[moofy]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

From a fully grown olive tree.

The plants detached themselves from the soil during the flood and formed vast mats of vegetation. This is why the plants didn’t drown. Once the waters drained away into the ocean or evaporated. the olive tree was beached in the mud, took root and began growing.

this is yet another example of "spontaneous generation". Everyone here knows that

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

G-Baby and Dances with Joy, have you ever tried sarcasm with little children? They dont "get" it.
So I'm really not surprised that you two imbeciles don't either.

I will pray for your pathetic, little, devil ridden souls.

You have fun with that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

And another question - 40 days under water would have killed all land plants - so where did the olive branch come from?

From a fully grown olive tree.

The plants detached themselves from the soil during the flood and formed vast mats of vegetation. This is why the plants didn’t drown. Once the waters drained away into the ocean or evaporated. the olive tree was beached in the mud, took root and began growing.

[nikilds]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

G-Baby and Dances with Joy, have you ever tried sarcasm with little children? They dont "get" it.
So I'm really not surprised that you two imbeciles don't either.

I will pray for your pathetic, little, devil ridden souls.

[G-Baby]

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Dances with Joy, I've always wondered how you breath with all the doodoo coming from your mouth?

Dear Miss Nikilds,

I don't know where your doodoo comes from, but my doodoo comes out of my *ss. If it comes out of your mouth, it's YOU who has a problem.

The substance that comes out of our mouth is called carbondioxide (and a little of water vapour [To proof that, breath in your hand, it'll feel wet]) and to proof the carbondioxide, breath in a bottle of limewater, it'll get turbid. And that carbondioxide plants need to recreat oxigen by photosynthesis so we humies can breath again.

Greetzzz
G-baby

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dances with Joy, I've always wondered how you breath with all the doodoo coming from your mouth?

Are you sure you passed 5th grade biology? Feces does not emerge from the mouth. Better hit the anatomy books again, sweetsie.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Ours is not to ask "why?"
However, I will try to appease your simpleton mind.

The floodwaters started to cede. And the water evaporated. And that made the water levels lower. And then land started showing up. And from all that poop being thrown overboard, the land was really fertile. And then flowers and olive branches started to grow.
I think I learned that in, what was it? 5th grade science class? You might have learned about the water cycle sooner since you went to sickular school.

But I sometimes wonder about the poop thing too.
I had always thought Noah and his family threw it on the sinners so they'd drown faster and wouldnt have to suffer as long.
But I could definitely be wrong about that.

There is no way that much water could have receded in a week. Not to mention that the land plants would have been utterly destroyed by spending that much time submerged. Even all the manure in Landover could not have fertilized the soil enough to have an olive tree grow in a week.

[nikilds]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Dances with Joy, I've always wondered how you breath with all the doodoo coming from your mouth?

[nikilds]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

And another question - 40 days under water would have killed all land plants - so where did the olive branch come from?

Ours is not to ask "why?"
However, I will try to appease your simpleton mind.

The floodwaters started to cede. And the water evaporated. And that made the water levels lower. And then land started showing up. And from all that poop being thrown overboard, the land was really fertile. And then flowers and olive branches started to grow.
I think I learned that in, what was it? 5th grade science class? You might have learned about the water cycle sooner since you went to sickular school.

But I sometimes wonder about the poop thing too.
I had always thought Noah and his family threw it on the sinners so they'd drown faster and wouldnt have to suffer as long.
But I could definitely be wrong about that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I will repeat my assertion Noah put toilets in on the Ark. As I have said before the Ark was the biggest wooden vessel ever, that means Noah was a lot more technically competent than you give him credit for.

Anyway it was probably cleaning the stalls out that drove Ham to attack Noah. Ham just wanted to sit around, rape his sisters and steal pies.

There were no toilets back then. And according to your book, assuming that the curse of Ham was black skin (which I don't believe), it didn't happen until after the ark had landed, and Noah had had time to plant a vineyard, for the vines to bear fruit, and for wine made from that fruit to have fermented to a potent enough state to knock him out - unless Noah was just a poor drinker who couldn't hold his liquor. You seem to think that laziness, theft, and desire to rape are all traits of black men, but you're ascribing them to Ham before he supposedly "became black."

And another question - 40 days under water would have killed all land plants - so where did the olive branch come from?

[Bobby-Joe]

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That would be an awful lot of manure to shovel out through a porthole. In fact, one would think that with that many beasties and only a handful of people, shoveling would have been a 24/7 prospect just to keep from being suffocated in the stuff.

I will repeat my assertion Noah put toilets in on the Ark. As I have said before the Ark was the biggest wooden vessel ever, that means Noah was a lot more technically competent than you give him credit for.

Anyway it was probably cleaning the stalls out that drove Ham to attack Noah. Ham just wanted to sit around, rape his sisters and steal pies.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Maybe they cut a hole in the side of the ark and then threw it out of there? Think about it.

That would be an awful lot of manure to shovel out through a porthole. In fact, one would think that with that many beasties and only a handful of people, shoveling would have been a 24/7 prospect just to keep from being suffocated in the stuff.

[Brother Temperance]

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I thought about the possiblilty of throwing it overboard, but if it was supopsedly raining hard enough to flood the whole planet to the point where even mountains were covered by water in only 40 days, would they have been able to haul said manure out on deck without being washed overboard by the strength and volume of the downpour?

Maybe they cut a hole in the side of the ark and then threw it out of there? Think about it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

I'm surprised at you guys. One would think you'd answer the question by saying they simply heaved it overboard into the ocean.

However, seeing as I believe in the existence of neither said boat nor dung, I guess it's a matter of perspective.

I thought about the possiblilty of throwing it overboard, but if it was supopsedly raining hard enough to flood the whole planet to the point where even mountains were covered by water in only 40 days, would they have been able to haul said manure out on deck without being washed overboard by the strength and volume of the downpour?

But you're right - the whole story just doesn't make sense.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.

You were the one who said that dung beetles buried it, not I. I don't believe that the story of the ark is physically possible.