[Nobar King]

Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS!

You were right, after all.

Now we know what caused the herpes.

Meet Paranthropus Boisei, The Ancient Hominin That Gave Humans Genital Herpes
The new study, published in Virus Evolution, has identified when and how the first human ancestor likely contracted genital herpes. The team used fossil data showing where and when ancient people were likely present in Africa, the estimated range for ancestral chimpanzees in the tropical rainforest, and viral genetics to model the history of the virus.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-paranthropus-boisei-ancient-hominin-231002167.html

It was the monkey-sex.

No offense.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS!

yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan...

It is simply not possible this story could be the root of the crossover of AIDS between species, because this was a "heterosexual" act (male + female)

AIDS was brought to us by the Gays and the Lezzie Lous. This much we know.





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[arthur frayn]

Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS!

Jesus may even slaughter your whole family and destroy all your possessions in order to test a man's faith.

He does this because He loves us soooo much.

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS!

Ok - not much that has to do with an AIDS thread. No the cat is not a cuddly angel. It is a shedding playful pet. The cat's name was given to me by what I believe to be a transformative experience. After forty years as an atheist, you would have to admit salvation was most likely not going to happen. I was ready to end my life and an angel told me her name. Months later when I looked up the name its meaning was the answer to sad prayer sent into the Universe by a dieing soul. It sparked my interest to come here. I really thought the Bible was full of love and cuddly moments. I see I was mistaken and plan to rectify my life issues to be more inline with the KJ version. If I get to member status I will put a cute picture of her on here. If that is allowed.

[JennyD]

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Holy cow!!!! That is exactly what I am writing in my book. No kidding. We lost everything and we believed in nothing. Perhaps placing a bet with the devil or just through lives of sin, we were tortured. We did win. We did get the money back and a nicer house but not until we suffered enormously and I had the strange "angel-cat" experience to help me see the light to kneel before God. Amen, God is amazing.

Could you explain this "angel-cat" experience, and also show me where any angel in the Bible appeared in any form that could be considered cute or cuddly, or in fact not terrifying?

I think you may have encountered a demon.

What does all that have to doo with how people got the AIDS, anyway?

[MidwestCatLady]

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A True Christian™ woman is the only sort who could do no wrong; and since she would be married through her church, her prospective spouse would be thoroughly vetted to be sure he'd not corrupt her with diseases or such things as "equal partnership parenting", perverse non-Missionary-style sexual activities, Slinkies, Vogue magazine, secular music, Family Circle cartoons, suggesting that she cook chicken vindaloo or other "ethnic" cuisine, the game of Twister, Hitoshi, trips to Ikea, a Honda NSX, video games including the Wii, Australians, bestiality, fursuits, wild Canadian bucks, or any number of other sinful and depraved activities and ideas.

So, no, it is NOT possible for a True Christian™ woman to get the AIDS unless she brings it upon herself. God does not punish people for kicks; He only punishes those who deserve it, unless a bet with Satan is involved. If, of course, Satan bets against you, God will allow him to kill off your family in the most horrible way imaginable, and take away all your money, and torture you, but not kill you. When your faith sustains you through this disaster and God wins the bet, then God will then give you a NICER house, and MORE money, and a wife and daughters far more beautiful than the ones He let Satan torture to death before your eyes. See the book of Job for details on this special offer! GLORY!

Holy cow!!!! That is exactly what I am writing in my book. No kidding. We lost everything and we believed in nothing. Perhaps placing a bet with the devil or just through lives of sin, we were tortured. We did win. We did get the money back and a nicer house but not until we suffered enormously and I had the strange "angel-cat" experience to help me see the light to kneel before God. Amen, God is amazing.

Is it OK to watch CSI and Chelsea Lately if I feel bad afterward and why is IKEA bad? Is Wal-Mart any better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That does bring up a question I was thinking about. Just where did circumcision start from anyways? Why does it matter? And is it within the bible where this tradition is? Honestly, it just doesn't make sense to me why it would be thought to be necessary to do that procedure.

Try reading the Holy Bible. God wants His chosen to be circumcised. So we go along with it.

For your convenience, Landover Baptist Gift Shoppe sells home circumcision kits.

[jessev]

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That does bring up a question I was thinking about. Just where did circumcision start from anyways? Why does it matter? And is it within the bible where this tradition is? Honestly, it just doesn't make sense to me why it would be thought to be necessary to do that procedure.

Oh, don't you be bothered wif a trip to Africa. They aint gots no money to give to da Church. All they gots is a bunch of sick babies and womin wif big saggin bosoms. Da men folks don wear no pants, neither and they ain't got no circumsision on da manly parts.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I know that in 2009 Landover is planning a mission to Africa, to bring Jesus to the dark Jungles of that foreign continent. There will be many hazards for our brave volunteers. The least of which is the prevalence of the AIDS in the poorest communities. They will need to be extra careful.

Oh, don't you be bothered wif a trip to Africa. They aint gots no money to give to da Church. All they gots is a bunch of sick babies and womin wif big saggin bosoms. Da men folks don wear no pants, neither and they ain't got no circumsision on da manly parts.

[Bobby-Joe]

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No, I'm so sorry, Bobby-Joe. I didn't mean the protection. Take some mosquito-repellent spray! The mosquito bite can transmit HIV.

No, were do you get such nonsense superstitious nonsense. AIDs can only live in a human body. HIV is spread by witches spitting their infected blood into the faces of people.

[Sir Bernie]

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No, I'm so sorry, Bobby-Joe. I didn't mean the protection. Take some mosquito-repellent spray! The mosquito bite can transmit HIV.

My comment was meant for this:

I'm sure most men did not realize she was an orangatang. She looks like a typical nigress.

She is one stupid and narrow minded idiot, who should once meet up with michelle obama. This orangutan is a poor animal used by humanity. You are a poor human using no brain nor having morals.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS!

your kidding??

That our missionaries will have to take proper precautions against getting AIDs in Africa? No! Up to 1/3 of the population is infected with AIDs in some places over there. Our missionaries have been issued the proper protective equipment so they can minister to the unsaved safely.

[Sir Bernie]

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your kidding??

[Nobar King]

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I know that in 2009 Landover is planning a mission to Africa, to bring Jesus to the dark Jungles of that foreign continent. There will be many hazards for our brave volunteers. The least of which is the prevalence of the AIDS in the poorest communities. They will need to be extra careful.

[revrggreen]

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Next the demoncrats evolutionist trash are going to be wanting monekys and people to have marriage "rights".

So if it was up to you, men would be going around having sexual relations with monkeys with no marrital consequences? What are you? Some sort of liberal pervert??

I see nothing wrong with marriage rights between a man and a FEMALE monkey. Didn't God allow Adam to choose his life-companion and mate by first offering him all the animals of the jungle to choose from. When Adam wasn't attracted to any of them, God tore out Adam's own rib and made Eve.

Marriage is about one male and one female, being united by God through love, for the rest of their lives. There is NOTHING wrong with a human male marrying a female animal. God would bless this union through marriage, and allow them to pro-create a loving Christian family.

I am in no-way defending perverts raping animals. If a man is attracted to an animal then he has to make it right through God, and that means Marriage for life. After all aren't our own women nothing more than animals with no souls? So what's the difference?