[Jonahs]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

That is incorrect mam.
Well first, evolution doesn't work like that.
It takes millions of years to evolve. And according to evolution, your newborn child should either be evolved. We aren't playing Pokemon.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

When God commands the extermination of abominable heathens it is to prevent contamination of those He loves. Similarly with babies. It is not unlawful killing when God commands a baby to be grasped by the feet and swung in a majestic arc headfirst SPLODSH! against a rock because God knew what that foul baby was planning to do to corrupt His Wonderful Plan for Salvation.

When a pagan kills a volunteer as a sacrifice - we know that it is not really a volunteer but a poor brainwashed fool - THAT IS MURDER. Such obnoxious murders are in fact a prime reason why God commands the wholesale LAWFUL KILLING of entire nations including many thousands of unborn babies which are to be gouged out of their mothers' bellies and killed seperately.

That is because of LOVE - the Perfect Love of God.

Hallelujah!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

God was the first and best ethnic cleanser. The Bible is full of references to ethnic cleansing that He commands. Ever met an Amalekite? A Midianite? No! That's because He had them all slaughtered.

The fact that you are opposed to ethnic cleansing means you will never be able to fully embrace Biblical ethics.

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Deuteronomy 20:12-18 12And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: 13And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: 14But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee. 15Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. 16But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: 17But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee: 18That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God.

Judges 21 10And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. 11And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. 12And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.

19Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah. 20Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; 21And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. 22And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty. 23And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them. 24And the children of Israel departed thence at that time, every man to his tribe and to his family, and they went out from thence every man to his inheritance.

Did you just prove that the Bible encourages genocide?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

[7] Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong.

I made a spelling mistake there, so it is my fault that point 7 is unclear. It should be asymptotic and here is a further example of just how confused these poor deluded "science" boffins really are.

(3) The flat universe, in which the expansion is critically balanced at the threshold between open and closed. The expansion goes on forever, asymptotically approaching zero velocity after infinite time has elapsed and the universe has become infinitely large. Space therein has no curvature.

My apologies.

Microbrain: Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?

Yes. How could we?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Since I am not a True Christian I can't speak for MitzaLizalor but I believe a lot of what she was saying may be demonstrating how stupid and ridiculous science is. After all, like the theory of evolution, quantum theory is just a silly theory made up by intellectual lightweights pretending to understand God. It has no fact to it and believing it is against The Bible.


Sorry if I got it wrong, MitzaLizalor.

No, that is what I was demonstrating

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that [rape, genocide & torture]

Deuteronomy 20:12-18 12And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: 13And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: 14But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee. 15Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. 16But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: 17But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee: 18That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God.

Judges 21 10And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. 11And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. 12And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.

19Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah. 20Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; 21And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. 22And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty. 23And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them. 24And the children of Israel departed thence at that time, every man to his tribe and to his family, and they went out from thence every man to his inheritance.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that
2. Did not understand.
3. Did not understand.
4. a) Did not understand
   b) Are you talking about Quantum theory?
5. Did not understand.
6. Did not understand.
7. Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong. Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?

Since I am not a True Christian I can't speak for MitzaLizalor but I believe a lot of what she was saying may be demonstrating how stupid and ridiculous science is. After all, like the theory of evolution, quantum theory is just a silly theory made up by intellectual lightweights pretending to understand God. It has no fact to it and believing it is against The Bible.


Sorry if I got it wrong, MitzaLizalor.

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

The secularist fools have made up an explanation anyway. It doesn't explain anything of course, but could be summarised as
1 - The Bible is an obnoxious piece of junk written to justify rape, genocide & torture.
2 - Therefore time does not exist and everything has the same co-ordinates in a non-local universe
3 - Quantum foam creates a local anomaly but there is NO GOD (although Maxwell's demon is pretty cool)
4 - For example if you get into this bubble bath with me and observe my flailing legs you will notice
. . .a) the bubbles form a symmetrical group
. . .b) unity arises spontaneously with 11 other dimensions & their associated particles twisting around and around and around
5 - And before you know it the anomaly collapses in a big crunch akin to draining the jacuzzi (like this..)
6 - Or alternatively does not
7 - Which demonstrates an oblique asymtotic relationship where moral relativism means that anyone who doesn't read The Bible might
. . .just as well dismember babies or set fire to young women because life without God is just a sicko snuff movie anyway.

