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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    I'm surprised at you guys. One would think you'd answer the question by saying they simply heaved it overboard into the ocean.

    However, seeing as I believe in the existence of neither said boat nor dung, I guess it's a matter of perspective.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Which,at the time was well & truly covered by water - or so we're led to believe - making it just a wee bit difficult to put anything "in the ground" don't you think?
    Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.



    You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.

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  • lilith
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    In the ground.
    Which,at the time was well & truly covered by water - or so we're led to believe - making it just a wee bit difficult to put anything "in the ground" don't you think?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    In the ground.

    There was no "ground" in which to bury it on the ark. How would they have dealt with animal and human manure during the 40 days and nights that everyone was cooped up inside the boat together?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    In a tar-covered wooden boat, where exactly would they bury it?

    In the ground.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The pair of dung beetles buried the filth like they are supposed to.
    In a tar-covered wooden boat, where exactly would they bury it?

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by moofy View Post
    I still think they used animal diapers
    Now moofy, this kind of question is like asking who cleaned up after all those glorious slaughters that the Lord is famous for. The Bible recounts the more significant things that happened, we just know that God handled the logistics in his infinite wisdom. The Bible does not report every time Jesus took a wee-wee, but we know that he must have because he was part human.

    If you haven't been living in a prayer closet for the past year, you should know that NASA only recently perfected diapers. Why is it that you have this preoccupation with diapers? Do you have some kind of problem with paraphilic infantilism?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Narrow-mindedness seems to be the way of all Evolutionists Pastor BJ.
    They just can't look at the most obvious Truth that God did it all.
    Even down to Creating those insy-winsey-teeny-weeny things that you can only see under a Looking Glass. It truly is a wonder.

    Praise
    Yes Sister Talitha. I'd like to see the evolutionist's god Charles Darwin try to create microscopic organism like yellow fever of anthrax that our Love Savior® can do with such ease. What did Darwin create, a bunch stone that he claimed are monkey bones. Oh that’s a real miracle

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    That is the beauty of God's Plan® Sister Talitha; He leaves nothing to chance so it completely undercuts the whole theory of evolution. After all if there are no unoccupied environmental niches why would a species evolve into it?

    It is a pity Darwnists can not see this.
    Narrow-mindedness seems to be the way of all Evolutionists Pastor BJ.
    They just can't look at the most obvious Truth that God did it all.
    Even down to Creating those insy-winsey-teeny-weeny things that you can only see under a Looking Glass. It truly is a wonder.

    Praise

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    God thinks of everything

    That is the beauty of God's Plan® Sister Talitha; He leaves nothing to chance so it completely undercuts the whole theory of evolution. After all if there are no unoccupied environmental niches why would a species evolve into it?

    It is a pity Darwnists can not see this.

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  • moofy
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The pair of dung beetles buried the filth like they are supposed to.

    I still think they used animal diapers

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The pair of dung beetles buried the filth like they are supposed to.
    God thinks of everything

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

    Originally posted by moofy View Post
    Ok, so we know that Noah had 2 of each kind of unclean animal on the ark and 7 of each kind of clean animal. That sure is a lot of crap don’t you think.
    What did those poor 8 souls do with all that crap? Did they make the animals wear animal diapers? How the hell did they breathe with the awful smell?
    The pair of dung beetles buried the filth like they are supposed to.

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  • moofy
    started a topic Now that's a lot of doodoo!

    Now that's a lot of doodoo!

    Ok, so we know that Noah had 2 of each kind of unclean animal on the ark and 7 of each kind of clean animal. That sure is a lot of crap don’t you think.
    What did those poor 8 souls do with all that crap? Did they make the animals wear animal diapers? How the hell did they breathe with the awful smell?
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