[Hitoshi]

Re: Explain of easter please

okay you guy are not very good for explain easter (is same like watch monkeys throw feces at each other). I am not want thread for be total waste of time so I am ask new question.


how many jelly bean are in jar?






whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)





lucky winner (lady only) is also get two cream filled cadbury egg and long juicy row of peep (are get very hard out of box).

[SUV]

Re: Explain of easter please

Oestre, dear, not Olestra.

Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dances with Goy, I recognize that your "Eclectic Paganism" means you can make up your own religion as you go along. Fine. It's also fine for you to worship Olestra, which I'm sure helps you to lose weight (perhaps with some anal leakage). But is it intellectually honest to say that a fat substitute released in the last decade is an ancient holiday involving egg-laying rabbits?

Come, now. You're just being silly.

Oestre, dear, not Olestra.
Oestre is a goddess, Olestra is an indigestible synthetic polymer used as a fat substitute in certain foods. I don't worship Olestra; in fact, I won't go near the stuff. I prefer to limit the fat in my diet by simply making the majority of my food fresh vegetables, eaten raw whenever possible, steamed or baked otherwise. I very seldom eat fried foods. No anal leakage, but thanks for your concern.

And I never said that I believed rabbits laid eggs. I said that both rabbits and eggs were both associated with the celebration of Oestre as fertility symbols.

[JennyD]

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I'd be interested in hearing his explanation of how the chinks in Hitoshi's home village came up with this version of celebrating our Lord's rising and coming up out of His temporary death at Easter.

Pastor, I wonder if the word, "Resurrection" had anything to do with it? Perhaps Hitosashimi can explain if something was lost in translation.

Dances with Goy, I recognize that your "Eclectic Paganism" means you can make up your own religion as you go along. Fine. It's also fine for you to worship Olestra, which I'm sure helps you to lose weight (perhaps with some anal leakage). But is it intellectually honest to say that a fat substitute released in the last decade is an ancient holiday involving egg-laying rabbits?

Come, now. You're just being silly.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The History of Easter in Japan began when a huge, American rabbit dropped a giant Easter Egg as a peace offering to the children of Hiroshima. Because of the indeterminable nature of quantum physics, the chocolate in the egg suddenly and inexplicably (except by the Hand of God) transformed into a plague upon the yerrow people.

Since then, the tradition in America has been to get chocolate eggs full of sugary goo and play "Enola Gay visits Chinatown".

The REAL explanation of Easter involves a miracle and would be be beyond the ornamental mind.

[Nobar King]

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Maybe you meant "writes"?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

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Here's a fun game. Every time somebody says rabbit's vulva you have to take a hit from your bong.

[Brother Temperance]

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A kindergartner could read through this thread and ascertain why Godly Sister Glendora baked a cooter cake. She stated that she tried a gluten-free recipe and encountered problems. I think you just wanted to use the phrase "rabbit's vulva." Your depravity has reached new depths.

Good point. I have assigned the harlot a fresh batch of infraction points for her unnecessary use of the phrase "rabbit's vulva". It is not a particularly pleasant one, and her decision to just post it on our boards for no good reason is one that must be strongly rebuked. Otherwise she'll end up using the phrase "rabbit's vulva" about three times in every post, just for the sheer sake of offending God through the overuse of the phrase "rabbit's vulva".

[Nobar King]

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Why would a TC bake a cake in the shape of a rabbit's vulva?

A kindergartner could read through this thread and ascertain why Godly Sister Glendora baked a cooter cake. She stated that she tried a gluten-free recipe and encountered problems. I think you just wanted to use the phrase "rabbit's vulva." Your depravity has reached new depths.

I would have to agree. I viewed the photo, and it appeared to be a cake in rabbit form. I'm not even sure what is the shape of a rabbit's v...a, or whether I'd recognize a cake in that shape.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Why would a TC bake a cake in the shape of a rabbit's vulva?

A kindergartner could read through this thread and ascertain why Godly Sister Glendora baked a cooter cake. She stated that she tried a gluten-free recipe and encountered problems. I think you just wanted to use the phrase "rabbit's vulva." Your depravity has reached new depths.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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We had a little problem with the bunny cake. I tried a gluten free recipe and it just didn't come out right. But I'm gonna make a regular one and Dr. Laurie will just have to avoid it.

Why would a TC bake a cake in the shape of a rabbit's vulva?

[Glendora Christianson]

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I'd be interested in hearing his explanation of how the chinks in Hitoshi's home village came up with this version of celebrating our Lord's rising and coming up out of His temporary death at Easter.

I wish those little Nippers wouldn't have their hot dog eating contest on the same day as HIS resurrection.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd be interested in hearing his explanation of how the chinks in Hitoshi's home village came up with this version of celebrating our Lord's rising and coming up out of His temporary death at Easter.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I was sorta looking forward to the pink bunny/cooter cake again this year.

We had a little problem with the bunny cake. I tried a gluten free recipe and it just didn't come out right. But I'm gonna make a regular one and Dr. Laurie will just have to avoid it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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SNICKERDOODLES!

I was sorta looking forward to the pink bunny/cooter cake again this year.