am not currently convinced by you but if you truly want to teach me then ill give you a suggestion, don't put HUGE bible quotes in BOLD lettering because i will glance over it and read only what you said in your own words.

[Bob4God]

Re: Other Planets?

What you don't get, SIR, is that our beliefs are not mere opinions of what the truth may or may not be, as are yours. Our beliefs ARE the truth, as given to us by GOD Himself in the Holy Bible.

[Nobar King]

Re: Other Planets?

If you want the real truth then try looking up for once, maybe even ask somebody who knows what they are talking about rather than jumping to conclusions.

Coming here for answers was probably the best thing that has ever happened to you. I hope you pay attention and learn something for once.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

I have already explained this to old man hatchet, i am not a female and i did not choose this name.
My user name was changed against my will by an forum administrator, i have no idea why he/she chose to make people believe me to be a female.
When it comes to the dragon theory i must say that i am not a christian and therefore cannot possibly understand the message you are imposing, believe what you wish and i will not force my beliefs upon you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Other Planets?

You seem sadly mistaken, stars are NOT planets. They are balls of exploding gas, don't believe me? go touch one and see what happens.
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Re:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Re:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
Re:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

Now it strikes me Ms Arrugila (Is that a real name or did you make it up?) that the aforementioned dragon would have great difficulty getting hold of one third of the stars if they were "exploding gas." So I think your silly theory is at an end.

Now retards, cripples and other malformed creature post here and, like Godless lesser races, have the excuse that they are cursed by God, but, Ms Arrugila (Is that a real name or did you make it up? It sounds like the cry one might expect from an injured pirate...) as a woman you have the unrivalled advantage of being able to ask your husband or father about these complex matters before coming here and making a fool of yourself.

Now tell me, what interests you most about washing up liquids and ironing clothes?