No wonder they are ALL GOING TO HELL FOREVER

1. No, not really. To the extent of my knowledge, the Bible doesn't encourage that
2. Did not understand.
3. Did not understand.
4. a) Did not understand
   b) Are you talking about Quantum theory?
5. Did not understand.
6. Did not understand.
7. Because I am uneducated, I'll have a guess at what you're implying here, but I could be wrong. Are you saying that if we didn't have the Bible, we wouldn't know what was wrong or right?

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

The more I think about evolution the more silly it sounds. Really? A lizard turning into a little bipedal monster turning into a massive monster with tiny arms turning into a fluffy lizard turning into a chicken? Sorry, but God is cleaner, easier and more likely. Same with gravity. Can't we just accept we just are. No magic spacetime sheet that acts like a sheet of rubber. No atoms that make up all elements. No cosmic evolution that will leave the universe dark and cold. No. Just no. God did it. Simple as. Why do people want anything more?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

I'd be happy to accept that gravity is a pulling by the Hand of God. There isn't any other scientific explanation for gravity - we know it's there, we know how it works, but we just don't know why. That's no reason to say that all science is wrong.

The secularist fools have made up an explanation anyway. It doesn't explain anything of course, but could be summarised as
1 - The Bible is an obnoxious piece of junk written to justify rape, genocide & torture.
2 - Therefore time does not exist and everything has the same co-ordinates in a non-local universe
3 - Quantum foam creates a local anomaly but there is NO GOD (although Maxwell's demon is pretty cool)
4 - For example if you get into this bubble bath with me and observe my flailing legs you will notice
. . .a) the bubbles form a symmetrical group
. . .b) unity arises spontaneously with 11 other dimensions & their associated particles twisting around and around and around
5 - And before you know it the anomaly collapses in a big crunch akin to draining the jacuzzi (like this..)
6 - Or alternatively does not
7 - Which demonstrates an oblique asymtotic relationship where moral relativism means that anyone who doesn't read The Bible might
. . .just as well dismember babies or set fire to young women because life without God is just a sicko snuff movie anyway.

No wonder they are ALL GOING TO HELL FOREVER

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

My understanding is that "science" no longer regards gravity as a "force" but as a "distortion of space" - that is to say they concur that "gravity" is pulling by the Hand of God.

I'd be happy to accept that gravity is a pulling by the Hand of God. There isn't any other scientific explanation for gravity - we know it's there, we know how it works, but we just don't know why. That's no reason to say that all science is wrong.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

OK - seeing as you're so clever tell me what gravity is made of. You see everyone knows things fall and all your fancy laws about so-called gravity describe how things fall, that's all. They don't say why things fall. All you can come up with is small things fall towards big things like the ground. Wow! We didn't know that. Thanks.

So what makes things fall, then? What pulls them? Let me guess - an invisible, inexplicable force.

See where we're going with this?

My understanding is that "science" no longer regards gravity as a "force" but as a "distortion of space" - that is to say they concur that "gravity" is pulling by the Hand of God.

Isaiah 48:13 Mine hand also hath laid the foundation of the earth, and my right hand hath spanned the heauens: when I call vnto them, they stand vp together.

Herr Witchdoktor prevaricates as usual with fancy mistresses and seedy words. Soon they will be in HELL. QUANTIZE THAT!!!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Since when was gravity against God?

OK - seeing as you're so clever tell me what gravity is made of. You see everyone knows things fall and all your fancy laws about so-called gravity describe how things fall, that's all. They don't say why things fall. All you can come up with is small things fall towards big things like the ground. Wow! We didn't know that. Thanks.

So what makes things fall, then? What pulls them? Let me guess - an invisible, inexplicable force.

See where we're going with this?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Okay, because I have clearly not read the Bible, give me what it says in the Bible about those things. It's not that I doubt you - I know it's there. I just want to know what it says exactly.

There is a reference here which might be a good starting place concerning false science.

I would also direct your attention to

DANIEL 1
3 And the king spake vnto Ashpenaz the master of his Eunuches, that he should bring certaine of the children of Israel, and of the kings seed, and of the Princes:
4 Children in whom was no blemish, but well fauoured, and skilfull in all wisedome, and cunning in knowledge, and
vnderstanding science, and such as had abilitie in them to stand in the Kings palace, and whom they might teach the learning, and the tongue of the Caldeans.
5 And the King appointed them a daily prouision of the kings meat, and of the wine which he dranke: so nourishing them three yeeres, that at the ende thereof they might stand before the king.
6 Now among these were of the children of Iudah, Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah:
©1611

concerning true science endorsed by God.


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EDIT: You should also read Exodus and Joshua for further examples.