The Top 5 Gateways to Hell

[Cranky Old Man]

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How do you edit posts? I didn't mean to have to post 3 times.

We have a nice preview button you an use.

[Atheist Slayer]

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Not to say I don't with also, Reverend.

Not to say I'm trying to discount you, Reverend*

How do you edit posts? I didn't mean to have to post 3 times.

[Atheist Slayer]

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There is a place outside of Lawrence Kansas that is considered to be one of the 7 gateways to Hell. The catholic pope (blasphemer) won't even fly over Kansas because of it.
The real top 5 gateways to hell are:
Premarital sex/Fornication
Blasphemy
Faggotry
Non true believer
Science

Not to say I don't with also, Reverend.

[Grace K]

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Hell is indeed a real place. Not only because the Bible says it exists, but there is mountains of scientific evidence that shows that Hell is a real location underneath the crust of the Earth. Obviously Hell is underneath our feet. It is described as a place of everlasting fire (Mark 9:44), a bottomless pit (Revelation 9:2), a place of darkness (Matthew 22:13), a lake of fire (Revelation 20:14), and a place of suffering (Revelation 14:11). Even today, secular science has proven this to be true. The temperature underneath the Earth is in the thousands of degrees, it is full of magma, and there is indeed a lake of fire at the center of the Earth (molten core).

How could simple, Bronze Age writers be so accurate about what goes on underneath the Earth when they never witnessed it with their own eyes or did any scientific experiments? The obvious and only answer is that the Bible must be inspired by God. Their visions have been proven true.

These are the top five places on Earth which are closest to Hell. They are gateways to the underworld.


5. Iceland

In February of 2010, I created an inspired thread warning the world that God Hates Iceland. I pointed out all the reasons why Iceland is an evil nation and even revealed that it is a gateway to Hell. We even prayed that their volcano would erupt as to send them a message that God will not be mocked. This thread was so popular, nearly a third of Iceland's population read it and it even made their local papers. While we were scoffed at for our beliefs and our warnings went unheeded, within a month Iceland's volcano began to erupt unexpectedly. It got so bad that by April, thick clouds of ash grounded Europe's airports. This is a prophecy that has come true. God answered our prayers and sent a fiery ultimatum to those heathen eskimoes.


4. Yellowstone National Park

Despite the beauty lurking on the surface, Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming actually hides wickedness. It is the most active geyser region in the world. Sulfur, mud pots, and scalding water rise to the surface. There's even a region called Colter's Hell. And it is home to the world's biggest supervolcano, which if it should erupt, would destroy all of humanity.


3. Centralia, Pennsylvania

Centralia, Pennsylvania was once a prosperous mining town. Until one day in 1962, the miners dug too deep and unleashed a literal lake of fire. The ground began to give way. Sinkholes formed. And there was an underground fire which continues to burn to this day. Scientists have no explanation for this. Fire requires oxygen to burn, but since there is no oxygen underneath ground, how could it burn? It could only mean one thing: Hellfire. Eventually, the government forced the people to flee from the land and it has remained a ghost town ever since.

2. Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia

In the late 1980's Russian scientists drilled deeper into the Earth that anybody has ever drilled before. They went 9 miles under the Earth where temperatures exceeded 2,000 degrees. In fact, they went so deep they actually penetrated a layer of Hell. They lowered microphones down into the pit and actually recorded the screams of billions of tormented souls. It was even published in respected newspapers like the Weekly World News. At last, documented scientific evidence of Hell!

You can hear the evidence here. Warning: May be disturbing, but this is an excellent recording to play before an atheist. Usually it's enough evidence to convince them that Hell is real.

1. Cleveland, Ohio

There is no place on Earth closer to Hell than Cleveland. It is a dirty, stinking, depressing wasteland full of crime, poverty, wild negroes, and Godlessness. Their sports teams have been cursed to perpetual failure. It is home to the ultimate tribute to sin: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And most notoriously, its river has caught fire.

Secular scientists try to explain it away as being the result of excessive industrial pollution. But, that is another lie perpetrated by Al Gore and his gaia-worshiping environmentalist pagan cult to smear the good name of American industry. There is nothing harmful about "toxic" pollution. Chemicals such as carbon dioxide, petroleum, perchlorate, and CFCs are perfectly natural and part of our environment.

There is no way water can burn. It is scientifically impossible. The scary realization is that the Cuyahoga is a tributary of the Lake of Fire mentioned in Revelation 20:14. Follow that river to its source and you will find Satan, his demons, and billions of tormented souls who rejected Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

And to think I almost went to Ohio! Thank the Lord that he did not allow me to go there, anywhere near those gateways as a matter of fact!

[Atheist Slayer]

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There is a place outside of Lawrence Kansas that is considered to be one of the 7 gateways to Hell. The catholic pope (blasphemer) won't even fly over Kansas because of it.
The real top 5 gateways to hell are:
Premarital sex/Fornication
Blasphemy
Faggotry
Non true believer
Science

[Aristotle]

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Mexico is in the United States:

1) Mexico, New York
2) Mexico, Missouri
3) Mexico, Maine
4) Mexico, Indiana
5) Mexico, Pennsylvania (actually there are two Mexicos in PA, one in Montour County, the other in Juniata County)
6) Mexico, Ohio
7) Mexico, Kentucky
8) Mexico, Maryland

Sorry, Mexico is not in America. Od course, most of the Mexicans ARE in America as illegals.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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respected newspapers like the Weekly World News.

This is a wonderful news paper. I read them every week to stay up-to-day on all the World news Very accurate and verrry reliable to print the REAL truth.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Brother there is one more entrance to HELL in Russia.

The "HELL Hole of In Uzbekistan, near the town of Darwaz"

Uzbekistan isn't in Russia you inbred. It is a separate country. I would be like saying Mexico is in the USA.

