[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

It is no random image like those people from the Church of Rome keep finding, it is a very clear depiction of the Noodly one and predates fosters, or the introduction by the Europeans of the fluffy wool makers

You God mocking drug addicts are all the same, all you are interested in is your noodle.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Where is it then? Is it somewhere deserted? Somewhere quiet where not many people go? If someone chiselled it out, do you think it would be worth anything on Ebay?

I only ask as the market for old stuff from Indian graves is drying up.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Are you saying an Abo did that? It’s not possible. This is Abo art – garbage, isn’t it? [ATTACH]8719[/ATTACH]



I suspect that what you are seeing is little more than a convenient urine stain (courtesy of Fosters Brewing Co.) on the wall of a disused sheep station.

Anyway, we are Baptists not Catlix – mary on a pizza or Jesus on a Oreo don’t float our boat.

It is no random image like those people from the Church of Rome keep finding, it is a very clear depiction of the Noodly one and predates fosters, or the introduction by the Europeans of the fluffy wool makers

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Are you saying an Abo did that? It’s not possible. This is Abo art – garbage, isn’t it?



I suspect that what you are seeing is little more than a convenient urine stain (courtesy of Fosters Brewing Co.) on the wall of a disused sheep station.

Anyway, we are Baptists not Catlix – mary on a pizza or Jesus on a Oreo don’t float our boat.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Here is an ancient cave painting, south eastern Australia



Care to show me any cave art to support your myth that predates European colonization

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

And that’s your title? I expected some lame acronym like
Pastafarianism
Incorporating
Representation
And
Theocracy for
Earth

I have been known to use the Title Pastor, as the True religion is Pasta based, but thank you for the the suggestion I may just use it

RAmen Brother

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

[...] I am the founder of a Parish of The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster [FSM].

And that’s your title? I expected some lame acronym like
Pastafarianism
Incorporating
Representation
And
Theocracy for
Earth

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

I must ask....you aren't a "revenant," are you?

To answer that question I will say I am some time referred to by others as Rev. Jo, but that is not a title I use myself, I am the founder of a Parish of The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster [FSM].

[SUV]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Mmmm if you believe in vampires you should embrace those with a love of garlic should you not?

Any way is it not the church of Rome that has called these poor unfortunate "vampires" evil, are your a member of the Church of Rome?

I must ask....you aren't a "revenant," are you?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Garlic? That's for....vampires!!!

Pastor, I am so Afraid of vampires! Has Anne Rice gone and de-Converted again?

Mmmm if you believe in vampires you should embrace those with a love of garlic should you not?

Any way is it not the church of Rome that has called these poor unfortunate "vampires" evil, are your a member of the Church of Rome?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Your cult sounds papist. They stink of garlic and slurp greasy noodles all day long.

What have you got against Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins?

Jesus.... meant to have moved mountains and raised the dead, yet no one from the period seems to have noticed, there are not accounts from that period by third parties to back up his existence. Don't quote your work of fiction the so called gospels as they are not Independent sources.

[SUV]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Garlic? That's for....vampires!!!

Pastor, I am so Afraid of vampires! Has Anne Rice gone and de-Converted again?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Your cult sounds papist. They stink of garlic and slurp greasy noodles all day long.

What have you got against Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

It seems to me that a god (Ha! Does FSM even qualify for that title) that includes garlic will have presentational problems on a warm day in close company. Is this a test of faith?

Anyway, all this is quite unbelievable, real food is bread and cold fish – it really stretches a long way in the Right Hands!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world an everything in it 5000 years ago so how could it be anything but a God.

As for the Garlic question, the holy herb breaks down toxins in the body and it is the products of this break up that cause the oder, so if one if using the scared garlic every day then these by products are in small amounts hence no unpleasant oder

Fish no matter how often you eat it will always stink

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

It seems to me that a god (Ha! Does FSM even qualify for that title) that includes garlic will have presentational problems on a warm day in close company. Is this a test of faith?

Anyway, all this is quite unbelievable, real food is bread and cold fish – it really stretches a long way in the Right Hands!