[Roberta]

Re: Explain of easter please

Jenny,

Do not despair. I believe the person who comes closest to the actual number without going over wins the date.

I guessed 100,000,000.

R

[JennyD]

Re: Explain of easter please

how many jelly bean are in jar?


whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)

I'm going to guess zero! Yes, you are an absolute . . . I mean, there are absolutely ZERO jelly beans in that jar!

The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.

There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.

Oh, darnit. 1,822 is significantly more than zero.

I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.

Brother Nobar!

[Nobar King]

Re: Explain of easter please

How freaking thick are you?

I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Explain of easter please

I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.

How freaking thick are you?
We go out together and we enjoy each other's company - but "dating" is for single people.

[Talitha]

Re: Explain of easter please

HUH??

[Nobar King]

Re: Explain of easter please

I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.

I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Explain of easter please

hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.

I didn't forget - you're a very nice boy, Hitoshi, but I'm a happily married woman, so I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Explain of easter please

No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.

hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Explain of easter please

Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!

No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Explain of easter please

how many jelly bean are in jar?

One?

whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)

Darned, I never win anything.


Ezekiel 4:9
Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Explain of easter please

I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!

you are make me blush!!!

[Evil bunny]

Re: Explain of easter please

The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.

There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.

[SUV]

Re: Explain of easter please



Well, if that isn't the most Homer! thing I've ever seen in my Life™


Looks like you're going to 'lay an egg' with the Ladies with this one, Hitonme!

[Nobar King]

Re: Explain of easter please

I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!

[Roberta]

Re: Explain of easter please

Ichioku?