[Peter]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Yes, but consider: God is all-powerful, and He wants people to follow His instructions. Would He allow people to issue false books in His name? Of course not, the very idea is absurd. Therefore, the Bible must be written by God.

Actually, your idea is absurd. The idea that there is a god is also absurd.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

If I write a book and if I write in that book that God wrote it, then that doesn't mean God wrote it, so your statement is false.
God did not write the bible.

Yes, but consider: God is all-powerful, and He wants people to follow His instructions. Would He allow people to issue false books in His name? Of course not, the very idea is absurd. Therefore, the Bible must be written by God.

[Peter]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

It clearly and unambiguously states in the Bible that He wrote it. Would God lie to us?

If I write a book and if I write in that book that God wrote it, then that doesn't mean God wrote it, so your statement is false.
God did not write the bible.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I'm on it...

Could you please explain me why one of you guys said that God wrote the bible himself and then another TC said that God didn't wrote the Bible, that he dictated it. I think we have a problem..

That's as silly as saying "a moeder" to your sister...

As Sister Mary has stated, just because one dictates their work into a dictaphone doesn't mean they didn't write it. By your logic, you didn't write that post, your keyboard did. Although having said that, it would probably be fairly reasonable to give the "credit" for your posts to their ultimate author, Satan. And as a European atheist, you probably think that "I do" would be a sensible thing to say to one's sister.

What proof do you have that god wrote it?

It clearly and unambiguously states in the Bible that He wrote it. Would God lie to us?

[Peter]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

If a mere mortal writes a book, does it make any difference if they use a pen, typewriter, or computer? Of course not. They still wrote the book. But what if they dictate the book into a tape recorder, and someone else transcribes it? Who wrote the book then? The person doing the dictating, of course.
You're obviously getting confused with the context. God wrote the Bible, but He didn't write it down. That's what His earthbound underlings are for.

What proof do you have that god wrote it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I'm on it...

Could you please explain me why one of you guys said that God wrote the bible himself and then another TC said that God didn't wrote the Bible, that he dictated it. I think we have a problem..

That's as silly as saying "a moeder" to your sister...

If a mere mortal writes a book, does it make any difference if they use a pen, typewriter, or computer? Of course not. They still wrote the book. But what if they dictate the book into a tape recorder, and someone else transcribes it? Who wrote the book then? The person doing the dictating, of course.
You're obviously getting confused with the context. God wrote the Bible, but He didn't write it down. That's what His earthbound underlings are for.

[G-Baby]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I bet you also think you saw Bigfoot outside your window last night, but forgot your camera.

Perhaps if you were to back up your random accusations with some evidence, you might gain the respect you so desperately desire.

Instead, I'm going to point and laugh since you obviously have no evidence whatsoever.

I'm on it...

Could you please explain me why one of you guys said that God wrote the bible himself and then another TC said that God didn't wrote the Bible, that he dictated it. I think we have a problem..

That's as silly as saying "a moeder" to your sister...

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Well, I think I saw some pretty nice contradictions in all your (talking about the rest of you and your Christian buddy's) messages.

I bet you also think you saw Bigfoot outside your window last night, but forgot your camera.

Perhaps if you were to back up your random accusations with some evidence, you might gain the respect you so desperately desire.

Instead, I'm going to point and laugh since you obviously have no evidence whatsoever.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Well, I think I saw some pretty nice contradictions in all your (talking about the rest of you and your Christian buddy's) messages.

And were are those so called contradictions friend?

[G-Baby]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Ha ha!! Leave it to those stoopid egghead scientists to contradict themselves!! They really stuck their feet in their giant loud mouths this time!! What a bunch of phoney-baloney morons!! They're just a bunch of hypocrites, unable to explain the flaws and irreconsilable contridictions in their pet "theories" that they constantly try to force on normal people. If they would only read the Bible (KJV1611), they wouldn't have to worry about ambiguities, contradictions, or physical imposibilities!!

Well, I think I saw some pretty nice contradictions in all your (talking about the rest of you and your Christian buddy's) messages.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

That's science contradicting itself Different species can't breed with eachother (with the rare exceptions producing mostly infertile offspring), while some white out-of-their-mind-non-Christians do try to proliferate with them.

Ha ha!! Leave it to those stoopid egghead scientists to contradict themselves!! They really stuck their feet in their giant loud mouths this time!! What a bunch of phoney-baloney morons!! They're just a bunch of hypocrites, unable to explain the flaws and irreconsilable contridictions in their pet "theories" that they constantly try to force on normal people. If they would only read the Bible (KJV1611), they wouldn't have to worry about ambiguities, contradictions, or physical imposibilities!!

[Brother John]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I've heard theroies of evilution that say black people are of a different species that white people.

That's science contradicting itself Different species can't breed with eachother (with the rare exceptions producing mostly infertile offspring), while some white out-of-their-mind-non-Christians do try to proliferate with them.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

So, what you're trying to say in a roundabout way is that all white people are stupid because they are white? And people say we're racist...

Here's the thing. White people didn't need all of those things until dark people started trying to take over their countries. We were perfectly content to toil in our lands, then brown people from the middle east moved north, killing us mercilessly. Brown people with thick foreheads are more prone to violence, and actively go out of their way to find that violence.

For those of you who don't belive us it is easy to prove; go to a brown person and begin tapping on their thick forheads. They will most likely respound to your experiment with violance.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

actuly the diffrence between back people and white is evolution black people moved north to places with less sunlight so their skin became lighter to recive more vitamen E from the sunlight.

in actuality white people were verry stupid up to about the 1300s after the crusades we leard about building castles from the people of the middle east, gunpowder from the chinese and some other methods from them as well white people were condemed to failure after the fall of the roman empire and were saved by christianity only because of its power to unite groups of people

So, what you're trying to say in a roundabout way is that all white people are stupid because they are white? And people say we're racist...

Here's the thing. White people didn't need all of those things until dark people started trying to take over their countries. We were perfectly content to toil in our lands, then brown people from the middle east moved north, killing us mercilessly. Brown people with thick foreheads are more prone to violence, and actively go out of their way to find that violence.

[Brother V]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

actuly the diffrence between back people and white is evolution black people moved north to places with less sunlight so their skin became lighter to recive more vitamen E from the sunlight.

in actuality white people were verry stupid up to about the 1300s after the crusades we leard about building castles from the people of the middle east, gunpowder from the chinese and some other methods from them as well white people were condemed to failure after the fall of the roman empire and were saved by christianity only because of its power to unite groups of people

Exactly what language are you attempting to speak?