Hey potty mouth. Button it. Where do you get off addressing a True Christian(tm) like Sister Daisy Mae like that? Either you didn't bother to read the Introductory material or a worm stole whatever brain material you use to have.

If you had an ounce of brains you would know that inbreeds could never look like Daisy Mae Johnson. If you had an ounce of brains, you would not be insulting the fiancee of Pastor Ezekiel. Oh I can hear the hammer getting ready to fall. I pity you.

Matthew 5:22 -- But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire

Proverbs 10:14 -- Wise men lay up knowledge: but the mouth of the foolish is near destruction.

[Didymus Much]

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Uzbekistan isn't in Russia you inbred. It is a separate country. I would be like saying Mexico is in the USA.

Mexico is in the United States:

1) Mexico, New York
2) Mexico, Missouri
3) Mexico, Maine
4) Mexico, Indiana
5) Mexico, Pennsylvania (actually there are two Mexicos in PA, one in Montour County, the other in Juniata County)
6) Mexico, Ohio
7) Mexico, Kentucky
8) Mexico, Maryland

[Cody Parsons]

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I would be like saying Mexico is in the USA.

It might as well be the way they keep crossing the border and stealing our jobs! At least we should do a trade. They can give us Cabo San Lucas and we can give them Detroit. Speaking of Detroit Reverend is it a gateway to hell as well.

[BenBrockey]

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Brother there is one more entrance to HELL in Russia.

The "HELL Hole of In Uzbekistan, near the town of Darwaz"

Uzbekistan isn't in Russia you inbred. It is a separate country. I would be like saying Mexico is in the USA.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brother there is one more entrance to HELL in Russia.

The "HELL Hole of In Uzbekistan, near the town of Darwaz"

It is a giant hole in the ground that has no end and has been continually on fire since the 1930's!




Proof of HELL is EVERY WHERE (especially in Russia)! How can people even POSSIBLY deny the GOD and HELL aren't real?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Hell is indeed a real place. Not only because the Bible says it exists, but there is mountains of scientific evidence that shows that Hell is a real location underneath the crust of the Earth. Obviously Hell is underneath our feet. It is described as a place of everlasting fire (Mark 9:44), a bottomless pit (Revelation 9:2), a place of darkness (Matthew 22:13), a lake of fire (Revelation 20:14), and a place of suffering (Revelation 14:11). Even today, secular science has proven this to be true. The temperature underneath the Earth is in the thousands of degrees, it is full of magma, and there is indeed a lake of fire at the center of the Earth (molten core).

How could simple, Bronze Age writers be so accurate about what goes on underneath the Earth when they never witnessed it with their own eyes or did any scientific experiments? The obvious and only answer is that the Bible must be inspired by God. Their visions have been proven true.

These are the top five places on Earth which are closest to Hell. They are gateways to the underworld.


5. Iceland

In February of 2010, I created an inspired thread warning the world that God Hates Iceland. I pointed out all the reasons why Iceland is an evil nation and even revealed that it is a gateway to Hell. We even prayed that their volcano would erupt as to send them a message that God will not be mocked. This thread was so popular, nearly a third of Iceland's population read it and it even made their local papers. While we were scoffed at for our beliefs and our warnings went unheeded, within a month Iceland's volcano began to erupt unexpectedly. It got so bad that by April, thick clouds of ash grounded Europe's airports. This is a prophecy that has come true. God answered our prayers and sent a fiery ultimatum to those heathen eskimoes.


4. Yellowstone National Park

Despite the beauty lurking on the surface, Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming actually hides wickedness. It is the most active geyser region in the world. Sulfur, mud pots, and scalding water rise to the surface. There's even a region called Colter's Hell. And it is home to the world's biggest supervolcano, which if it should erupt, would destroy all of humanity.


3. Centralia, Pennsylvania

Centralia, Pennsylvania was once a prosperous mining town. Until one day in 1962, the miners dug too deep and unleashed a literal lake of fire. The ground began to give way. Sinkholes formed. And there was an underground fire which continues to burn to this day. Scientists have no explanation for this. Fire requires oxygen to burn, but since there is no oxygen underneath ground, how could it burn? It could only mean one thing: Hellfire. Eventually, the government forced the people to flee from the land and it has remained a ghost town ever since.

2. Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia

In the late 1980's Russian scientists drilled deeper into the Earth that anybody has ever drilled before. They went 9 miles under the Earth where temperatures exceeded 2,000 degrees. In fact, they went so deep they actually penetrated a layer of Hell. They lowered microphones down into the pit and actually recorded the screams of billions of tormented souls. It was even published in respected newspapers like the Weekly World News. At last, documented scientific evidence of Hell!

You can hear the evidence here. Warning: May be disturbing, but this is an excellent recording to play before an atheist. Usually it's enough evidence to convince them that Hell is real.

1. Cleveland, Ohio

There is no place on Earth closer to Hell than Cleveland. It is a dirty, stinking, depressing wasteland full of crime, poverty, wild negroes, and Godlessness. Their sports teams have been cursed to perpetual failure. It is home to the ultimate tribute to sin: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And most notoriously, its river has caught fire.

Secular scientists try to explain it away as being the result of excessive industrial pollution. But, that is another lie perpetrated by Al Gore and his gaia-worshiping environmentalist pagan cult to smear the good name of American industry. There is nothing harmful about "toxic" pollution. Chemicals such as carbon dioxide, petroleum, perchlorate, and CFCs are perfectly natural and part of our environment.

There is no way water can burn. It is scientifically impossible. The scary realization is that the Cuyahoga is a tributary of the Lake of Fire mentioned in Revelation 20:14. Follow that river to its source and you will find Satan, his demons, and billions of tormented souls who rejected Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.