[Jack O'fagan]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

They clearly chose their name to mock the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

Luke 24:2 And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.

Very sad,

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!

That's some clever necroposting, there.

Did you notice this discussion ended in 2007? Even more, did you notice that you had absolutely nothing to add to the discussion? Or any discussion?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!

That bunch of grandpas? They're pathetic, washed up demons. A year from now no one will even remember them.

[god hates gais]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

The Rolling Stones are one of the best bands around they're music is excellent! i recommend Sympathy For The Devil!! great song that is!

[lilith]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

i not think that true, i be thinkin Mr.Richturd wanna live forevers, an that be why he sniffty-sniff his daddy

he gotta be one of them satanick vampire folk cuz he look pretty good for someone who be 852 hunnerd millon years old

Crikey - dear old Keith's looking a bit frayed round the edges!


So...first he did snort his Dad,then he didn't? Not sure how he'd actually remember.

[SUV]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

If his father was Satan, wouldn't cremation have been ineffective?

Good point; Satan likes the heat. So much so that I guess he never gets out of "the kitchen" ever!

("Hey, Beez! What's cookin'?" Oh, RATS, athians for Dinner again tonight?)

[H.P. Crowley]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.

If his father was Satan, wouldn't cremation have been ineffective?

[SUV]

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Miss Petal! How were your Innocent little eyes ever forced to look upon this great SIN?

Since, have you been Properly Counseled, had Therapy, and put into a 12-step program that has Solutions, Jesus Pleasus?!

[Petal]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

Hey how would we know - perhaps Keith missed his dear old Dad so much that,in his grief he wanted his Dad to be part of him forever?

i not think that true, i be thinkin Mr.Richturd wanna live forevers, an that be why he sniffty-sniff his daddy

he gotta be one of them satanick vampire folk cuz he look pretty good for someone who be 852 hunnerd millon years old

[Brother Temperance]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.

Praise!
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Hmm, but if his father's Satan, maybe that makes his lying claims less plausible? It's hard to say, but I think that we can all agree that this drug-addled fool won't have much "sympathy for the Devil" when his father Satan is buggering him for eternity! (Which reminds me of a brilliant idea for a gameshow I had once... nevermind.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

There is no telling what abominations homers like this get up to with the corpses of loved ones.

I don't doubt this story because I'm sure his father is satan himself.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

Hey how would we know - perhaps Keith missed his dear old Dad so much that,in his grief he wanted his Dad to be part of him forever?

It's possible.

It is also possible, as Keith has claimed since, that he didn't do it:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17947251/

I suppose that we'll never know for sure. Richards is the sort of character who is quite capable both of making such a story up, and of actually doing something like that. The alternative story about burying his dear old dad's ashes under an oak tree does seem more plausible.

[lilith]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

Can you honestly say you think that qualifies as "honoring" his father?!

Hey how would we know - perhaps Keith missed his dear old Dad so much that,in his grief he wanted his Dad to be part of him forever?

It's possible.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

Oh yeah? Okaaaay,so where exactly does it say in the bible"Thou shalt not snort thy dear old Dad,"then?

Can you honestly say you think that qualifies as "honoring" his father?!

[lilith]

Re: More Proof Rolling Stones are satanic

Of course you is, being unsaved filth and all. No True Christan™ would be amused by someone spitting on one o' the Ten Commandments!

I thank God that you is just as bound for Hell as this Godless musician that mocks God's Word. You think it funny that he be acting disrespectful to the LORD? Well, Jesus will think it funny when you is being violated by Satan's tallywhacker for eternity!!

Oh yeah? Okaaaay,so where exactly does it say in the bible"Thou shalt not snort thy dear old Dad,"then?