[Brother Shawn]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

Is JesOS based off of any other operating system or kernel (like Linux or BSD)?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

I concur with Rev. Osborn’s arguments in favor of the optional porn filter - for special users only, of course; I for one am a proud member of the Public Impurity Monitoring Partnership. Besides, my devout Christian friend (interested in purchase of the license as well) is managing a service-oriented enterprise which – with a due respect to the free-market principles - requires a kind of more aggressive marketing, so…

YiC

Dan

I am quite surprised at the number of requests I have had for the porn filter to be an option rather than a Commandment. It seems as if Landover is one of the Great Centers of Investigation into porn (I think we may take a humble pride in that fact.)

Dr De Ville has worked on the matter and if you send me your unique "Acceptance of JesOS" number (found on the back of the DVD case in the form of "WASH-MEIN-THEW-ARM-BLOO-DOFT-HELAM-BOFG-OD" etc), then we can remove the filter.

At the same time, we can send you Salvation Pack 1 (SP1), which addresses many security issues cause by the Apocrypha Database. This has been eradicated and replaced with Pastor Zeke's Biblical Commentary. Security of Salvation is now assured.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

I have to say I'm impressed; nevertheless, is there any chance the next version of JesOS would include as well:

· The Bible-check tool which would suggest correction of any scripturally inaccurate statement; that would come handy for less scholarly users.
· The Conservapedia’s list of powerful conservative words

... However, I am part of the organization Christian Republicans Against Pornography, and I have literally several hundreds of gigs of hardcore smut and filth on my hard drives/SD cards/etc. for cataloging and research purposes. I find this filter to get in the way of doing my research for eradicating pornography...

I concur with Rev. Osborn’s arguments in favor of the optional porn filter - for special users only, of course; I for one am a proud member of the Public Impurity Monitoring Partnership. Besides, my devout Christian friend (interested in purchase of the license as well) is managing a service-oriented enterprise which – with a due respect to the free-market principles - requires a kind of more aggressive marketing, so…

YiC

Dan

[Secular Kelvin]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

THIS IS FAKE AND THE GUI IS FOR SATANISTS!

For a secular person to be saying that JesOS 7 is for satanists even when one does not believe in hell is a giant negative statement.

[Felicity]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

@Pastor Isaac Peters I will pray for that! #Matthew 6:6

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

@Pastor Isaac Peters Thank you for getting me that jPad with JesOS™ Mobile 7. That new AutoScripture® feature is very convenient. I love having the Bible at my fingertips! #KJV1611

You're quite welcome, sweetie. I pray that certain false Christians whom I could name will eventually buy one, since they need all the Biblical correctness they can get .

[Felicity]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

@Pastor Isaac Peters Thank you for getting me that jPad with JesOS™ Mobile 7. That new AutoScripture® feature is very convenient. I love having the Bible at my fingertips! #KJV1611

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

I have a feature request (probably feature creep here) but, is there some way you could make it not work on Intel chips? I ask this because Intel wants people to work on the Sabbath, which breaks the 10 commandments. It's as bad as expecting employees to murder. We should do what we can to support these rioters:

Maybe they'll even repay us by leaving the synagogue of Satan.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

I upgraded to JesOS 7™ today from the (admittedly buggy) JesOS 6™, and I have noticed the marked improvement. However, as Brother Wash pointed out, the porn filter is stronger than ever (as that test would show). However, I am part of the organization Christian Republicans Against Pornography, and I have literally several hundreds of gigs of hardcore smut and filth on my hard drives/SD cards/etc. for cataloging and research purposes. I find this filter to get in the way of doing my research for eradicating pornography.

(As an example, I tried accessing www.asiansexyshemales.com and www.ladyboystars.com and was completely blocked from accessing it. I can understand why you would block a normal user, like a teenager, but I'm a Godly True Christian™ pastor and I have a moral obligation to do my work!)

At the launch party this week, I thought I might've overheard Dr. Ville and Pastor Bathfire discussing the porn filter and ways around it. So, is it possible for me to bypass this filter because it is crippling my research? Christian Republicans Against Pornography is counting on me to submit a report for December's issue and I'm really behind in my work.

