[Wide-Open]

Re: Beglium 2

Nope, he's not queer either. All those dudes (except Sutherland, you can have him) are excellent sources of awesome.

Psssst, Allllllie. It's "ton problème", not "ta problème". Other thread, I know, and it caught me out as well - when I was still unsaved - but I thought you'd like to know.

Anyway, it seems like the Belgiums have gone to bed.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Beglium 2

Sutherland: Qweer. Nuh-uh! He's a prick, but not gay. Jack Black: Fat Qweer. Nuh-uh again! He's chubby, yes, but he's extraordinarily awesome. Carrey: liplocks with men...Qweer? Yeah. I can't look at that link, I'm at work. But Jim Carrey's not gay. Myers: Joo. Midget. What? Where are you getting that from? Qweer.

Nope, he's not queer either. All those dudes (except Sutherland, you can have him) are excellent sources of awesome.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

No, you're never sarcastic.

You never have violent outbursts, either. Listen, buddy, I'm on your side: I like your saracasm, I like the intelligence you've displayed so far, I know Belgium is real (but I don't care for Belgian chocolate, sorry), but I don't like you slinging threats like that at my friends. Now, you may not agree with these people, and that's fine with me (I don't always agree with them, either), but that is no reason to be pitching a fit and hurling insults at them. Understand?

Just a head's up, you're not going to get anywhere with this argument. I know these people, have for years, and you might as be trying to convince a hat that rocks are made of cottoncandy. What does it matter to you if they think you live in an imaginary country? I live in a house made of watermelons, and I don't mind! Will you spontaneously no longer exist if someone says, "I don't believe in Belgium"? You know Belgium is real, I know Belgium is real, what's the big deal if they don't?

Umm... Hate to break this to you, but Utopia actually doesn't exist.


Actually, my friend, most of Canada speaks English. There are parts that speak French.

No, Nobar, you couldn't be Canadian because you're not awesome enough. As we all know, Canada is the world's leading source of raw awesome. Now, awesome in it's purest, truest form is an increbily powerful thing, so why we continue to export it (mostly to the US) is just beyond my understanding. Especially because once it's been in the US after a while it tends to lose it's awesome properties. Example: Keifer Sutherland. The more American he gets, the less awesome he is. Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers, however, will always retain their awesomeness. I've considered petitioning to award honourary Canadian status to Jack Black on the grounds that he's pretty much awesomeness incarnate.

Sutherland: Qweer. Jack Black: Fat Qweer. Carrey: liplocks with men...Qweer? Yeah. Myers: Joo. Midget. Qweer.

[hugh_hefner]

Re: Beglium 2

"You know what? Kiss my balls kid.
I've had it with your piss.
Shit American, as far as I am concerned, you go piffle your smelly Bible.
If I'd ever meet you, I'll beat you to death with your booklet."

Which means you are now banned.

That's a horrible thing to say
haa those kids these days
what a shame don't you think ?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Beglium 2

I'm not trying to make a big deal out of my country, but we do exist, it's not wrong to tell you that is it?
(Really not meaning anything negative or sarcastic, I swear)

No, Beglium doesn't exist... I live in Belgium, together with 11 million other Belgians... Brussels is our capitol... Never heard of it? Two World Wars were fought here, french fries were actually invented here, not in France, and we are known for our chocolate and beer. Still doesn't ring a bell?
Since you've all got internet, Google isn't far away, try it: Belgium.

Yeah, their inhabitants also reply to you on forums on the internet.
It's important that you can separate what's real and what's fake...

Not that I know...

No, you're never sarcastic.

You idiotic, retarded son of a bitch...
I have never taken drugs before, so don't even dare to use that on me again.
Fantastic country Belgium? Book a ticket to Brussels in your God given airplanes and come check it out!
You are just as bad as Islamic terrorists... They should tear you down to the last stone, throw a nuclear bomb on your facility, and spread anthrax-bacteries there so nothing can grow or live at Freehold for the next 6000 years.
And no, I didn't say I am going to do this, I'm just saying someone should!
I'm outta here

You never have violent outbursts, either. Listen, buddy, I'm on your side: I like your saracasm, I like the intelligence you've displayed so far, I know Belgium is real (but I don't care for Belgian chocolate, sorry), but I don't like you slinging threats like that at my friends. Now, you may not agree with these people, and that's fine with me (I don't always agree with them, either), but that is no reason to be pitching a fit and hurling insults at them. Understand?

Just a head's up, you're not going to get anywhere with this argument. I know these people, have for years, and you might as be trying to convince a hat that rocks are made of cottoncandy. What does it matter to you if they think you live in an imaginary country? I live in a house made of watermelons, and I don't mind! Will you spontaneously no longer exist if someone says, "I don't believe in Belgium"? You know Belgium is real, I know Belgium is real, what's the big deal if they don't?

I could have said I was located in Utopia...that doesn't make Utopia less imaginary....You've been misguided, as I was. Just accept Christ, and all be clear.

Umm... Hate to break this to you, but Utopia actually doesn't exist.

