[Johny Joe Hold]

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It's great we will be seeing you at Landover Baptist tomorrow Brother.

A blockbuster crowd and a semon about sin will be a welcomed relief from all the news about the virus. It will show state and national governments they should stand aside, Landover Baptist pays no attention to fake news about a virus.

I can assure you no one will wear a mask at LBC.

[Prayer Warrior]

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I just want to let you all know that despite rumors of me being "infected" and under orders to be "quarantined" I will be attending tomorrow's services.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1267023

Sorry liberals, you couldn't keep Jesus quarantined on Easter and can't keep me either!





Can't wait to see all of you there!

[Phil Ander]

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Well if he is doing the preaching on line he doesn't need that fancy jet anymore. At least Zeke will bringing The Word in person. Even more reason to get a hurry up for Zeke's jet. One good thing about the virus is that jet prices are rock bottom at the moment.

Phil

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Can you believe it? Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Rev. Creflo Dollar, who thinks he can match Pastor Zeke in fund raising and size of airplane, is not holding church services. He is trying to raise money by preaching on line. Good luck with that Dollar man.

Pastor Zeke remains on track with crowd numbers and fund raising. Old Dollar-man has to eat his dust.

[Alvin Moss]

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There is a theory going around that Jesus may come back this Easter to gather His people around Him and then fight the final battle while the enemy is sick with the Plague. I can't make up my mind about that one way or another, but I have to admit it makes a lot of sense. I can't imagine missing Easter at Landover and then hearing that Jesus showed up and preached with Pastor Zeke. I'd never forgive myself. I'll be in Freehold on Easter morning for sure.

[James Hutchins]

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I've never known a single Silver Tither® or above ever to be ill or need any special prayers to 'cure them' of some mysterious problem. It is always the Bronze® or below level Church members that appear to have problems.
There is a good reason these low level members have a designated parking area across the from the Church on Deuteronomy Boulevard. They are over there, watching on the screen while True Christians™ park in the lot next to the Church and ride in air conditioned buses to the entrance (Platinum Tithers® of course, have valet parking in the secured climate controlled garage, complete with complimentary fill ups and wash N waxes during services).
All Gods way of ensuring purity for the ascension into Heaven come the rapture (6/2020!!!)

[Johny Joe Hold]

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That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!

Anyone coming to Freehold and Landover Baptist Church on Easter Sunday can rejoice. Freehold is coronavirus free. A map to prove it:

[Maria Knight]

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That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!


Unfortunately, every church in my here don't seem to have the same backbone and have cancelled services.


I will spend that entire day reading the Bible and praying.

[Basilissa]

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We will absolutely be holding Easter Service. We will be holding Service EVERY Sunday and I will preside over it LIVE every time. We will be holding one hour services 24/7 of reruns of my greatest sermons of all time.
As in the past there are times when I cannot physically be present but my image on the JesMegaTron is the real deal. Attend, you will see me looking right at YOU! Fail to be there and I will know. God will know. Then in a weeks time, the attendance sheets will be published in God's Favorite Newpaper®, the Landover Truth and Light™.

Beloved Pastor Zeke: I would love to be there, but according to my calculations, Easter this year will fall exactly during "this" time of the month, which means I shouldn't be there, for the sake of others, of course. We just cannot risk anyone becoming unclean just because I selfishly decided to attend church. I mean I can avoid sitting or touching anything, but what if someone accidentally touches me? We wouldn't want to risk that.

Leviticus 15:19-21
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

I will send triple, no: quadruple amount of my regular tithes. Also, do you still have anything left from the dozen jars of edible gold I sent you for Christmas? If you are out of it, I'll send you another dozen. Or should I round it up to two dozens?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church?

No. Pastor Zeke does not tolerate cripples because Jesus Almighty Himself hates them. That includes intellectual cripples.

I hope you have a lovely Easter wherever you are, dear.

[tkwhite]

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Hello Maxine,

I would just check with the Pastors just to be safe. Hope this helps. Have a blessed day! I wouldn't worry about all those nasty sites are doing if I were you. They aren't worth your time.

Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?

[BibleReader2231]

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Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?

[tkwhite]

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Mr. Hold,


I've heard that too. It saddens me how political pundits and sinners don't take our Godly President more seriously than they do.
On a much happier note, Thank God for Landover! I am truly thankful this Church has, in the past, and always will stand up to adversity!

According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.

Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.

I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.

Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.

I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.

[tkwhite]

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I agree with you, Prayer Warrior. I was supposed to take my private plane (I never fly via a commercial flight) to an event to do mission work only to find out that they cancelled the event because of COVID-19. Pretty disheartening if you ask me!