[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

Rachael, you tried for objective, but only managed objectionable.

Try again.

Teehee, that's funny coming from one of you guys! If any one of you can come up with any concrete evidence of a 'hell' or 'heaven', then I'll eat my words. But, you won't. And sorry, sweetie, the bible doesn't count as evidence.

You are showing your blatant disregard more like it. It's pretty obvious to me that your real intention is to see this boy damned.

So wanting to give someone all the facts to make their own decision is wanting to see someone damned, eh?

Ah well, what's to be expected. The words 'intelligence' and 'logic' don't appear in the bible, so of course you'd think such things to be blasphemy.

Then again, computers don't exist in the bible either, so oh no!! Paradox!! Whatever are you going to do??? If you don't believe that anything not mentioned in the bible is real, then do you think you're dreaming this forum and your computers?

Explain that one, fundies.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

Rachael, you tried for objective, but only managed objectionable.

Try again.

Indeed.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

And not at all biased, was it?

Of course my advise was biased. It biased with God's love.

No I didn't.
I'm showing MY concern by not letting an impressionable teenager be sucked into a pit of brainwashing.

Besides, even if there was a hell (though there isn't), could it be worse than spending an eternity with xtians? *Shudder*

You are showing your blatant disregard more like it. It's pretty obvious to me that your real intention is to see this boy damned.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

No I didn't.
I'm showing MY concern by not letting an impressionable teenager be sucked into a pit of brainwashing.

Besides, even if there was a hell (though there isn't), could it be worse than spending an eternity with xtians? *Shudder*

I would just like to take an opportunity to examine two possibilities.

Door #1: The Bible is wrong (it's not) and there is no afterlife -- or some bullsh*t feel-good afterlife where everybody gets in (Jesus forgive me for even bringing up the idea). Nothing bad happens; not even to the Christians that spent their lives living according to the Bible.

Door #2: The Bible is right (which it is) and all the scoffers burn in a Hell that is worse than "spending an eternity with xtians" as you so put it.

or

Door #3: You win a brand new car!!!!

Except there is no Door #3 and Door #1 really only has a brick wall behind it.

[JennyD]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

don't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.

Sheesh.

That was a very subjective reply.

Rachael, you tried for objective, but only managed objectionable.

Try again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

I thought the advise I gave him was very good:

And not at all biased, was it?

My advise was for his spiritual wellbeing and was for the sake of his immortal soul. Something that you seemed to have missed out.

No I didn't.
I'm showing MY concern by not letting an impressionable teenager be sucked into a pit of brainwashing.

Besides, even if there was a hell (though there isn't), could it be worse than spending an eternity with xtians? *Shudder*

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

Well the initial poster needed a direct answer that didn't involve telling him to read a bible. I'm not telling him what to believe, simply that he would benefit from learning about the big bang and evolution. From there, he could make up his own mind.

I thought the advise I gave him was very good:

Son, just believe in Jesus.

I would like you to pray every night before you go to bed.

Something simple like this will do:

Dear God,
I accept Jesus as my Saviour.
I love Christ as He loves me.
Amen.

If you really mean it when you say it, then these simple words are the difference between Salvation or an eternity of terrible pain in Hell.

My advise was for his spiritual wellbeing and was for the sake of his immortal soul. Something that you seemed to have missed out.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

Well the initial poster needed a direct answer that didn't involve telling him to read a bible. I'm not telling him what to believe, simply that he would benefit from learning about the big bang and evolution. From there, he could make up his own mind.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

First, maybe use a spell-check.

Second, learn about the Big Bang and Evolution. There is proof for evolution, whereas the bible contradicts itself every other page.

Third, don't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.

Sheesh.

That was a very subjective reply.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

First, maybe use a spell-check.

Second, learn about the Big Bang and Evolution. There is proof for evolution, whereas the bible contradicts itself every other page.

Third, don't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.

Sheesh.

[tyciol]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

'Band' is just one way you can refer to god, I think 'band' is 'god' in Tahitian.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

my mum says dat god created the world but my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. my mum says dat my dad is da devil.


i am so confused. plz help.

Son, just believe in Jesus.

I would like you to pray every night before you go to bed.

Something simple like this will do:

Dear God,
I accept Jesus as my Saviour.
I love Christ as He loves me.
Amen.

If you really mean it when you say it, then these simple words are the difference between Salvation or an eternity of terrible pain in Hell.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

my mum says dat god created the world but my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. my mum says dat my dad is da devil.


i am so confused. plz help.

I don't doubt that one bit son, I would just select whichever one of them that taught you to speak and snapkick them in the head for starters. Then listen to the other one - less than perfect but your best bet in this miserable situation. I will pray for you, perhaps Baby Jesus can help.

[Sperman]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

[quote=JimmyB;185158]my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. quote]

Big band

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A big band is a type of musical ensemble associated with playing jazz music and which became popular during the Swing Era from the early 1930s until the late 1940s. A big band typically consists of approximately 12 to 25 musicians and contains saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and a rhythm section. The terms jazz band, jazz ensemble, stage band, jazz orchestra, and dance band are also used to refer to this type of ensemble. This does not, however, mean that each one of these names is technically correct for naming a 'big band" specifically.
In contrast to smaller jazz combos, in which most of the music is improvised, or created spontaneously, music played by big bands is highly "arranged", or prepared in advance and notated on sheet music. The music is traditionally called 'charts'. Improvised solos may be played only when called for by the arranger.

Dude, your dad sounds MENTAL!!!

[Talitha]

Re: omg wat shud i believ?

my mum says dat god created the world but my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. my mum says dat my dad is da devil.


i am so confused. plz help.

Your Father is an Atheist Blasphemer who is obviously a tool of Satan.