Please help me soon as possible. Like I said JesOS 7™ is fantastic, but once I can get rid of this damned porn filter, then everything would be perfect with the system. Thanks.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Windows 7 problems? Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

The porn-blocking software on JesOS 7 is both stunning and a true testament to the work that god put in to making it.



It used to be that only gay men and perverted teens could look at pornography like this unaffected, but just look at how JesOS 7 turned this image of unspeakable iniquity into family-friendly viewing by automatically blocking out the naughty parts and putting a picture of Lawrence Welk over that hussy's face-- now everyone can enjoy it!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

The significance is overwhelming Sister! Praise!

[Talitha]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

In Biblical terms, the number 7 has major significance.
I feel that the release of this wondrous new JesOS™ software is further sign that Jesus shall soon be with us.

The whole Word of God is founded upon the number SEVEN. It stands for the SEVENTH day of the Creation Week, and speaks of the Millennial Rest day.

It denotes COMPLETENESS or PERFECTION.

SEVEN times the Book of Life is mentioned in the Bible. The Book of Revelation is a Book of SEVENS. We have SEVEN churches, SEVEN seals, SEVEN Trumpets, SEVEN Personages, SEVEN veils, SEVEN dooms, SEVEN new things. It is the COMPLETENESS of all things.

Life operates in a cycle of SEVENS. Changes take place in the body every SEVEN years. There are SEVEN bones in the neck, SEVEN bones in the face, SEVEN bones in the ankle, and SEVEN holes in the head. Most births are multiple of SEVENS. The hen sits three weeks (21 days); the pigeon two weeks (14 days); after having laid eggs for two weeks.
Of 129 species of Mammal the majority have a period from conception to birth of an exact number of weeks, a multiple of SEVEN.

If you pass sunlight through a prism, it produces seven colors - the three primary colors and four secondary ones.



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[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

Since I and several of my brighter Creation Computer Science graduate students have been working closely on this project, we will release some screenshots and more advanced information within the next week or so, so please bear with us. It has been a hectic semester, especially with President 0Bama being stingy with the Creation-bucks.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

You know, one of the oft not mentioned features of the entire JesOS systems is the seamless integration with the DoF. Just knowing that every web site I visit, every email I send and receive, every Word document I create is filtered by those wonderful folks enables me to sleep like a baby every night. They prevent all viruses, prevent accidental access of inappropriate web sites (you have no idea how shocked I was when I tried to access the Whitehouse!) I never get any spam. All emails from my children to those of the opposite sex are squashed enroute. Even accidental innuendos in a Word document are dealt with. Before the JesOS system, I remember I wrote a shopping list for the Mrs. to follow religiously. I have on it "Two large, full breasts". Obviously, I meant chicken. That evening my wife was so upset. She thought I meant for her to get massive implants and she did not have enough money, bless her heart (I only give her enough for the days shopping, not a penny more). Now, with the JesOS, those same words are automatically changed to 'Two Chicken Halves'.

Praise JesOS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released

We have a release candidate of JesOS™ Mobile 7 up and running. Here are some of the exciting features:

• JesOS™ Mobile synchronizes over the Freehold Christian Wireless 3G network with both your Exchange server and the LBC congregation-management server. This way, the today screen can show the Bible verse of the day and your current tithing status, and pastors can schedule mandatory pastoral counseling sessions and have them sent to your device.
• The dialer includes one-touch dialing to several church offices. It also auto-answers and activates the speakerphone whenever a pastor calls.
• Applications must be downloaded from the app store; this ensures that the DOF can pre-approve all apps.
• Pre-installed apps include a fully word-searchable KJV ebook and a tithing calculator. The tip calculator was deleted from the release candidate after True Christian™ focus groups didn't understand what it was for.
• The navigator app connects to your device's GPS receiver to determine whether you are entering certain locations that the pastors have deemed off-limits, such as a certain all-night diner on Schlafly Road. The first time, you will receive an automatically generated rebuke via SMS. After that, the device will deliver an electric shock. SMS notifications will also be sent to the pastors and to your accountability partner.