[JennyD]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

But when all neutral logic and rationality leads me away from Christ, surely he has failed?

No, my friend. Christ has not failed you, Sasquatch. YOU have failed CHRIST.

You have given heed to the deafening jabbering of Satan, Father of Lies, and ignored the still, small voice in the Bible which COMMANDS YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER UNTHINKING OBEDIENCE.

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Romania is in Europe. Have you ever looked at a map? I really hope you're joking. Also, You might have noted the use of a device called a telephone.

Umm...imagine that we have an automobile that works with horse dung and has wooden wheels, we don't go out at night because of the vampires and werewolves haunting us, humans, I educate myself from LBC using a FULL candle everynight because we don't have electricity so answer yourself...do we know what a telephone is?

As for maps...do you see a map posted on LBC?! If a True Christian doesn't need one than you or me shouldn't need it also! The Earth is flat so all the maps are Satanistic contraptions do to the fact that, even if they are flat - like most of the maps are - they take account of Earth's curvature in their representation.

I hope my answer vanished your doubts.

PRAISE GOD!

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Here, fixed for you. And by the way, killing the unfaithful IS definitely right! But I think I've heard it somewhere else. Dunno where thou since news get to Romania, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, pretty hard.

Romania is in Europe. Have you ever looked at a map? I really hope you're joking. Also, You might have noted the use of a device called a telephone.

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Well, Jesus intends for you to use that hammer to brutally murder[...]all[...]unAmerican[...]

Here, fixed for you. And by the way, killing the unfaithful IS definitely right! But I think I've heard it somewhere else. Dunno where thou since news get to Romania, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, pretty hard.


AMEN SISTER! (<= I love this emoticon. Blessed be the wisdom of the one who thought of a yellow smiley face crucified, impersonating Jesus! Only True Chriustians could ever think of this!)

PRAISE GOD

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

But when all neutral logic and rationality leads me away from Christ, surely he has failed?

[JennyD]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

If Jesus loves me, why has he given me things which I physically cannot stop myself from using as long as I am alive, but I will go to Hell for using?
It is as though he forced cocaine up my nose and then proclaimed thathaving cocaine in my body will get me sent to hell. Not that I have ever done cocaine. Or any narcotics, for that matter.

What a bizarre thing to say!

The Lord did indeed give you a brain capable of logic. Without it, how would you be able to choose Salvation over Damnation? How would you know to eat the mushroom, and not the toadstool? How would you learn to pet the friendly dog, but avoid the snarling wolf?

You WOULDN'T, of course! You'd be puking and twitching on the floor after eating poisonous toadstools with your one remaining hand, slowly slipping away and into eternal hellfire!

Is it Jesus' fault that you choose to pervert the natural use of His gifts into dissent against Him?

Your analogy is flawed. A more accurate one would be for you to say, "It's like Jesus put a hammer in my hand, and then told me I would be punished for sneaking up on a Landover Pastor and crushing his skull!"

Well, Jesus intends for you to use that hammer to build him a church, or to defend yourself and your nation against heathens, Islamofascists, Feminazis, Homersexuals, Wiccans, Catholics, Scientologists, Unitarian Unicyclists, and all other manner of unAmerican scum, wherever these dangerous perverts and antisocial monsters may appear (even in their own beds at night . . . a GREAT place to find them, I might add! ).

That hammer is not in your hands so you can brutally murder innocent Christians!

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

If Jesus loves me, why has he given me things which I physically cannot stop myself from using as long as I am alive, but I will go to Hell for using?
It is as though he forced cocaine up my nose and then proclaimed thathaving cocaine in my body will get me sent to hell. Not that I have ever done cocaine. Or any narcotics, for that matter.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Yeah, pretty much. I will not shut my ears and close my eyes just so I can go to Jesus. If he gave me eyes, ears, a brain and the powers of reasoning + logic, that was for a reason. I see no reason to be punished for using them.

Friend,

He gave you those wonderful things so you would understand how much He TRULY loves you. How can you be so selfish and arrogant as to turn His love aside just because you find something personally distasteful about some of His followers.

Do you really hate us so much you would force Jesus to burn you in Hell? I mean what did we ever do to you?

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Yeah, pretty much. I will not shut my ears and close my eyes just so I can go to Jesus. If he gave me eyes, ears, a brain and the powers of reasoning + logic, that was for a reason. I see no reason to be punished for using them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

You may be satisfied with ignorance, but I am not. If that is Christian reasoning the heaven must be full of idiots, and let me tell you, I would rather burn in hell for all eternity than be surrounded by idiots.

So let me get this straight.

I am up in Heaven, sharing a cold beer with Jesus at an endless barbecue party, laughing and watching you....


...getting anally assaulted by every demon in hell, while you are face down in a tidepool of scalding hot bile, for all eternity.....


...and you want to call ME an idiot?



Your cleverness is going to take you further and further away from Christ's love.

Enjoy hell, fool.

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

You may be satisfied with ignorance, but I am not. If that is Christian reasoning the heaven must be full of idiots, and let me tell you, I would rather burn in hell for all eternity than be surrounded by idiots.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Might I point out, that to forgoe logic and is to accept ignorance. I will never, ever do that.

You may be in love with your logic, but anyone who rejects Christ is a fool.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

By the way, fools end up in hellfire. You might want to rethink your love affair with the musings of your own sinful mind.

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Actually, I obtained the information from the CIA website. In case you didn't know, the CIA or 'Central Intellegence Agency' is an incredibly important part of America's, 'God's Country''s Republican government.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ro.html

Might I point out, that to forgoe logic and is to accept ignorance. I will never, ever do that.

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Romania has huge supplies of fossil fuels.
Fossil fuels are used to generate electricity.

I unveiled you, fiend!!!! Did you do diggings in the barren deserts of Romania to see if there are any said "fossil fuels"?! I bet you did them at night as you allied yourself with the vampires and werewolves. For sure a pact with Satan, sealed with your blood! There for you are one of those poor souls called "Geologists" that will burn in hell for all the eternity!!

Or you are one of those naive people that believe in their lies and demonic conspiracies!

Here is what one of the great personalities on this forums and the entire True Christianity says about your foul kin!

Geologists

Even before Darwin, it was geologists who began to claim that the Earth is older than 6004 years. And modern geology stubbornly refuses to yield up its hidden proof of a universal flood, or the recent and coeval existence of all creatures, living and extinct.

For more truth, read this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4474

Sacha-DG, I here by proclaim you a sinner! Repent and see the truth in my words...

Also, my friend into suffering, you have to understand that in this place you must leave all your logic behind and substitute True Christianity's special way of...seeing things.

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

He might have a gerbil running some sort of treadmill to generate power? I really have no idea, but I certainly do not go around accusing people of being less than sincere without any proof. Being a Man of God, I take people at their word.

Why are you atheists so full of hate all the time?

You didn't even read what I said did you?
Romania has huge supplies of fossil fuels.
Fossil fuels are used to generate electricity.
Why would he need a hamster of any kind when they have plenty of power stations?
I could tell that I am in fact God. You cannt prove that I am not. Would you therefore believe that I am not?
Open your eyes.