[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

LOL that is ridiculous!

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity and buy into that scam?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

• Appearance - The Invisible Pink Unicorn is both invisible and pink, a deliberate contradiction which forms the basis of the entire religion. Some claim that the IPU is only truly invisible to non-believers, while others claim that this is simply wishful thinking mixed with hallucinations. Some say that the IPU looks invisible, but feels pink, while others say that she is pink but impossible to look at.
• Holy Days - All holy days of all religions are considered to be holy days by the IPU. Special importance is placed upon 1 April, which should be set aside as a day for spreading the word of the IPU.
• 42 - The IPU's followers generally agree that the number 42 has some sort of significance.
• Socks - The laundry room is the shrine of the IPU, and some believers may be blessed by 'visitations in their laundry', while others may find that the IPU has left holes in their socks with her horn.
• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.
• The Purple Oyster - Said to once have been a minion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Purple Oyster of Doom was cast out of the green pastures and into the sea after having tried to convince atheists that the IPU preferred pepperoni and mushroom pizza. The Purple Oyster is said to lead non-believers towards destruction, and is thus remarkably similar to Satan.
• Dislike of Theists and Non-Believers - The IPU is said to cast theists and those who don't believe in her into the Great Pile of Manure, where dwarves will nibble at their kneecaps and the Purple Oyster will force-feed them pepperoni and mushroom pizzas.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

You grossly misrepresent what String Theory really is. Let me guess you think M-Theory stands for Monster Theory, right? String Theory is just a schizophrenic crackpot solution to all the holes in the Standard Model, we all know that.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

Do you want me to point you in the direction of the many Academic Endorsements for the teaching of FSM in schools?

“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.


Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Faith is one thing but to claim that Jesus was a historical person is another

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

It's called FAITH. You have nothing in this life or in death without Faith. You either believe or you don't. There is no in between on this one. You want quotes, get them from the Pastors here.

I was like you. I wanted proof. I got it, but it is not what you want to ask for. . . I kid you not. You ask for proof and you might get the beating of a lifetime. Be careful what you ask for. Proof can lead you down a road where you might find yourself begging for your ordinary life back. Trust the people here when they tell you to simply have Faith that God exists and Jesus died for our sins and is the only road to salvation.

Faith is one thing but to claim that Jesus was a historical person is another

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Would you care to cite them? just saying they exist does not carry any weight.

It's called FAITH. You have nothing in this life or in death without Faith. You either believe or you don't. There is no in between on this one. You want quotes, get them from the Pastors here.

I was like you. I wanted proof. I got it, but it is not what you want to ask for. . . I kid you not. You ask for proof and you might get the beating of a lifetime. Be careful what you ask for. Proof can lead you down a road where you might find yourself begging for your ordinary life back. Trust the people here when they tell you to simply have Faith that God exists and Jesus died for our sins and is the only road to salvation.