[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!

More information HERE

[Elmer G. White]

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I wish there were more women like you.
But - what happens in Finland?

We do not have any dolphins here (thank GOD!!!) but some people have transported those creatures here. Now dolphin-lovers can fulfill their dirty sodomite sexual fantasies.
I just can not finish wondering, how dirty a sinful man's mind can be.

Psalms 58:3

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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These beasts are disgusting! Being a woman, I almost lost my meal a few times. I wish I could go to the closest Sea World and kill these beasts...shame I can't!

I wish there were more women like you.
But - what happens in Finland?

We do not have any dolphins here (thank GOD!!!) but some people have transported those creatures here. Now dolphin-lovers can fulfill their dirty sodomite sexual fantasies.
I just can not finish wondering, how dirty a sinful man's mind can be.

Psalms 58:3

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

These beasts are disgusting! Being a woman, I almost lost my meal a few times. I wish I could go to the closest Sea World and kill these beasts...shame I can't!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Is Dolphin "Sushi" in Japanese language?

As far as I know, "sushi" is the form of food that can be prepared of any fish. Its cooking method (lack of it) derives from the Japanese inability to make a decent barbecue or a succulent roast. However, it reflects their ability to carve and cut, which makes these ornamentals excellent assassins. The actual living form of this slimy wannabe Satan is called "iruka", 海豚 (1)

But I'm off the topic.

Dolphins. Back to them.

The Japanese, while heathen, have long been God's tools when it comes to slaughtering vile dolphins. They are also excellent at misinformation, which baffles secular reporters. The Japanese claim (and possibly are themselves convinced) that the principal reason for dolphin hunting is its use as a staple food. The real reason is, of course, God's subliminal messages encouraging the culling of these filthy fish. Still, some writers are on the verge of discovering the truth while still totally clueless.

Furthermore, these heathen reporters (see link above) are sometimes almost correct when they see no difference between using dolphins as foodstuffs and using conventional farm animals, such as swine.

To be fair, given the treatment of animals being used for food in the U.S., Caroline Kennedy's accusation of Japanese "inhumaneness," a concern expressed on behalf of the United States government, is dodgy. Here in the U.S. the almost lifelong housing of intelligent sows in coffin-sized gestation crates is not only legal but the norm.

The writer understands that all animals are equal in corruption and their inferior position to us. She fails to see that NOT all animals are equally used as the tools of SATAN. This degenerate state reflected in the homersex practices of dolphins and manatees is a sure sign of their demonic fate. That is why it is more important to exterminate them, while farm animals can be bred and slaughtered at a regular basis to provide steaks for our stakes.

I feel obliged to remind us of this verse, once again!


Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


And the homergreens only would have to read to FIRST CHAPTER of the GOOD BOOK to get this. Is that REALLY too much?!

Yours in Christ,


Elmer


FOOTNOTE


1. The two characters 海豚 that are combined to write this Japanese word 'iruka' actually have the meaning 'sea & pig'. How fitting! Actually, no-one really cares about their language but in the cases of evangelizing it is sometimes useful to learn the lingo while waiting for the locals to obtain a working knowledge of American. The ornamentals are unfortunately notoriously bad at this.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Is Dolphin "Sushi" in Japanese language?

[Barry]

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I never trusted dolphins. They always seem to be smiling, even when its not funny.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

I dined on Dugong steak when we were doing our Mission to Australia a few years back. Tastes like chicken.

Looks so appetizing, Pastor! And the link contained also comforting material on the demise of these beasts due to Godly hunting. Every dugong steak is one animal less for the purposes of homerfornication!

Bless you! Praise God!

Exodus 15:11
Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods? who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

I dined on Dugong steak when we were doing our Mission to Australia a few years back. Tastes like chicken.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

And then there is also the dugong, the mantatee's even gayer cousin!

Homosexual interactions between Dugongs are generally four to eight times longer than heterosexual interactions. Males are observed thrusting and hugging, and also kissing, sometimes in groups of up to four males. These orgies, can last for hours, as males come and go, reforming and arranging subgroups.

A dugong gay "couple"

Luckily for us Christians, these marine homerbeasts, who are vulnerable to extinction, are actively hunted by the abos in Austria with no bag limit, now I'm usually not the type of person who would praise these Godless heathen darkies, but I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Elmer G. White]

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I think it's very narrow minded to focus on exterminating dolphins. What about manatees!? They need to be exterminated too! We should extinct these freeloaders already!

There are few things I hate as much as these God-mocking manatees

Brother Alphonse,

I had to do some supplementary research based on your Godly intuition.



The manateekind seems to be even deeper in the pitts of total sodomistic corruption than the dolphinkind. I have spent the last few hours in fervent prayer. This is what I discovered. The data I extracted are most disgusting but it is necessary to discuss them.

