[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Now you're just being silly.

How could God give such clear instructions for the genocide of the heathens, if He were mythical?

So he is either mythical or a mass murderer

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself

They're women. God created them to bear childern and wash our clothes. What is your point?

[JennyD]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself

[Numbers 31:17-18] “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man”

And…
[Judges 21:10-12] “So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.”

Now you're just being silly.

How could God give such clear instructions for the genocide of the heathens, if He were mythical?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

God would never create some creature for the soul purpose of worshiping Him. That is why we praise God every day and turn our lives over to Him.

This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself

[Numbers 31:17-18] “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man”

And…
[Judges 21:10-12] “So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.”

[JennyD]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

I have Jesus and this the only reason I live! GLORY!

Amen to that, Brother! If that's not ultimate freedom, I don't know what is!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

You are stuck in your mortal thinking, you mistake the creation in heaven with the creation on earth, you can not use the same reasoning, they are a gift from our Creator to give us joy in the after life.

The only joy in the afterlife I will need is praising my creator forever. You can keep your beer soaked meat puppets of your false spaghetti god pasta botherer. I have Jesus and this the only reason I live! GLORY!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

God would never create some creature for the soul purpose of worshiping Him. That is why we praise God every day and turn our lives over to Him.

You are stuck in your mortal thinking, you mistake the creation in heaven with the creation on earth, you can not use the same reasoning, they are a gift from our Creator to give us joy in the after life.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

The Strippers are a gift from our Creator, you can not use your mortal morels, his creations are outside such judgments.

God would never create some creature for the soul purpose of worshiping Him. That is why we praise God every day and turn our lives over to Him.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

So he makes stripper-slaves for your enjoyment.

What sort of sick idea is that, creating living beings that exist with no will of their own, only serving as entertainment for others?

The Strippers are a gift from our Creator, you can not use your mortal morels, his creations are outside such judgments.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

So he makes stripper-slaves for your enjoyment.

What sort of sick idea is that, creating living beings that exist with no will of their own, only serving as entertainment for others?

INDEED! It's gross and disgusting. Evil, that's what it is!

[JennyD]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

No, a gift from our creator to his creation.

So he makes stripper-slaves for your enjoyment.

What sort of sick idea is that, creating living beings that exist with no will of their own, only serving as entertainment for others?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

I see. So you promote cloning, or slavery, or perhaps android-lust?

No, a gift from our creator to his creation.

[JennyD]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Heaven consists of Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories, so not actually people, so no objectifying or oppressing involved.

I see. So you promote cloning, or slavery, or perhaps android-lust?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

They hijack ships and steal things from them. That makes them pirates.

You probably just don't consider them "true pirates" because they are Negroes, and Pastafarians are notorious racists.

The true pirates I speak of where not exclusively white European, many were liberated slaves

Even if some strippers are male, you are still objectifying them and oppressing them, forcing them to be whores for the pleasure of your adherents.

Disgusting. No Christian would ever use other people for his or her own pleasure, only for the glory of God!

Heaven consists of Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories, so not actually people, so no objectifying or oppressing involved. Heaven is open to all not just those that no the truth, the quality of the Beer and the Strippers is dependent on how nice a person you are, not what you believe.

If someone lives a good life but has had the misfortune to not have had the truth made known to them they still get the good beer and great strippers

[JennyD]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Those so called pirates do not have parrots, wooden legs or even eye patches so how can they be called true?

They hijack ships and steal things from them. That makes them pirates.

You probably just don't consider them "true pirates" because they are Negroes, and Pastafarians are notorious racists.

You are the one displaying a sexist attitude, assuming the strippers would all be female

Even if some strippers are male, you are still objectifying them and oppressing them, forcing them to be whores for the pleasure of your adherents.

Disgusting. No Christian would ever use other people for his or her own pleasure, only for the glory of God!