[Mister Brasil]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

1 Corinthians 8:6
But to us there is but one God, the Father, of whom are all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things, and we by him.

You can enjoy your MCC demon in this world, you abomination. I'm sure he's very supportive of your indiscriminate neighbor-loving.

[Roberta]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Can you blieve this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Community_Church

MCC sees its mission being social as well as spiritual by standing up for the rights of minorities, particularly those of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people (LGBT). MCC has been a leading force in the development of Queer theology.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

You don't have any idea at all what the Metropolitian Community Church is, do you?

Actually, last weekend, I went to church with a transsexual lesbian couple and they are perfectly accepted in their church.

No, honey, the days of closed minded, sulfur and brimstone, everybody is going to hell religion is going the way of the do-do.

More and more churches are thinking more like Jesus: Let God do the condemning while we love thy neighbor.

So you attended a false Christian church and they made you feel all warm and cuddly, so now you condemn True Christianity™? Sorry, we've heard it before.

The Bible is crystal clear on what God thinks of sodomites. Posing as a Christian will not help save you from the eternal pits of sulfur and brimstone one bit. God sees through your contrivances.

Queers are going to hell. Every single one of you.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

But if ANY of those Gods are real, your goose is cooked. I know of no religion on earth that thinks queers are normal, much less heaven bound.

You don't have any idea at all what the Metropolitian Community Church is, do you?

Actually, last weekend, I went to church with a transsexual lesbian couple and they are perfectly accepted in their church.

No, honey, the days of closed minded, sulfur and brimstone, everybody is going to hell religion is going the way of the do-do.

More and more churches are thinking more like Jesus: Let God do the condemning while we love thy neighbor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

But if ANY of those Gods are real, your goose is cooked. I know of no religion on earth that thinks queers are normal, much less heaven bound.

The unvarnished, unmitigated truth is, there is only one God and His word is the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

The only problem here is that you are a liar.

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

We follow the KJV Holy Bible Tally! We certainly don't have to worry about this nonsense. Catholic or Muslim god being real?? You make me laugh.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Your problem is that real means "real" to you. True Christians™ know what real is. We don't hedge our bets.

Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

Meh. I as much as I wish I could have children, I can do without my monthlies.

Truth is, I come alot closer to being a "real" woman than a "real" man.

I'm a much happier woman than I could ever have been as a man.

Your problem is that real means "real" to you. True Christians™ know what real is. We don't hedge our bets.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

You will never be a "real" woman. Even author Fran Leibowitz noted that you have to experience the pain of menstrual cramps month after month to make you a "real" woman. The most you are going to get out of this might be a minor role in a John Waters movie.

Meh. I as much as I wish I could have children, I can do without my monthlies.

Truth is, I come alot closer to being a "real" woman than a "real" man.

I'm a much happier woman than I could ever have been as a man.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

No when a girl has her "trouser snake" turned into a "trouser clam," she still doesn't have a period.

Kinda a shame; I always wished I could have children.

However, some doctors will prescribe hormones to transsexuals in a way that will simulate PMS. I don't really agree with that idea; I had thought that avoiding PMS as an advantage of being trans.

You will never be a "real" woman. Even author Fran Leibowitz noted that you have to experience the pain of menstrual cramps month after month to make you a "real" woman. The most you are going to get out of this might be a minor role in a John Waters movie.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

So when they chop off your tallywacker, will you start having a monthly time of uncleanliness as a real woman does? That's something I've been wondering about since you got here, but kept forgetting to ask.

No when a girl has her "trouser snake" turned into a "trouser clam," she still doesn't have a period.

Kinda a shame; I always wished I could have children.

However, some doctors will prescribe hormones to transsexuals in a way that will simulate PMS. I don't really agree with that idea; I had thought that avoiding PMS as an advantage of being trans.

[VictoryOS]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

So when they chop off your tallywacker, will you start having a monthly time of uncleanliness as a real woman does? That's something I've been wondering about since you got here, but kept forgetting to ask.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

See, you can't just hold your breath and stamp your feet and pretend that you aren't a man. It doesn't work that way. God gave you a tallywacker and that means He made you as a man. You can truthfully say that you are a perverted, disgusting unsaved scum of a man, but trying to claim that you aren't a man is an affront to Jesus.

Next you'll try and tell us that you're a parakeet or a sack of potatoes. Don't be stupid.

Okay, really, I think this kinda depends on how you define a man. Is it defined by what's between their legs? I know of a guy who had an accident at work that resulted with some pretty severe injuries that included the total destruction of his penis and one of his testicles. Is he still a man? I also know of a girl who was born with a penis and testicles but for some odd reason, her body still produced estrogen and otherwise totally resembles a woman. Is she a man?

Fact remains, male brains and female brains are different from each other. Men and women don't think alike or feel alike or move alike or any of that stuff. My brain is closer to a female brain than a male brain and trying to make it otherwise just caused me problems.

BTW, just curious, but is anybody here able to say the word "p***s" or "v****a?" Seriously, hearing about a "tallywacker" is getting kinda redundant. At least think up a new word for male reproductive organs!

And who thought up the name "Tally Ho" for me? It doesn't make sense. Then again, most of what you people do doesn't make sense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

You're half right.

I'm not inferior but I'm not a man.

You know, this is the first place I've been called a man in nearly a year.

See, you can't just hold your breath and stamp your feet and pretend that you aren't a man. It doesn't work that way. God gave you a tallywacker and that means He made you as a man. You can truthfully say that you are a perverted, disgusting unsaved scum of a man, but trying to claim that you aren't a man is an affront to Jesus.

Next you'll try and tell us that you're a parakeet or a sack of potatoes. Don't be stupid.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: How to make transsexual lab rats

But you're not inferior. You're a man.

You're half right.

I'm not inferior but I'm not a man.

You know, this is the first place I've been called a man in nearly a year.