Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sport

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

Here are few images of your typical Tour de France fans, 93% of whom are completely gay. My Scientheistic colleagues and myself spent countless hours last year in France researching the race.

We spent many late nights interviewing people like this. It was not pleasant.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

I bet God gave Lance Armstrong cancer in his stones and brain because He was unhappy about Lance spending all that time with homos!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

It's no wonder that the U.S.A. is able to completely dominate that sport. Even an aging cancer-survivor with one testicle has more (cycling) endurance than anyone in Europe.

Godly truth Brother Nobar. No one can pump as long or as hard as a NOT gay American. The Euro-sissies just can't keep it up like we can. Why? Atheism, sucks the virility out of a man.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

Soccer is certainly the 3rd most gay sport.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

It's no wonder that the U.S.A. is able to completely dominate that sport. Even an aging cancer-survivor with one testicle has more (cycling) endurance than anyone in Europe.

[Professor Bessemer]

While Figure Skating has long been considered the gayest major sport, new evidence has dropped this extremely queer sport to number two on the list.

When told his sport was now only the second gayest, Elvis Stojko cried like a little girl.

Competitive Cycling, specifically the multi-stage grand tours of Spain, Italy and France actually have a Faggotry Quotient almost 17% higher than Figure skating. If not for the extreme gayness of the Tour de France specifically however, Figure Skating would still be slightly gayer than professional bicycle racing.

Excluding logos for explicitly gay events, this is the gayest logo ever created.

Major factors that pushed the Tour de France and cycling in general over the top were the fact that all the grand tours are all-male events that take place in Europe. Also, a large group of men riding their bicycles around in France is maybe the gayest thing there is, short of gay sex itself.

Here, a queer Tour de France competitor shows that he would rather stare at his own genitalia than make eye contact with a woman.

The Tour de France was dominated for years by Lance Armstrong, a straight man. This is not surprising, as it well known that queers lack the muscle mass and endurance of the average non-faggot.

Here two skinny little pansy cyclists share a quiet moment by the roadside consoling each other after losing yet again to Lance Armstrong.