[Andreas]

Yes, and you will notice that the COW-RAN is mostly copied from the Bible. The Bible also correctly predicts that the antiChrist will fool many people AND that there is more than one antiChrist. MOOHAMMAD is one. The pope is the other one. They are now working together to start the Tribulation.

Qou'ran is a mixture of Judaism, Christianity and Arab traditional religions.

Another book claims there are many anti-that-book's-god's, Christianity being one of them.

You must look things from different points of view!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes, and you will notice that the COW-RAN is mostly copied from the Bible. The Bible also correctly predicts that the antiChrist will fool many people AND that there is more than one antiChrist. MOOHAMMAD is one. The pope is the other one. They are now working together to start the Tribulation.

[Andreas]

The Bible says GOD created YOU, and here you are. What more could you possibly want?

But Qou'ran says Allah made him. You cannot be sure yours is correct.

There IS a false god. Allah. And MOOhammad is his prophet.

I agree. I believe Allah is false. But the again I also believe Yahweh is false...

Sorry, your logic becomes muddled about the middle of that.

I think his logic was perfect. Anyone can write a book and claim they were inspired by God or Allah or whatever.

The fact is that you BELIEVE God exists and I BELIEVE he doesn't.

The only thing you can back KJV with is KJV itself. That's not good enough.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

You still have yet to explain how the bible can be proven true.

The Bible says GOD created YOU, and here you are. What more could you possibly want?

Since i know ill be spammed for that let me rephrase it. What if this wasnt the right bible and there was another (GOD) himself made which he came down and told everyone is the true one. It would destroy alot of your theorys.

There IS a false god. Allah. And MOOhammad is his prophet.

Also if i made a book of a new religion and said god had made it it would have jsut as much backing as the bible. Why you may ask? Well it certainly has jsut as much fact behind it as everyone heres arguement is that the bible is true because in the bible god says it is.

Sorry, your logic becomes muddled about the middle of that.

[Lord_lancelout]

You still have yet to explain how the bible can be proven true.

Since i know ill be spammed for that let me rephrase it. What if this wasnt the right bible and there was another (GOD) himself made which he came down and told everyone is the true one. It would destroy alot of your theorys.

Also if i made a book of a new religion and said god had made it it would have jsut as much backing as the bible. Why you may ask? Well it certainly has jsut as much fact behind it as everyone heres arguement is that the bible is true because in the bible god says it is.

[Talitha]

OMG: 5 minutes later I feel like an atheist again.

What is going on with me pastors?

HELP ME!


Confused Andreas

Look Boy, you either a true Christian™ or you are a Terrorist.
Make up your mind or kindly leave God's© favourite Website.

Last time we had someone like you on here we had to call in Landover Security to have them physically removed.

If you need some kind of help boy, we have a Clinic available 24/7 where you can get guidance in the form of Electro-convulsive therapy
and help from a Pastor.
We realise being Ape-ist is something that sometimes can't always be cured but I'm sure some good True Christian™ Counsellingand a good beatingwon't harm you.

[Andreas]

OMG: 5 minutes later I feel like an atheist again.

What is going on with me pastors?

HELP ME!


Confused Andreas

[Andreas]

Listen, Friend.
Any True Christian™ you ask will tell you that The Bible(KJV1611) is the ONLY Reference needed to find out the facts about Life, Universe, everything.

Your Sickular Scientists think they know, but we all know that's just Theory.
Read your Bible(KJV1611) and get yourself a proper education you Hippy.

PS Don't argue with The Pastor. It IS EVIL-UTION.

YIC
Talitha

Praise sister.

I was a secular atheist for a short term but then I realized how wrong I was for not listening Jesus.

Bible is the only book that can provide us with an answer to question about life, universe and everything. I wonder how much...erm...what it is?

Evilotion is only a theory. Demons who possessed me in my recent posts told me. But then I prayed and tithed and got saved.

Praise, sister

[Talitha]

Well it soiunds like this debate is trying to prove creationism from a fact perspective, Using the bible as reference isnt using something known to be fact.

However if youc an prove the bible to be true then by all means....

He who started this thread you didnt list you source for the hammer


Ps : Its Evolutionists

Listen, Friend.
Any True Christian™ you ask will tell you that The Bible(KJV1611) is the ONLY Reference needed to find out the facts about Life, Universe, everything.

Your Sickular Scientists think they know, but we all know that's just Theory.
Read your Bible(KJV1611) and get yourself a proper education you Hippy.

PS Don't argue with The Pastor. It IS EVIL-UTION.

YIC
Talitha

[Lord_lancelout]

Well it soiunds like this debate is trying to prove creationism from a fact perspective, Using the bible as reference isnt using something known to be fact.

However if youc an prove the bible to be true then by all means....

He who started this thread you didnt list you source for the hammer


Ps : Its Evolutionists

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Does this explain your evilution?

THIS story of horror comes to us from a seccular source, but if true, it must have the monkey-worshipping scientists scrambling to explain; what on earth good would it do the chicken?

Pa. farm discovers a 4-legged chicken

SOMERSET, Pa. - Henrietta the chicken was living inconspicuously among 36,000 other birds at Brendle Farms for 18 months — until a foreman noticed she had four legs.

"It's as healthy as the rest," the farm's owner, Mark Brendle, told The Daily American.

Brendle's 13-year-old daughter, Ashley, named the chicken Henrietta after the discovery Thursday. The bird has two normal front legs and, behind those, two more feet. They are of a similar size to her front legs but don't function. The chicken drags her extra feet behind her.

In 30 years of farming, Brendle said, he's never before seen a chicken with four legs.

There's no definitive reason why such deformities happen, said Cliff Thompson, a retired professor of genetics at the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown. He said it could be an accident of development, akin to a sixth toe on a cat.

Brendle said he jokingly suggested to his family that it sell Henrietta in an Internet auction, but Ashley objected.

OF COURSE her father was joking. He's looking forward to a 4-drumstick Sunday Dinner!

This animal is an abomination, and as such, should be destroyed!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Right, sorry, little typo there. I meant 4.56 billion years, my bad.

Oh, and more saved than thou, I shall make it a point of enjoying my existance in Hell, thank you very much.

I wonder if you really understand what HELL means...Its not one of your homer chink anime cartoons you know.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Saria]

Right, sorry, little typo there. I meant 4.56 billion years, my bad.

Oh, and more saved than thou, I shall make it a point of enjoying my existance in Hell, thank you very much.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

...actually my hair is pretty short

You misrepresent yourself with your HOMER icon then. Apparently subconsciously you are a homer. Or you're trying to pull something over on GOD'S FAVORITE CHRISTIANS(TM). Either way, shame on you!

Actually they say that the universe is 4.56 million years old, that god never existed and never will, and that life is around 1.4 billion years old (if I remember correctly).

You obviously don't remember correctly. Can't even remember your own mantra -- how sad is that?! Science is merely the condom with which satan sodomizes you (at this particular moment anyways, heathen).

My worst dream, eh? Sounds fun. And how would you know what that felt like?

While I durst not speculate as to what your worst dream was (I wouldn't want to fill my mind with such dirty spunk), GOD knows your every thought and will surely punish you accordingly.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

3.) god has not refused to allow me to recieve the holy spirit, I've sent it back to god on a gurney

You do know what the one unforgivable sin is, don't you?

Have fun in hell.