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  • The Ascended
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    These "names" given are all by man. Not one of these creatures would use these terms to identify themselves. By developing relations with a beast, it is easy to see that they prefer a specific name to answer to. We are in many ways very similar to these animals. Shameful be the one would belittles these creatures.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

    Christ, that's even more horrible than that ass! It's not a surprise that ornamentals are so fond of fondling abomination that mostly is just a huge tallywhacker. They are obsessed with anything fallic.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
    OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

    I now understand the term they use here.
    Eventhough it has been mentioned in the bible, I'm sure Darvin must have had something to do with such a penile creature

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  • Back against wall
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    OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

    I now understand the term they use here.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
    I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
    What on Earth is this thing?

    It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.

    It is an ass. Notorious for flaunting it's humongous tallywhacker.
    Egyptian heathens had quite similar tallywhackers.

    Ezekiel 23:20 King James Version For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
    I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
    What on Earth is this thing?

    It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
    Dear Brother Wall,

    This is the Biblical ass. Asses appear in many instances in the good Book.

    Psalms 104:11
    They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.


    Asses are - unlike claimed by the evil lotion Darwinistas - the most cunning Creatures after man. Some of them can talk (Numbers 22:28). Don't smite asses, it may cause undesirable ramifications (same Chapter).



    Yours in Christ

    Elmer

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  • Back against wall
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    I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
    What on Earth is this thing?

    It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.

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  • Ph0enix808
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    Flat worms

    they breed heterosexually(THEY CHOOSE TO DO IT THAT WAY)

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

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  • Youth Minister Harry
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    That perverted little dinger looks like it would be right at home wrapped up in one of these!
    Attached Files

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Pink fairy armadillo

    This is just too much! Gaysexual agenda has now taken on an iconic Texan and turned it into, well totally gaysexual. From armadillo to a pink fairy. Obama, it's high time for USA to say NO to Darwin!

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
    How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
    They SEEM to not be there. That's why they are subliminal! Of course, it takes a real Christian to spot them.

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  • DemonThinker96
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    How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Schnack View Post
    Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
    Lutherans are all liars, so for all we know you could be a midget who's flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Schnack View Post
    Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
    There's a handy little "Quote" button at the bottom right of each post that saves confusion at times like this, but I'll go ahead and assume that you're talking about this:

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    ...I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
    Has Cranky Old Man ever met you? No. So his point stands.

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