[firewolf16]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Do you think we're a bunch of weak-minded four-year-olds here who will believe anything? You're not funny, contrary to what you think.

You know what else is not funny? Being tortured for all eternity in a literal lake of fire prepared for sinners by our loving Creator.

You need to put away all this Wicca nonsense, stop eating babies, and give your heart to CHRIST before it's too late!

i dont think your a weak-minded four-year-old, they have more sense
there are some, like me, who actually like playing with fire, so the lake in hell would be nice which would mean that in order for us to go to hell, we would have to go to heaven

and not every wiccan is a baby eater, probably just the ones in your church

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

MOST wiccans are stupid enough to run around eating babies. I said most, because you ALWAYS have nut-jobs in every religion made-up loony cult.

Well said! I see we're finally getting through to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Magic does exist, its written in the bible. It mentions that Pharaoh had Magicians. Its an evil cult that must be avoided at ALL cost

No one says that magic doesn't exist. The Bible says that it's evil, unless God commands us to do it.

Like those cool tricks Moses did that upstaged the Pharaoh's lame magicians.

By the way, why do you capitalize "magician" but not "Bible," which would show respect for the Holy Word of God?

[thydavidcome]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Magic does exist, its written in the bible. It mentions that Pharaoh had Magicians. Its an evil cult that must be avoided at ALL cost

[dingo minors]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

hahaha, i really forgot how specific I have to be when posting here. But that's alright. Honestly, you didn't really give me the recipes. We both, and everyone else on here, knows that. I agree that most wiccans are Imbeciles. I just would like to point out that they really don't eat babies. That would go against their rules, wouldn't it? MOST wiccans are stupid enough to run around eating babies. I said most, because you ALWAYS have nut-jobs in every religion.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Actually, I was poking fun at you there. Because, You guys like to twist other people's words.

You were?

You really need to work on that. When you have to explain the joke:

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

I think this poll should be edited to say 'are all wiccans who post online imbeciles'....

[SonofaPreacherMan]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Oh..Don't y'all trust what one of them Wicca demons try to tell y'all. They may pretend to be nice and innocent on the outside, but behind closed doors there's all kinds of crazy Satan worshippin' goin' on. I can't call them evil misguided failures for human beings imbeciles. Satan has brainwashed them and sent demons to talk for them. They do all kinds of sinful things like: dance naked in circles, use astrology, sacrifice little puppets in fire (that's just stokin' the fires for the real thing later), put a knife (which they call an athame) into a cup (which they call a chalice) and say it symbolizes a sexual union between some heathen goddess and god. Oh...this post has got me so worked up; I'm afraid for their souls all damned to hell. I'm gonna go pull out my copy of Malleus Malificarum and my Bible.

-Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. (Exodus 22:18)

[Bob4God]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Actually, I was poking fun at you there. Because, You guys like to twist other people's words. You know, I've never eaten any babies.... but you told me they were quite tasty, didn't you? You even gave me a website for baby cooking recipes... that's disturbing. Have you ever considered visiting a psychiatrist?

Do you think we're a bunch of weak-minded four-year-olds here who will believe anything? You're not funny, contrary to what you think.

You know what else is not funny? Being tortured for all eternity in a literal lake of fire prepared for sinners by our loving Creator.

You need to put away all this Wicca nonsense, stop eating babies, and give your heart to CHRIST before it's too late!

[dingo minors]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Actually, I was poking fun at you there. Because, You guys like to twist other people's words. You know, I've never eaten any babies.... but you told me they were quite tasty, didn't you? You even gave me a website for baby cooking recipes... that's disturbing. Have you ever considered visiting a psychiatrist?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

So, why discuss baby eating if you don't condone? Don't you guys pretend something that you don't like just doesn't exist? Or are there things you are afraid of that are really nothing but mere insanity?

Brothers and sisters, here we have further evidence that Wiccans are imbeciles.

Dingo, we CONDEMN baby-eating. WICCANS are the ones who eat babies, not Christians, and we believe it may be a factor in how Wiccans become so incredibly stupid.

How many babies have you eaten? Were you more or less intelligent before the baby-eating?

Your answers might help us understand the degree to which baby-eating contributes to the lack of intellect among Wiccans.

Thank you for your valuable contribution to our research!

[dingo minors]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

So, why discuss baby eating if you don't condone? Don't you guys pretend something that you don't like just doesn't exist? Or are there things you are afraid of that are really nothing but mere insanity?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Baby eating? Do you condone such acts as this? I personally know no one that has ever taken part in eating a baby.. although, I hear you can donate your body to cannibalism, following certain guidelines.

Of course we do not condone cannibalism!

Witches are well-known for their baby-eating. Likewise, Catholics pretend to be cannibals with their magically-transforming death cookies and wine.

[dingo minors]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Baby eating? Do you condone such acts as this? I personally know no one that has ever taken part in eating a baby.. although, I hear you can donate your body to cannibalism, following certain guidelines.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

Well, that's not fair. I'd only count them among the number of the imbecilic once they start talking about wicca being thousands of years old.

So . . . that'd be nearly all of them.

Now, what makes the rest of them imbeciles? Is it the baby-eating?