[A Mad Dog]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

You are replying to a post almost 3 months old. You are a little late if you are expecting an answer.

I've been busy lately.

[David Goldman]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

So you do not believe in the things that I mentioned?

You are replying to a post almost 3 months old. You are a little late if you are expecting an answer.

[A Mad Dog]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

I assure you we got nothing in common. No Catholic will ever admit to the horrible crimes his church has commited. He will also never admit that some of the most wicked men in history have been popes. He will turn a shade of white at the mention of the Vatican Ratlines that helped Nazis escape to South America to avoid trial. A Catholic will piss his pants if you so much as mention that they worship the Virgin Mary or idols. NO Catholic has ever believed in the biblical doctrine of justification. The "Church" of Rome does not allow it and calls it heresy. Many good men have been murdered by the so called "Church". Answer for her crimes papist.

So you do not believe in the things that I mentioned?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Please, won't you take off that pirate hat and make a small donation to Landover for the sake of your soul? We ask for nothing, really. A thousand Euros now and again will be sufficient to save you. Well, and maybe a few doses of the electrodes.

I have no intention of taking off my Holy Pirate hat, and any spare cash I have goes to the Churches ship building fund.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

As a Pastafarian if you want to insult me you need to try harder, meat balls are Holy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

Now then, there will be no insults on THIS board. We are Christians after all and respect everyone except non-Christians.

You are missing the point, Jo Freddy. We have a book that explains our religion and Rachael Ray didn't write it. You have nothing but empty pasta boxes. Anyone can immediately see that our religion is deep and meaningful and yours is a sieve. No one can possible sleep at night believing some disgusting glob is going to touch then with a noodly appendage! Please get serious. It is obvious that the Holy Ghost 'came upon' Mary and produced JESUS but belief in a flying spaghetti-o is just nonsense.

Please, won't you take off that pirate hat and make a small donation to Landover for the sake of your soul? We ask for nothing, really. A thousand Euros now and again will be sufficient to save you. Well, and maybe a few doses of the electrodes.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

As a Pastafarian if you want to insult me you need to try harder, meat balls are Holy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

So I take it you're changing your name to "Jo Feddie And Peas" or "Mr. Brain's Jo Feddie" now, right?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Get out and don't come back you fagot

As a Pastafarian if you want to insult me you need to try harder, meat balls are Holy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

A rant that shows why The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is better then the Bible

Thank you Ezekiel, you rant is clear evidence that my religion is more suited to humanity then yours.

RAmen Brother

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

You know, if I’d have tried to put a few words together that would cause laughter because they are so wrong, I do not think I could have beaten your amazing post!

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay?

1st Timothy 1:9a Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, 1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind , for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other,

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
[…]1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

1Co:6:9: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go piffle yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

This is fair enough, but it simply does not go far enough! There are some so-called “lifestyles” that are simply unacceptable – you don’t have to be very intelligent to understand this – some things are simply horrible!

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

Even Ratslinger speaks against you here; when God and Satan are at one, you have to accept that killing unborn souls is wrong!

And just how is it blasphemous, even by your Fairy Tale?

(a) I think it will now be obvious and (b) The Bible may have talking animals and miracles but it is no fairy tale!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Kindly post the scripture to back up your claim. I don't believe that I'm familiar with any commandments from God Almighty to "have fun."

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

AND

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

I think those cover it

It's blasphemous.

And just how is it blasphemous, even by your Fairy Tale?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Weirdness is what make this world fun and is a gift from our creator.

Kindly post the scripture to back up your claim. I don't believe that I'm familiar with any commandments from God Almighty to "have fun."

You still need to explain what is wrong with that advert.

It's blasphemous.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Weirdness and iniquity is abhorrent to a Loving God!

Weirdness is what make this world fun and is a gift from our creator.
You still need to explain what is wrong with that advert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Weirdness and iniquity is abhorrent to a Loving God!

We can agree on that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

Weirdness and iniquity is abhorrent to a Loving God!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Some Things that we can agree upon

I think your ideas on morality are just a little rich coming, as they do, from the Church of the FSM! I would ask you to look at the advert below and tell me if your “High Priest”, Bobby Henderson, unemployed slot-machine engineer and heretic, did not place this… Remember, only the shamefully guilty would deny it!

Disgusting! The FSM’s credibility is shattered!

How does that hurt anyone?