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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

    There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

    I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

        I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.
        Praise!
        John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

        Hmm, but if his father's Satan, maybe that makes his lying claims less plausible? It's hard to say, but I think that we can all agree that this drug-addled fool won't have much "sympathy for the Devil" when his father Satan is buggering him for eternity! (Which reminds me of a brilliant idea for a gameshow I had once... nevermind.)
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991
            #18
            Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

            Originally posted by Miss.lilith View Post
            Hey how would we know - perhaps Keith missed his dear old Dad so much that,in his grief he wanted his Dad to be part of him forever?
            i not think that true, i be thinkin Mr.Richturd wanna live forevers, an that be why he sniffty-sniff his daddy

            he gotta be one of them satanick vampire folk cuz he look pretty good for someone who be 852 hunnerd millon years old

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #19
                Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic



                Miss Petal! How were your Innocent little eyes ever forced to look upon this great SIN?

                Since, have you been Properly Counseled, had Therapy, and put into a 12-step program that has Solutions, Jesus Pleasus?!

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                  • H.P. Crowley
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 43
                    #20
                    Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

                    I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.
                    If his father was Satan, wouldn't cremation have been ineffective?

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #21
                        Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                        Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                        If his father was Satan, wouldn't cremation have been ineffective?
                        Good point; Satan likes the heat. So much so that I guess he never gets out of "the kitchen" ever!

                        ("Hey, Beez! What's cookin'?" Oh, RATS, athians for Dinner again tonight?)

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                          • lilith
                            Night Hag
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1232
                            #22
                            Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                            Originally posted by Petal View Post
                            i not think that true, i be thinkin Mr.Richturd wanna live forevers, an that be why he sniffty-sniff his daddy

                            he gotta be one of them satanick vampire folk cuz he look pretty good for someone who be 852 hunnerd millon years old


                            Crikey - dear old Keith's looking a bit frayed round the edges!


                            So...first he did snort his Dad,then he didn't? Not sure how he'd actually remember.
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                              • god hates gais
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 13
                                #23
                                Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                                The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!
                                Lev.18:22
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                                    Originally posted by god hates gais View Post
                                    The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!
                                    That bunch of grandpas? They're pathetic, washed up demons. A year from now no one will even remember them.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #25
                                        Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                                        Originally posted by god hates gais View Post
                                        The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!
                                        That's some clever necroposting, there.

                                        Did you notice this discussion ended in 2007? Even more, did you notice that you had absolutely nothing to add to the discussion? Or any discussion?
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 4836
                                            #26
                                            Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

                                            They clearly chose their name to mock the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

                                            Luke 24:2 And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.

                                            Very sad,

                                            YIC

                                            Jack
                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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