[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

please get a grasp of the english language before blaitently lying on the internet, a theory is based on years and decades of reaseach and then must be accept before it can even be called a theory im sure you know you stay on the ground that would be gravity! and if it werent real and the world was flat like you closed minded freaks seem to think, then why when a plane flies in a straight line for long enough it ends up being exactly where it started? gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle. all confilict in the world today is based on religous views? has science ever caused a war besides the constant oppression of the church no!

Friend, do you understand the concept of irony?

[John Creeser]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle

That is God's will. It would be awfully hard to pray to and worship God if we were all floating around. I don't know why this is so hard to understand.

[nogoodandrew]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

please get a grasp of the english language before blaitently lying on the internet, a theory is based on years and decades of reaseach and then must be accept before it can even be called a theory im sure you know you stay on the ground that would be gravity! and if it werent real and the world was flat like you closed minded freaks seem to think, then why when a plane flies in a straight line for long enough it ends up being exactly where it started? gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle. all confilict in the world today is based on religous views? has science ever caused a war besides the constant oppression of the church no!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I do have to point out that I disagree with this thread.

I have not one single cavity. Gravity has had no effect upon my molars whatsoever.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

HOLD ON BREAK DOWN FOR ME WHAT ATHEIST MEANS HURR DURR

It doesn't matter to Jesus whether you are an atheist or a satanist. It's all the same to Him.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

[jeezus chrizzist]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

devil-worshipping atheists.

HOLD ON BREAK DOWN FOR ME WHAT ATHEIST MEANS HURR DURR

[RomanK]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

It's little kids nursery that I have walked into!

[Lindroos]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

This is a true testament to Jesus power when he wants somebody to turn to him.

I hope to see you with a True Christian™ title in the coming months. I suggest that you start reading Brother V's Bible in a year and the pastors sermons found in Teaching His Word.

Thank you very much, I'm hoping for the same. Becoming and staying True Christian™ is something I am going to strive to acheive. There is no other way to be. Until then, I am still devoting my life to God.

God bless.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Please disregard all my former comments in this thread. I understand God's workings now, and accept His teachings. Pardon me for my ignorance.

I only hope that the rest of you sinners can someday see things the way I see them. I used to be like you, doubting God's word when there is no real argument to disprove Him. I'm praying that God will save you from Satan's false 'science' that you so pathetically cling to.

God bless.

This is a true testament to Jesus power when he wants somebody to turn to him.

I hope to see you with a True Christian(TM) title in the coming months. I suggest that you start reading Brother V's Bible in a year and the pastors sermons found in Teaching His Word.

[Lindroos]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Please disregard all my former comments in this thread. I understand God's workings now, and accept His teachings. Pardon me for my ignorance.

I only hope that the rest of you sinners can someday see things the way I see them. I used to be like you, doubting God's word when there is no real argument to disprove Him. I'm praying that God will save you from Satan's false 'science' that you so pathetically cling to.

God bless.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

So why, if god is pushing us down, does the earth revolve around the sun? I suppose that's god too...

It doesn't, the sun revolves around the Earth. That has been proven elsewhere on these Godly forums, such as here.

[villainy]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

We don't float away because God pushes us down. Please use the search function before asking such ridiculous questions. A tag search for "intelligent pulling," "intelligent falling," or "secular gravitationism" will reveal that this topic has already been discussed exhaustively on God's Favorite Forum.

So why, if god is pushing us down, does the earth revolve around the sun? I suppose that's god too...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I only have so much flesh to burn, eventually it'll be gone. Oh wait, this is Christianity. Logic is no longer applicable.

The logic is impeccable!

You will recall how the Greeks told children's folk tales of Prometheus who stole fire from Zeus and, as punishment, was chained to a rock. Each day birds came down and ate his liver, and each night it regrew.

That story is fiction but is based upon a very real Hell where each day your skin is seared from your body and each night your skin regrows.

[Lindroos]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I only have so much flesh to burn, eventually it'll be gone. Oh wait, this is Christianity. Logic is no longer applicable.

And how do you know she isn't?

I mean, she isn't, not right now at least. She's laughing at everything you've said so far as she looks over my shoulder. Because she, unlike you, realizes that I'm just trying to piss some Christians off for the luls.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Okay, you know what? I admit it. I don't care. God can send me to Hell if he wants. I don't need God to love me. God, if we assume he exists, created a perfect creature for me, more beautiful and free than any other that ever shall live, and as long as she loves me, I need nothing else. You can call her a Godless whore if you please, it sounds like something you'd do. You seem to enjoy defiling the purest of things, so she'd be a perfect target for you.

Why would I insult your harlot girlfriend?

She isn't wasting time harassing True Christians™.

You can have your precious God, but remember that he owes you nothing, no matter how many people you bash for not sticking to your narrow-minded agenda. I thank God for one thing and one thing only, and that is her. She is my God, I love her, I worship her with all my heart, so your God and everything else out there is irrelevant, as long as she loves me. God hates me and her alike. I am willing to follow her into death, just so I can be with her for eternity in Hell.

A beautiful sentiment. Too bad you'll be too busy screaming in agony as your flesh burns off to be doing much of anything else.

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

Have a nice day! Remember us if you ever decide you want to get to Heaven.