Manatees are almost exclusively homer!

Male West Indian Manatees of all ages regularly engage in intense homosexual activities. In a typical encounter, two males embrace, rub their genital openings against each other, and then unsheathe or erect their penises and rub them together, often to ejaculation. During a homosexual mating, the two males often tumble to the bottom, thrusting against each other and wallowing in the mud as they clasp each other tightly. A wide variety of positions are used, including embracing in head-to-tail and sideways positions, often with interlocking penises or flipper-penis contact.

This supposedly cute animal is actually a disgusting homerbeast!


These sickening travesties of God's creation swarm and spawn in Hindoo India but also in America, in Florida! Holiday makers, pensioners and young smooth-skinned men in speedos are at significant risk. The beasts frequent estuaries and shallow waters where young boys like to do diving and frolicking.

Some hopeful signs do exist. Many of these beings are listed to be 'endangered', obviously a lie from the spiritual point of view as the only actually endangered population is that of Caucasian meat-eating straight men! But it DOES mean that the numbers of these animals are dwindling. They are sluggish and Godly holidaymakers regularly spill the blood of these homerfish with outboard motors. A great way to combine holiday fun with God's work!

Another hopeful item! One species of the manateekind was hunted to extinction as early as in 1768 by Godly whalers. These obese sea monsters are so degenerated that they are easy targets. THAT IS WAS HOMERSEX EVENTUALLY TRIGGERS! BEWARE, BOYS!!

Deuteronomy 7:26
Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.


This indicates that by persistent Godly labor the world can get rid of both the dolphinkind and the further fallen manateekind. Combined with the local and UK plans of refusing to buy dolphin-free tuna, the prospects are actually better than I anticipated. International cooperation of Christians CAN produce miracles in the homerfront!


Homermanatees ARE NOT GOING TO WIN!!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

I think it's very narrow minded to focus on exterminating dolphins. What about manatees!? They need to be exterminated too! We should extinct these freeloaders already!

There are few things I hate as much as these God-mocking manatees

[Elmer G. White]

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That is such a dumb argument and is the sort of thing that leads to vegetarianism. They are lesser creatures for many, many reasons and this is one of them.

Dear Sister, I appreciate so much that you can spread our efforts to Godless UK.

And regarding lesser Creatures. In addition to your observation, I think that the vilest subliminal message of veggiehomers is as follows: we should descend onto the level of animal dung and corrupted sodomy just because they say it's "natural"! Why should we as pinnacles of Creation be of lowly nature!? No! We should ascend to God and abandon our animal corruption most clearly exemplified in our extreme tendency to sodomy.

Kill 'em all!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Attila's Wife]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Dolphins makes me sick, and I suggest an outright ban on dolphin-safe tuna in Freehold.

This is an excellent plan and should be easy enough to implement. I will also lobby my local supermarket here in England. Does anyone know if it has a special label, or can we assume that if it doesn't say "dolphin-safe" on the can then it is definitely dolphin-lethal?

Fluffy bunnies want to rationalize homerdisgust by claiming that it is natural as it also occurs among God's lesser creatures. Of course it does! But so what?

That is such a dumb argument and is the sort of thing that leads to vegetarianism. They are lesser creatures for many, many reasons and this is one of them.

[Elmer G. White]

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Dolphins are one of the animals known for the practise of HOMOSEXUALITY. The dolphins' homosexual behavior includes rubbing their genitals against each other, swimming belly to belly, and ANAL SEX

Believe it or not, but the perversion does not stop there. The pink Amazon river dolphins (the most perverted of them all, and luckily headed towards extinction) is the only animal known for practising NASAL SEX with male dolphins inserting each others penises into other male dolphins' blowholes, other perversions involves group sex, genital rubbing and even interracial gay sex with porpoises.

Dolphins makes me sick, and I suggest an outright ban on dolphin-safe tuna in Freehold.

I also suggest that not only dolphins, but also all other animals known for displaying homosexuality, should be exterminated to extinction. Homosexuals often persecutes Christians (who rightfully claims that homosexuality is unnatural) by saying that its natural for the reason that there is animals who display homosexuality. But if we kill all gay animals, then WE can tell them "what gay animals?"

Indeed! Fluffy bunnies want to rationalize homerdisgust by claiming that it is natural as it also occurs among God's lesser creatures. Of course it does! But so what? As stated in this thread, all Creation is corrupted due to the original SIN of the woman! Sin remains sin even when similar atrocities are exhibited by soulless animals.

I agree! All animal species that have demonstrated sodomy deserve to be hunted to extinction. This would also provide welcome target practise for our sturdy youths.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer