[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Yes, god forbid that you cant throw stones at people becase of their sexual orientation.

What a snotty thing to say. Why are you monkey-worshipers so hateful?

And what part of "their blood shall be upon them" don't you understand?

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Yes, god forbid that you cant throw stones at people becase of their sexual orientation.

[JennyD]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Dear Brothers (and sisters): I have found this horrifying video on the ungodly YouTube, what can we do to stop this hate speech against us good Christians? This is what happens when you start believing in evilution, genetics and things like that

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gPKH_XjY5aI

Thank you for posting this important video!

Once again, Homers are trying to persecute Christians.

• The First Attack: Homers got laws passed preventing us from exercising God's Law by stoning them! Truly a slippery slope.
• The Second Attack: Homers got laws passed preventing us from living as True Christians(tm), forcing us to work with them and go to school with them, and forbidding us from even beating them to help them meet Jesus and Pray the Gay AWAY!
• The Third Attack: Homers got laws passed allowing them to corrupt marriage!
• The Fourth Attack: Homers in Europe have passed legislation requiring that all public schools add the book, "1, 2, 3, So-do-my" to the kindergarten curriculum, encouraging prepubescent Homerism!

Now this! They've gone too far . . . we MUST elect John McCain to preserve SOME sort of sanity in the United States, before they start rounding us up and taking us to "re-education camps"!

Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual? You have? Oh, then you had it coming.

I think the genetic code for the Christian gene was CCTG, an acronym for Christians Can't Tolerate Gays.

Unlike Homersexuals, we True Christians(tm) do not make fun of Homersexurals. We witness to them, we try to help them see the Light(c), but we do not MAKE FUN of them.

We don't make fun of YOU, do we?

Well, not for being a Homer, anyway.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

This might actually work to our advantage IF and only if we could gain access to the research and further isolate the DNA that makes the Christian gene mutate into a catlicker or liberal.

Excellent thought, NoName, except how could a gene possibly affect a person's soul?

Duhh - yeah. Please open your KJV Bibles to: Eccliastes 3.1: To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven God made queers and homos so that we could have queer and homo jokes you knucklehead.

Good thought, but, in truth, God didn't make them "queer" so we could joke about them. God made homosexuals "queer" because they rejected God, and he needed a reason to subject them to the death penalty and an eternity of torture. It's all spelled out very clearly in 1 Romans 18-32:

For the wrath of God is revealed... against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men.... when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened..... Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.... even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly.... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual? You have? Oh, then you had it coming.

Stuff and nonsense. If I had my way, I'd be able to stone sodomites to death (and probably have a good hearty laugh while doing so), but that doesn't mean I should be stoned now does it?

The point of the Christian Gene ad probably isn't "Christianity sucks" any more than A Modest Proposal was really about "Eating Poor Irish children."

Johnathon Swift really did eat a mick kid for a dare once. He just had to claim his book was satire because his Joo lawyers told him to.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Woofter Aussie servants of Satan – what are they like? Why aren’t they working for Qantas (or Quaint-Ass as it was formerly known.)

Either homersim is a curse from God or a lifestyle choice. Because God advocates stoning homers to death, it is unlikely it is a curse otherwise what ever offence gave rise to God’s Merciful Wrath would itself be a stoning offence and therefore there would be no need to curse a real man into being a homer. This leaves only the lifestyle choice.

God is much given to slaughtering non-Christians – that was their lifestyle choice. So we see that homers and non-Christians are all one to God.

We are all are given the Road Map to Salvation™. We can all be baptized. We can all be Saved™. Those Aussie homers are retards in white coats; they are speaking out of their slack sphincters. God does not like being mocked.

[Atheist_Sinner]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

How dare you laugh, woman? These sickular homers are making fun of God's True Christians™, and you laugh??? Why, I oughta...

Don't get so upset SanzSolo. In all likelihood, they're not making fun of True Christians®. They're either making fun of people who think that homosexuality is a genetic disorder needing a cure or they could possibly really believe in the cure for Christianity, in which case they're totally serious and not "making fun" of anyone. If you think homosexuality is just a choice then that ad is not satirical of your your position at all.

The point of the Christian Gene ad probably isn't "Christianity sucks" any more than A Modest Proposal was really about "Eating Poor Irish children."

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual?

Duhh - yeah. Please open your KJV Bibles to:

Eccliastes 3.1: To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven

God made queers and homos so that we could have queer and homo jokes you knucklehead.

[Deaner]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual?

Oh hell yeah. I damn near piss myself sometimes.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

How dare you laugh, woman? These sickular homers are making fun of God's True Christians™, and you laugh??? Why, I oughta...

Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual? You have? Oh, then you had it coming.

I think the genetic code for the Christian gene was CCTG, an acronym for Christians Can't Tolerate Gays.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

This might actually work to our advantage IF and only if we could gain access to the research and further isolate the DNA that makes the Christian gene mutate into a catlicker or liberal. Then and only then might we succeed in perfecting a group of True Christians™ exempt from the influence of Satan and his sex-crazed queer minions.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Why am I so unsurprised that the filthy degenerates who made that video appear to be Australiens? Also, are there any straight evilutionists?

I think that is as improbable as a sober or straight Australien.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

Why am I so unsurprised that the filthy degenerates who made that video appear to be Australiens? Also, are there any straight evilutionists?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

LMAO!

How dare you laugh, woman? These sickular homers are making fun of God's True Christians(TM), and you laugh??? Why, I oughta...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

I am embedding the video, for you to judge:

LMAO!