I speak Dutch. O.O That's intense. I could never speak Dutch, ever. And languages come really easy to me. But Dutch is just gibberish to my mind. Dutch, Swedish, Gaelic, and Welsh. All gibberish. So... If you speak Dutch, that means you pretty much speak Klingon - dude, that's awesome!
And there are parts in Canada that speak English.
So it isn't that absurd.

Actually, my friend, most of Canada speaks English. There are parts that speak French.

I don't speak French. There's no way I could be a Canadian.

No, Nobar, you couldn't be Canadian because you're not awesome enough. As we all know, Canada is the world's leading source of raw awesome. Now, awesome in it's purest, truest form is an increbily powerful thing, so why we continue to export it (mostly to the US) is just beyond my understanding. Especially because once it's been in the US after a while it tends to lose it's awesome properties. Example: Keifer Sutherland. The more American he gets, the less awesome he is. Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers, however, will always retain their awesomeness. I've considered petitioning to award honourary Canadian status to Jack Black on the grounds that he's pretty much awesomeness incarnate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beglium 2

ge moet daar gewoon es mee lachen

You too, eurofag.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

nice
hopelijk krijge ze da vertaald

Still wanna bet punk?

You'll be the next one to be banned.

[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

Ik heb het ze maar gezegd dat ik 16 ben
dan ben ik nog maar een kind in hun ogen ,
die zijn tch zo gestoord als iets , dit zijn niet de soort amerikanen dat ze laten zien op tv of tijdschriften xD & Raar gng kunnen ze paar van mijn nederlandstalige woorden vertalen , waar ze eigelijk hun fout mee toegeven maarja , als ik het zeg zullen ze tch weer een geweldige verklaring voor dat hebben , om gek van te worden

ge moet daar gewoon es mee lachen

[Wide-Open]

Re: Beglium 2

Weet ge wat ? Kus men klote jong
Kheb het gehad met uwe zeik
schijtamerikaan , van mij part neukt ge met uwe stinkbijbel
Als ik u ooit tegenkom sla ik u dood met uw boekske

Go and Translate that you shitface

"You know what? Kiss my balls kid.
I've had it with your piss.
Shit American, as far as I am concerned, you go fuck your smelly Bible.
If I'd ever meet you, I'll beat you to death with your booklet."

Which means you are now banned.

[Imaaaaa]

Re: Beglium 2

k ken t gevoel
wa een ongeloofelijk simpele klootzakke toch
heb wel wa geloge over mne leeftijd was t beu om de hele tijd boy genoemd te worde

Ik heb het ze maar gezegd dat ik 16 ben
dan ben ik nog maar een kind in hun ogen ,
die zijn tch zo gestoord als iets , dit zijn niet de soort amerikanen dat ze laten zien op tv of tijdschriften xD & Raar gng kunnen ze paar van mijn nederlandstalige woorden vertalen , waar ze eigelijk hun fout mee toegeven maarja , als ik het zeg zullen ze tch weer een geweldige verklaring voor dat hebben , om gek van te worden

[Mister K]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

I need to call it foef ?
Tis duidelijk dat gij nog nooit een foef in uw leven hebt gezien eh jongenn

nice
hopelijk krijge ze da vertaald

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

Weet ge wat ? Kus men klote jong
Kheb het gehad met uwe zeik
schijtamerikaan , van mij part neukt ge met uwe stinkbijbel
Als ik u ooit tegenkom sla ik u dood met uw boekske

Go and Translate that you shitface

Hundreds of Belgian scientists attend global warming protest.

[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

Ik krijg echt het kut van die amerikanen eh xD
Maar doen die da nu met opzet ? da kan tch bijna niet anders eh
Daar scheelt gwn iets met die hun hersenpan fsoo
Ik weet niet wrm ik blijf tegen die ingaan , ze zullen tch altijd hun laatste woord hebben hoor ookal trekt die op niks xD
&Tch kan ik ze niet laten winnen , pfff ;p

k ken t gevoel
wa een ongeloofelijk simpele klootzakke toch
heb wel wa geloge over mne leeftijd was t beu om de hele tijd boy genoemd te worde

[Imaaaaa]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Please don't use words like that on our forum. And if you'd know "Flemish" - as you pretend to - you'd call it "foef". Now enough of this already!



That's next to "Catatonic" isn't it?

I need to call it foef ?
Tis duidelijk dat gij nog nooit een foef in uw leven hebt gezien eh jongenn

[Imaaaaa]

Re: Beglium 2

Well that settles the point friend for Jesus; like most sinners you do not know what you are talking about. WWI vets like Pastor Al know all about the Cold War since he lived threw it (he fought the Huns at Belleau Woods you know).

Now who do you logically expect me to believe; a distinguished senior pastor with a successful ministry and American war hero like Pastor Al or some kid who can't even make up his mind what language he speaks?

Weet ge wat ? Kus men klote jong
Kheb het gehad met uwe zeik
schijtamerikaan , van mij part neukt ge met uwe stinkbijbel
Als ik u ooit tegenkom sla ik u dood met uw boekske

Go and Translate that you shitface