[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

I didn't write that you twat, you did, nice to see free speech for once on here . And if anyone wanted a bum lesion from me it would be you Bobby joe.

I don't think Bobby Joe is the least bit interested in contracting an STD (Sodomite Transmitted Disease) from you, GAY_Fool.

Free speech? Sorry. This is a privately-owned, Christian church website, not a government institution (the financial success of Landover's Federally-funded faith-based initiatives notwithstanding).

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello

You are not Christians though you are redneck squirrel shaggers who ban free speech and then tell people what sex they are. And you have no rights to modify my posts, since God is my uncle . And he won't be pleased with this church like he said last night after i finished my Bourbon.

My friend, I've noticed your insults are generally of the "redneck {insert random animal here} shagger" type with various curse words thrown in for good measure. Don't you think it's time you open your heart and mind to the Healing Love of Jesus Christ? You should decide now. You have no way of knowing how much time you have left!

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Hello

More bollocks with some Racism included aswell.

So only Americans know what the fairytale story is about eh? Funny there a Nutjob centre(church) at the top of my street which tells me differently.Maybe some Europeans believe the Fairytale story about the three Kings and "no room at the inn" bollocks too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

You are not Christians though you are redneck squirrel shaggers who ban free speech and then tell people what sex they are. And you have no rights to modify my posts, since God is my uncle . And he won't be pleased with this church like he said last night after i finished my Bourbon.

Friend,

It is clear from you speech that you aren't even American. Now if you are not American how can you even know what Christianity is? Well?

As for us being not Christians, well of course not silly. We are TRUE Christians(tm). Not some silly, wishy washy fell good, hippy "Christians".

Now friend, I strongly urge to get yourself together, brush your teeth, act your gender and try to be a good Christian (American Baptist Republican) like Jesus wants you to be.

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Hello

Well here is an eyefull for you sinner; you are a guest in our forum and as such you have no posting rights except those that Landover Baptist grants you. You want to discuss religion, fine. If you want to launch into viscous, uncalled for personal attacks then we TRUE Christians™ will modify or delete your posts as Christ see fit. You don't like it, appeal to Jesus.

Is that clear enough for you?

You are not Christians though you are redneck squirrel shaggers who ban free speech and then tell people what sex they are. And you have no rights to modify my posts, since God is my uncle . And he won't be pleased with this church like he said last night after i finished my Bourbon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

I didn't write that you twat, you did, nice to see free speech for once on here . And if anyone wanted a bum sesion from me it would be you Bobby joe.

Well here is an eyefull for you sinner; you are a guest in our forum and as such you have no posting rights except those that Landover Baptist grants you. You want to discuss religion, fine. If you want to launch into viscous, uncalled for personal attacks then we TRUE Christians(tm) will modify or delete your posts as Christ see fit. You don't like it, appeal to Jesus.

Is that clear enough for you?

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Hello

Do not use this forum for advertising your rent boy services.

I didn't write that you twat, you did, nice to see free speech for once on here . And if anyone wanted a bum sesion from me it would be you Bobby joe.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

Hey guys, meet me at the Interstate rest stop men's room for a fun time

Do not use this forum for advertising your rent boy services.

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Hello

Gay twat bollocks.

Hey guys, meet me at the Interstate rest stop men's room for a fun time

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

Get it HELL-O . My name's Justin please ignore the dumbass typo in my name. You punks have insulted us spell casters and we hate it.

Sorry Justin, this is not a Dungeons and Dragons forum. We do not want to hear about your 20th level 1/2 Drow Wizard/ Assassin/ Death-Knight or what ever you live vicariously threw. May I suggest World of Warcraft? I am sure you will find more gamer 'tards like you there.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello

Oh not another gay wizard. I'll bet you're a fan of that Harry Potter nonsense, aren't you. I've suspected for quite some time that the name "Harry Potter" is actually a codeword used by queers to mean "Hairy Pecker."

So tell us, how old are you? What made you decide to spit in the LORD's face by becoming a deviant homosexual? Do you dance around in the moonlight naked covered in chicken blood? Do you and your fellow wizards roll around on the ground, wrestling and touching each other's wands?

Please tell us everything. No detail is too little for us to care about. This is how much we love you and want to see you saved!

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Hello

usual bible fucker bollocks

Don't listen to him, keep doing what your doing. Be a so called 'heathen' by the landover twats.And just delete the pm's the hypocrite 'moderators' send you, they just don't like free speech.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

How old are you boy? How long have you been a queer?

Jesus is here for you, son, but first you need to repent. That means give up the narcotics, the sodomy, the gay video games, the satan worship, and so on.

As for the spell "caster" you refer to, here on God's favorite forum we call it a spell checker. Use it wisely, because God demands good grammar from us all.

I'll be praying for to rid you of the demons that inhabit your colon. Won't you join me now? Read this prayer in a loud voice, as I am doing too.This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. It will protect you from the attacks of your fellow devil worshipers:

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello

Get it HELL-O .

No.

My name's Justin

Rough deal getting a homer name.

please ignore the dumbass typo in my name.

As Adam was allowed by God to name the animals, so The Lord watches over you as you type.

You punks have insulted us spell casters and we hate it.

Spell casters? Do they ever work? Other than by chance? Have you done double-blind trials on the effectiveness of these spells? No, I thought not.

You dumbasses made a huge mistake , not all witches are bad , in fact most witches are good.

No, all witches are bad and should die. God says so and therefore it must be correct.

So I ask you to please never try and insult us again.

What do you mean “So I ask” there seems to be no reason give. God tells us that the Bible is for rebuking Unsaved Trash like you.

I mean look at you all! You remind me of those kids off of the children of the corn.

As I read your prose, you remind me of a 13year old. You are old enough to post here aren’t you?

And how dare you insult music. That just pisses me off even more , you can't stop rock and roll!

Music? Music? I heard no music. I heard nothing but a discordant cacophony, screaming voices and what is probably a film depiction of the Witchfinder General sending witches to hell.

And also playing video games is fun so if you assholes don't like it. Then piffle off,

Video games distract from the learning of the Lord’s Word.

oh and by the way witches don't use brooms anymore.

They stick vacuum cleaners up their orifices now do they? How novel and modern. Witches should still die.

So uh what century are you dumbasses still stuck in? The Middle Ages?

Both God and God’s word is timeless, the Bible is as True and Fresh now as when it rolled off the printing presses at King James’s Palace. Praise!

THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY AND I SAY ROCK AND ROLL!

What do you say when you want a pack of Oreos?

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WOOO!

HOOO!

[Talitha]

Re: Hello

LIAR I'm walking the true path of god however you guys are walking the path of HELL.

Oh?
Can you tell me where in the Bible (King James Version) that you've learned such a thing?

HURRY NOW...................... Before Pastor gets here.