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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    The cat is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. The cat is mentioned in the Koran - are you an islamofascist terrorist supporter.
    Also, I've heard the wild Africky negroes often chew on cats to get a demonic "buzz" when they run out of Jenkem to smoke. I have it on good authority that Obama's had a special cupboard installed in the Oval Office just filled with kittens for him to chew on slow afternoons.
    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
    I would hope the creatures of Earth have some importance. Why else would God have Noah go to the effort to save them?
    So he could eat steak when the world recovered, of course. If God loves animals so much, why did He kill so many of them when He could have just killed all the bad people and left the animals alone?
    Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
    I was told that it was the dinosaurs?
    You went to a secular school. You were also told that left is right, that sodomy is acceptable, and that unicorns aren't real.
    Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
    Oo. So what are the dinosaur fossils?
    God trying to make His creations believe in things that aren't real. It's just one of those things that He does. See 2 Thessalonians 2:11 for clarification on this point.

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  • Bob the Reviver
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    Go buy a KJV you unholy basterd! We cannot answer all your questions for you, especially when they are in the Holy Bible. You should have a copy in your house, even if it's not a KJV, but still KJV is the best.

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  • Satan Is THAT bad
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    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    I have never seen "dinosaurs" mentioned in the KJV1611, therefore they are a myth. No, white people did not come from monkeys. God made us. Adam was the first white man.
    Oo. So what are the dinosaur fossils?

    A reincarnation of the power of Lucifer most likely in my opinion.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by ZZ GG EE View Post
    I wonder why all the other animals got kicked out in the end. Maybe they ate the apple too?
    Most interesting.

    Of course, we know animals do not have souls and Eden still exists guarded by Cherubim. One can only assume that neither Adam, Eve nor the animals were actually constrained within Eden but could come and go as they pleased. This being the case, the animals would just wander off as the mood took them. I shouldn't think that the Cherubim are bothered if the odd hyrax walks in or out.

    The fruit of the Tree gave knowledge of good and evil. Animals have no such knowledge - so either they didn't eat the fruit or, if they did, because they had no soul, they were unaffected.

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  • ZZ GG EE
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    I wonder why all the other animals got kicked out in the end. Maybe they ate the apple too?

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  • Johnnyboy
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    Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
    1. Wait dinosaurs aren't real?
    2. Homosexual as in homoerotici or homosapien?

    White people DIDN'T come from monkeys? What animal did they come from then? Certainly not the dinosaurs.
    I have never seen "dinosaurs" mentioned in the KJV1611, therefore they are a myth. No, white people did not come from monkeys. God made us. Adam was the first white man.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Man was the first, followed by wo-man, then came the snake.

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  • Satan Is THAT bad
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

    DId you follow that? I thought you Darwinists didn't believe in God.
    I'm not a dawinist! I sort of "converted" to christianity recently. I do not know much and I have been reading about it. I was told that dinosaurs were the first creatures created. That is why I put a question mark at the end, because I did not know/wasn't sure if it was true or not.

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  • Satan Is THAT bad
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    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    You heard WRONG. FAIL. Thats a bunch of evolutionist propoganda. I bet you think white people came from monkeys, too. Are you a homo?
    1. Wait dinosaurs aren't real?
    2. Homosexual as in homoerotici or homosapien?

    White people DIDN'T come from monkeys? What animal did they come from then? Certainly not the dinosaurs.

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  • Johnnyboy
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    Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
    I was told that it was the dinosaurs?
    You heard WRONG. FAIL. Thats a bunch of evolutionist propoganda. I bet you think white people came from monkeys, too. Are you a homo?

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
    I was told that it was the dinosaurs?

    DId you follow that? I thought you Darwinists didn't believe in God.

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  • Satan Is THAT bad
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    I was told that it was the dinosaurs?

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
    cats are useless
    Guaranteed. And so are the Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins keeps dropping off on my Christian porch.



    You can make 'passes' at this one all day long, but he's never gonna catch them

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  • MidwestCatLady
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Cats are good only for Stoning to Death. Oh, and also in a Chinkee poo-poo platter.
    Don't you own any little pets that you love? Outdoor wild cats are no good and need to be rescued or put down, but house cats? My cats are not out pooping in the neighbor kids' sandboxes or killing small creatures of Earth. True Christian Bathfire made note of their ability to calm people and God knows I have always been a wreck and either needed meds or cats or both to keep from falling apart.

    So, please do not be mean to cats. You can be mean to the unsaved and even the Agnostic for their lack of Faith. But cats are useless to eat (unless you live in China or Taiwan), good for catching mice and gentle simple pets to have around the house. You never have to even walk them on a leash. (We do though.) I would hope the creatures of Earth have some importance. Why else would God have Noah go to the effort to save them?

    Genesis 6:19And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every [sort] shalt thou bring into the ARK, to keep [them] alive with thee; they shall be male and female.

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  • Bryan Tamariki
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    According to Genesis 1:20, King James Version

    20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

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