Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

[Yahoo]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

My blood pressure will not permit me to read any more, but perhaps you will explain why we should spend tax dollars on organ transplants for spazz jellyfish!!!!

God put animals on this Earth for us to use; let us use them instead of defiling Mankind and by extension God Himself.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Insulin is a very dangerous gateway drug, so this brilliant piece of legislation is long overdue to close one of the biggest loopholes in prosecuting The War on Drugs(c). Cracking down on the users of insulin will make our children safer.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Do you not realize the advances we've made with science, medicine, and genetics?

I'm surprised to see you supporting science. If postmodernism has taught us anything, it has taught us to deconstruct science to reveal it as what it is -- a tool of Eurologocentric, hegemonic oppression.

Still, I agree with you on the common person. Just consider all of the people who supported George W. Bush. We could have elected a voice of the common people, but those ignorant rednecks from the hinterland would have none of that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

[...] we are just a couple steps away from synthesizing organs from jellyfish [...]

My blood pressure will not permit me to read any more, but perhaps you will explain why we should spend tax dollars on organ transplants for spazz jellyfish!!!!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Why am I not surprised? Everytime someone tries to Help another person in this world, the Republican Fascists in Congress have to shut them down! Do you not realize the advances we've made with science, medicine, and genetics? If we can synthesize insulin from bacteria, we are just a couple steps away from synthesizing organs from jellyfish (and thereby saving thousans of lives a year) to creating self-impregnating wombs in women.

It is possible for parthenogenesis to happen. Even in species as advanced as sharks (sharks and humans are in the same phylum Chordata, and same sub-phlyum Verterbrata) asexual reproduction through parthenogenesis (virgin birth) happens. We could thus ensure the survival of the human race without the accompanying rape everytime a male sticks his offending member into a woman's glorious sacred vagina.

The vagina is beautiful and pure. The penis is profane and cruel. No doubt every single one of these Republican Fascists is dangling a penis. THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO PROGRESSIVE GOVERNMENT! People, can you not see how democracy stands in the way of the common person? How can we move forward as a society when we are controlled by fascists who are put into power by ignorance, bigotry, hatefulness, sexism, racism, and homophobia?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

If the question is, “Why are we not living in a True Christian Theocracy?” The answer is, “Scientists, in a pact with Satan, have foisted upon us a strong delusion of progress.”

Are we really better off than we were 2000 years ago? A cursory glance at the iniquities around us will show we are not.

Oh, there are some that will say, “Are we not living longer and healthier lives?” My reply is, “Sir, you are naïve! Does it really matter how long we stay in this Vale of Tears? Is not our only goal to sit at God’s Right Hand?”

GOP, as usual have it right.

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

This would be a great win for humanity.

The whole health industry is nothing but a lie to control people's behaviour and take away their money.
Unfortunately, most people can't see it for what it is...

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Well I must admit I have been diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. My doctor claims it is because a man of my girth and careless eating habits has it, but I know it is just God's way of punishing me for the sinful life I led in the 1980's. I am a living testament that God will freely punish sinners for their sins. Without a doubt, if I hadn't embezzled the church funds then laundered the money and stayed away from seductive prostitutes, then I would not have diabetes today!

So whilst I am a diabetic I agree completely with these fine esteemed Republican senators. Hats off to them for fighting the genetic modification menace that Satan keeps trying to sneak in!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

For those who don't believe that the mad scientists would create their world-conquering evil legions of mermaids and centaurs if it were not for this law:



Meet the CLONE of Nicolaus Copernicus, polack mathematician, astronomer and heretic, who was first to deny the Biblical Truth that the Earth (specifically, the cross upon which Jesus was crucified) is the center of the universe. Scientists say he started the scientific revolution. That's what just one Copernic*nt did. Imagine what a cloned army of them could do!

I don't know what he and his fellow heretics believe IS the center of the universe - one of the lights in the firmament? Or one of their imaginary asteroids or photoshopped "galaxies"?

Copernic*nt's heliocentralism is just like evolution - a scientific plot to convince people that they are just part of nature, not superior to it as the Bible tells us.

This is what the universe actually looks like:



The Biblical scripture on this subject is so extensive that I made an entire article about it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

It's high time someone stood up to the militant diabetics and said, "No!" to special privileges for their deathstyle choice. If they didn't hate Jesus so much, they could get faith-healed, as provided for in Scripture.

Amen Brother! Amen!

For to long the diabetics have had free run to create these animal-human hybrids so they can sacrifice them to Satan to prolong their lives and not face judgment. Well listen here needle pokers, Jesus has had enough and your insuline crazed orgies are over!

[Nobar King]

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I didn't understand that at all. Who cares if those spaz'z keep shooting up with e.coli bacteria?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

It's high time someone stood up to the militant diabetics and said, "No!" to special privileges for their deathstyle choice. If they didn't hate Jesus so much, they could get faith-healed, as provided for in Scripture.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

A group of Republican Senators have introduced the Brownback-Landrieu hybrid cloning ban. Proud sponsors and cosigners include Senators Jim Bunning (R-KY), Tom Coburn (R-OK), John Cornyn (R-TX), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), John McCain (R-AZ), and David Vitter (R-LA) among others.

Among the many benefits of this bill is that it would ban artificial insulin:

Wikipedia: Humulin is the brand name for a group of human insulin products, originally developed by Genentech in 1978 (Generic name insulin isophane)...Humulin is synthesized in a laboratory strain of Escherichia coli bacteria which has been genetically altered to produce human insulin.

Some say this is actually an unintended consequence, but consider that Sonia Sotomayer is a diabetic.

I say it's about time to have the diabetics pull themselves up by their own bootstraps. Just because they're cripples they expect society to sacrifice babies and give scientists the right to create freakish frankenstien man-bear-pigs on their behalf!

Let's take a look at what the Bible says about cripples:

"Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?" -- Exodus 4:11

Got that, diabetics? You're diabetic because GOD chose to make you diabetic. Why? As a punishment for failing to obey the Old Testement's laws: "The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." -- Deuteronomy 28:28

So quit trying to cure yourself by injecting murdered children into your veins!

King David, a good Christian role model from the Bible, hated cripples so much he wanted them killed:

"And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8

Well, why not? An eye for an eye, and a life for a life, and diabetics have murdered a lot of babies over the years.

"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23

God says cripples "profane" our "sanctuaries". Letting a cripple like Sonia Sotomayor into the Supreme Court will profane the Supreme Court!

No True Christians have diabetes because True Christians know that the only way to cast out the demons of diabetes is prayer.