[Hairy Homer]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Stop hitting on Mother Glynndie! She is not interested in your sort, and is already married anyway!

As for Sister VD, everyone knows that she was a sex education teacher before she was Saved, and has always been a great source of information on what public schools are teaching youngsters. She has provided many instructional videos, pamphlets, sex toys, etc. used in "sexular" education, that we may be thoroughly familiar with the enemy's sex-glorification techniques.

Sister VD now teaches Landover's own Abstinence Education courses.

Hitting on her? I am merely expressing my admiration. I would not dream of hitting on Glendora. I am more interested in someone more my own age, and am still heartbroken over being rejected by Lady Sorrow anyway. It will be years before I can even think of another woman in that fashion.

Thank you for the information about Sister VD's background. That was quick footwork makes it all clear.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Your sound more like a some callow strumpet or tart than a Christian lady! Would Sister Glendora speak like that! Of course not! She is a True© Lady! (Even if I say so myself.)

Stop hitting on Mother Glynndie! She is not interested in your sort, and is already married anyway!

As for Sister VD, everyone knows that she was a sex education teacher before she was Saved, and has always been a great source of information on what public schools are teaching youngsters. She has provided many instructional videos, pamphlets, sex toys, etc. used in "sexular" education, that we may be thoroughly familiar with the enemy's sex-glorification techniques.

Sister VD now teaches Landover's own Abstinence Education courses.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Thanks to Rachael Van Heelclicker, an innocent woman has been arrested for carrying out God's commands.

Surely she overdid it Glendora? She seemed intent on preventing him create soldiers for Christ or any offspring at all. I don't think even Rachael would go that far.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Thanks to Rachael Van Heelclicker, an innocent woman has been arrested for carrying out God's commands.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

The presence of a foreskin during s*x can increase the chance of HIV infection by as much as 800%, and is connected to many other sexually transmitted diseases and health problems. Now, can you tell me why on Earth such a thing could naturally evolve? Really, tell me.

If anything, God gave men foreskins as a little reminder that evolution is a lie.

My goodness, you are very well-informed for a True Christian™ lady!

Does your husband or father approve of you talking openly in public about foreskins, s*x, HIV, STD, and the relationship between foreskins and health problems generally?

Good gracious. I am astonished that the Pastors haven't reprimanded you severely and taken you aside to quiz you about just how on earth you know so much about the health problems related to TallyWhackers.

Surely you should leave this sort of thing to the menfolk, and even if you do know something about it, not go brazenly speaking about such things in public.

Your sound more like a some callow strumpet or tart than a Christian lady! Would Sister Glendora speak like that! Of course not! She is a True© Lady! (Even if I say so myself.)

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

So close Rachael, so close. No potential Sister in Christ Rachael; those ideas were pre-stolen by Satan and given to these heathen to mock Christianity.

Still, you are doing very good. Hugs for you.

Is Satan omniscient according to your thinking?

Or, could he see the future? He knew in advance that Christ would die for us, etc?

Just asking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

fish have cartilage. not bones.

Wrong again homer. Even your secular scientists disagree with your crazy theory. Take a look at THIS.

[Homophobiaisgay]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Buddy, you need Jesus to smack you upside your head and get a little sense in there. Nothing I said would support the worship of monkeys. My example only showed that God designed humans with other body parts that occasionally need to be snipped off, the better to glorify His name. Do monkeys get a manicure and pedicure every week from a 14 year old Indonesian servant girl? Just stop and think about it.

Fish have bones and so do we. Does that statement make you think you are a trout?

fish have cartilage. not bones.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Evidently the ancient Egyptians beat him to it. Bwahahaha!

No, they didn't.
God has only told humans to do it for 2000years, but the commandment is as eternal as God Himself.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

Jesus wins again, Praise!

In the bible it doesn't mention the physical benefits at all, only that it's done as that silly sign thingy.

It does not mention it, yes. But so? That doesn't prove anything.
God doesn't need to tell us everything for it to be true, now does He?

With that "logic" I could say that since the Bible doesn't mention you, you cannot exist.
And that's why your argument is so very silly..
And why I asked if you believe that before you know about something, it doesn't exist.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

So before YOU KNEW the advantages of circumcision, there were none?
The silly things you say!

Umm, no, that isn't what I said, I believe I explained the reason why the ancient Egyptians 'snipped ye olde tip'.

We quoted it beacuse it proves that your silly scientists are just starting to realize what God has been saying for 2000years:
That circumcision is a good thing.

Evidently the ancient Egyptians beat him to it. Bwahahaha!
In the bible it doesn't mention the physical benefits at all, only that it's done as that silly sign thingy.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

My dear OYK, who made that finding? I don't see anything like that written in the bible.
I believe it is the science which you so despise, which made that discovery about foreskins and hygeine.
Bwahahaha!!

So before YOU KNEW the advantages of circumcision, there were none?
The silly things you say!

We quoted it beacuse it proves that your silly scientists are just starting to realize what God has been saying for 2000years:
That circumcision is a good thing.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

I see your obsession with tallywhackers continues unabated!!

MY obsession?
*Mutters under breath*

Too bad your Mothers Against God's Covenenant group is so outdated as not to realize that circumcision reduces HIV transmission:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4371384.stm

Further proof that God wants His laws followed!!

My dear OYK, who made that finding? I don't see anything like that written in the bible.
I believe it is the science which you so despise, which made that discovery about foreskins and hygeine.
Bwahahaha!!

So close Rachael, so close. No potential Sister in Christ Rachael; those ideas were pre-stolen by Satan and given to these heathen to mock Christianity.

Still, you are doing very good. Hugs for you.

Aww, that's so nice of you, BJ!
I'd say hugs back, but since Moon is so fond of you, she might get mad. And Moon is a little scary when she's mad....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

The truth meaning that your religion is a bunch of ideas which, though easily traceable to older sources, xtianity claims as its' own, claiming that those older sources 'pre-stole' those ideas, in order to cover their own idea-stealing asses?

So close Rachael, so close. No potential Sister in Christ Rachael; those ideas were pre-stolen by Satan and given to these heathen to mock Christianity.

Still, you are doing very good. Hugs for you.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Covenant shmovenant.
It's just another thing which the bible-writers stole and claimed as their own. From this link shows that circ'ing started in Ancient Egypt, as part of snake worship.
There are wall carvings to prove this.
There are also non-religious (hygeine) reasons for circ'ing.

Therefore, your religion is claiming origin of a custom that started way before you and before the Jewish religion also.

Or are you going to claim that the Egyptians 'pre-stole' this custom?

I see your obsession with tallywhackers continues unabated!!

Too bad your Mothers Against God's Covenenant group is so outdated as not to realize that circumcision reduces HIV transmission:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4371384.stm

Further proof that God wants His laws followed!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

Good going Rachael. You are starting to understand THE TRUTH. We will make you a good Christian sooner or later.

The truth meaning that your religion is a bunch of ideas which, though easily traceable to older sources, xtianity claims as its' own, claiming that those older sources 'pre-stole' those ideas, in order to cover their own idea-stealing asses?