[Myron Pollard]

Re: I'm lost

Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship.

[the rev. moons daughter]

Re: I'm lost

Pastor Ezekiel I feel compelled to say that I am sorry I know what i said was wrong especially for a women to say to a man. I have asked for help. I wish to be saved. If I can be. I have noticed you are very knowledgeable I was hoping you would be able to give me advice in order to be saved if it is possible.

[JRFinn]

Re: I'm lost

What a coincidence, that was the next thing I was going to accuse you of!

Also, as for my avatar, it is Dora. From Questionable Content, a webcomic.

[Bob4God]

Re: I'm lost

LBC seems to be kind of obsessed with "tallywackers", especially those of demons. It makes me wonder...

Oh as if nobody ever accused us of THAT before. Listen up pal, we are as straight as they come. You don't find manly men like me and Zeke in just any church, no sir.

What's next? We talk about potty business a lot so we must be obsessed with excrement?

Get over yourself.

By the way, I hate your avatar. I don't know what it is, but I hate it.

[JRFinn]

Re: I'm lost

i am sorry for my previous post

Don't be sorry. It was a perfectly legitimate sentiment.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: I'm lost

i am sorry for my previous post

...Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?..Matt 23:33

[the rev. moons daughter]

Re: I'm lost

i am sorry for my previous post

[the rev. moons daughter]

Re: I'm lost

Why is it that you atheistic God-mockers are all so angry and hateful all the time? We True Christians™ are the happiest folks on earth! Jesus provides everything we need, and He has assured us of a place at His table up in Heaven after He kills us someday. Nothing will feel better than the good belly laugh we enjoy with Jesus as we listen to your agonizing screams from hell, and watch satan anally rape you with his huge barbed tallywackers. Oh shout GLORY!!

that sounds slightly homosexual are you hiding something?

[JRFinn]

Re: I'm lost

Why is it that you atheistic God-mockers are all so angry and hateful all the time? We True Christians™ are the happiest folks on earth! Jesus provides everything we need, and He has assured us of a place at His table up in Heaven after He kills us someday. Nothing will feel better than the good belly laugh we enjoy with Jesus as we listen to your agonizing screams from hell, and watch satan anally rape you with his huge barbed tallywackers. Oh shout GLORY!!

LBC seems to be kind of obsessed with "tallywackers", especially those of demons. It makes me wonder...

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

I recommend you do research before asking such stupid questions. Saddam may be dead, but look at the state of Iraq. It is a failed, fractured, disempowered government. Would you rather have Iraq live in a state of anarchy, mayhem, murder, and terrorism? Isn't it our responsibility to prop up a stable government so that Iraqis can live in peace?

NO!
you have no reason to mess with them, your citizens had a right to choose the government that they wanted, and Iraq's citizens should have the same right (even if they choose a communist dictator!)

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: I'm lost

Even if you're right AKA: Iraq war being against Saddam.
that war should be long over, given that Saddam was killed bu the USA!
he was hung by the neck until dead, so why is the war still going on?

Because the Arabekistanians possess massive reserves of oil are still unwashed Muslim heathen racists and refuse to fight their own battles. Anymore questions that any American first-grader would be able to answer?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I'm lost

Even if you're right AKA: Iraq war being against Saddam.
that war should be long over, given that Saddam was killed bu the USA!
he was hung by the neck until dead, so why is the war still going on?

I recommend you do research before asking such stupid questions. Saddam may be dead, but look at the state of Iraq. It is a failed, fractured, disempowered government. Would you rather have Iraq live in a state of anarchy, mayhem, murder, and terrorism? Isn't it our responsibility to prop up a stable government so that Iraqis can live in peace?

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Let me address the two bold-fonted parts:

1. Humans are dying with a cause! The cause being to remove that evil Muslim dictator Saddam Hussein (who threw victims into plastic chippers) and make Iraq a free democracy. Isn't that a good cause? Or would you rather have dictators run the world? I imagine you would be against the American invasion of Nazi Germany, right?
2. Americans are dying, yes, but their sacrifices do not go unacknowledged. These proud, patriotic American soldiers have given their lives for freedom. May God bless them.

Even if you're right AKA: Iraq war being against Saddam.
that war should be long over, given that Saddam was killed bu the USA!
he was hung by the neck until dead, so why is the war still going on?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I'm lost

it's not bad, it's meaningless . Humans are dying without a cause.
And for that matter, only for you to understand i'll say it. Americans are dying.
but humans overall

Let me address the two bold-fonted parts:

1. Humans are dying with a cause! The cause being to remove that evil Muslim dictator Saddam Hussein (who threw victims into plastic chippers) and make Iraq a free democracy. Isn't that a good cause? Or would you rather have dictators run the world? I imagine you would be against the American invasion of Nazi Germany, right?
2. Americans are dying, yes, but their sacrifices do not go unacknowledged. These proud, patriotic American soldiers have given their lives for freedom. May God bless them.

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Even the Pelosian liberals who read the Huffington Post will admit only about 100,000+ people have died, not millions. Get your facts straight before trying to persecute us. Fortunately, only about 4,000 of those deaths were American, the rest were infidel Muslims, so I don't see your point. This is supposed to be bad or something?

it's not bad, it's meaningless . Humans are dying without a cause.
And for that matter, only for you to understand i'll say it. Americans are dying.
but humans overall