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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Tell me about it, Sister SUV! This math stuff is way over my head! Numbers are just so confusing, and I praise Jesus for giving menfolk the ability to understand them.

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  • SUV
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    Goodness Sister Sue! I am flattered by your praise, but perhaps the Bourbon cabinet has just been refilled? Perhaps you should stop by my office and we'll discuss the intricacies of mathematics and such...?
    Dr. DeVille, I would be honored. But you see, I'm plumb worn out from my pity-ful woman's "brain" having been trying to go figger all of this out on my own, since I last posted: Naught, naught, gazinta naught, divided by naught, carry the naught, etc. Whew!

    My Home School instructor: "He Tried"

    Maybe I better knock it off before we get into any of that "squared" or "to the 10th power" stuff to try to find out what equals Pie.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Praise Jesus! We are all in awe of your God-given talents and keen mind, Brother Ernest. I don't know of anyone else in our congregation that could have pulled off such a miraculous computation. GLORY!

    I'm sure the other pastors will join me in submitting your name to be considered for this year's Nobel Prize in Arithmatic.

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  • Kazoo
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    If you're so worried about your results being shunned, then why not post the algorithm that you used to extrapolate these results?

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
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    Praise! There's no way this pattern could happen by accident. This perfect structure shows the hand of an Intelligent Designer in the smallest detail.

    And we all know who this perfect creator is, don't we brothers and sisters?

    Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Goodness Sister Sue! I am flattered by your praise, but perhaps the Bourbon cabinet has just been refilled? Perhaps you should stop by my office and we'll discuss the intricacies of mathematics and such...?

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  • SUV
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    Dr. DeVille, I know this isn't a very Baptist thing to say, but observing the fruits of your brilliant Christian mind just made me hot!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    Brothers and Sisters,

    I have provided you with the first quarter-million or so digits, as I wouldn't want to hog all of Landover's storage space. I am sure the mainstream media will ignore this finding, and that the scientific community will continue to shun me despite this rock-solid proof. Some people will believe anything but the truth in front of their faces
    Face it Dr Ville, your up against the religious fanatics of secular math. Proof means nothing to these guys.

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  • Pi Calculated to 4.5 billion decimal places

    Brothers and Sisters,

    After many weeks of arduous work, I am proud to show you the fruits of my labor. Using the latest theories in Creation Science, I uploaded my personal program (inspired by Jesus) to the Landover Baptist computer network housed deep within the bowels of the library. After running for weeks on these oversized Intel processors and producing amounts of heat that would put Hell itself to shame, I am proud to show you the results.

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    I have provided you with the first quarter-million or so digits, as I wouldn't want to hog all of Landover's storage space. I am sure the mainstream media will ignore this finding, and that the scientific community will continue to shun me despite this rock-solid proof. Some people will believe anything but the truth in front of their faces
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