[MookSerpent]

Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

Please post the Scripture that backs up your claims.

And then go make an introduction thread of your own.

I do not recall the specific verse, but I know it is in the New Testament. I'm pretty sure it was a statement by Paul to the Bereans. As for the introduction thread, I have already started it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Simply, it is a no. To Pastor Ezekiel, I humbly would like to note that God calls us to challenge everything we hear, and, in light of that verse, I thought that debating would be okay, as it is my understanding that debating and challenging would make us into better Christians. I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend.

Please post the Scripture that backs up your claims.

And then go make an introduction thread of your own.

[MookSerpent]

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I'm not sure, but, was this an answer to my question?

Was that a Yes or a No?

Thanks in advance.

Simply, it is a no. To Pastor Ezekiel, I humbly would like to note that God calls us to challenge everything we hear, and, in light of that verse, I thought that debating would be okay, as it is my understanding that debating and challenging would make us into better Christians. I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend.

[MookSerpent]

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Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

We should always trust His word, ESPECIALLY when things are out of our control, as they always are. We cannot rely on our own perfection and strength, as we are are neither strong nor are we even close to perfect. If we were perfect, why would we need God? Why would God have sent his Son to save us? We are NEVER perfect nor in control. The fact that God is in control gives me great peace. If he wasn't, I probably would have fallen into despair and killed myself by now.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You are confusing accuracy with interpretation, as well as over-inclusiveness (I am referring to a specific verse, not the whole of the Bible). Please re-read my previous post carefully; I explained the interpretation there.

I'm not sure, but, was this an answer to my question?

Was that a Yes or a No?

Thanks in advance.

[MookSerpent]

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Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

You are confusing accuracy with interpretation, as well as over-inclusiveness (I am referring to a specific verse, not the whole of the Bible). Please re-read my previous post carefully; I explained the interpretation there.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.

Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

[MookSerpent]

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And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Mark 16:17-18

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Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Mark 16:17-18

[MookSerpent]

Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

I love my MMS and lemon juice combination. It tastes just like the Lemon Pledge I would drink as a child. Chlorine dioxide I am pretty sure is a vitamin, right?

Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.

[MookSerpent]

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I wonder if it would be just as good if you made them drink the bleach.

I have always thought that enemas promote sodomy, although I turned out okay, so...

I don't know who thought this was a good idea. Autism is a neurological abnormality that lessens social skills, but increases intelligence in other areas. Bleach will do nothing except harm, as heavy basic compounds such as bleach destroy molecular bonds in organic substances, causing severe damage. Bleach in the digestive tract is especially dangerous, as it will react with the acid in the stomach. If that reaction isn't fatal, the bleach will still neutralize the acid, inhibiting digestion and causing the stomach and intestines to fill up with rotting food. Personally, I would stick with good old-fashion prayer, as God's power is always more effective than any earthly substance.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well PRAISE THE LORD!

Friends, I have been made aware of one church that will stand up to the sin of autism, and offer help for families suffering with a child who has chosen this horrible lifestyle. The Genesis II Church of Health & Healing offers hope by the way of their miraculous solutions, including such clever things as

Bleach Enemas to cure autism!

The Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS) can include a “treatment” every two hours for 72 hours, “every possible weekend.” Archbishop James Humble writes of overcoming the “nausea barrier” to up the dosage. Interestingly, this therapy induces nausea and vomiting and fever and diarrhea, and that's a good thing!

I think the message here is that God has provided us with all the cures for the illnesses and life-style choices that Satan inflicts upon us.

As a Biblical Scientist myself, I must write to the Archbishop and ask him how God led him to find the hidden cure of inserting bleach into the anus of an autistic. I wonder how may other things he pushed up before the revelation was granted to him.

God does indeed work in a mysterious way. Praise!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic

The flu isn't a choice either. But there is a cure for both now, so there is no excuse for having either. So stop whining and start pumping that bleach into your behind! Don't forget to pray so you can feel fulfilled both physically and spiritually.

[Witch Hammer]

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You might want to give a copy of this book to your cousin's keepers or attendants. Apparently there are ways of getting retardeds to acept Christ, but personally I've never seen it.

Its rare...but I have had the honor of quickening the senses of several dullards through rigorous application of the scourge. Its amazing how quickly they begin memorizing chapter & verse with such tutelage as prescribed by Jesus in Proverbs 26:3.

Maybe a polytherapy of alternating chlorine bowel irrigations with severe beatings might be the key to bringing retards closer to Christ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic, my cousin is severly autistic, and I'm sure he would want to get rid of his autism if he could. They can't help the way they act

You might want to give a copy of this book to your cousin's keepers or attendants. Apparently there are ways of getting retardeds to acept Christ, but personally I've never seen it.