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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Paganism In Depth

    Originally posted by Crazy Ivan III View Post
    Actually none of this is not true
    The word warlock comes from Old English word waer logger, which literally means 'covenant breaker'.Bascly, warlock is generaly (in this present day) used to mean oath breaker, and traitor.
    Most pagans consider the word an insult because of it's literal meaning of traitor.
    Like we'd take the word of some mushroom-chomping heathen scum over an anointed Pastor of the lord!

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by Crazy Ivan III View Post
    Actually none of this is not true
    The word warlock comes from Old English word waer logger, which literally means 'covenant breaker'.Bascly, warlock is generaly (in this present day) used to mean oath breaker, and traitor.
    Most pagans consider the word an insult because of it's literal meaning of traitor.
    So what? All pagans will burn in hell for all eternity along with other evil heathens like injuns and joos.

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  • Crazy Ivan III
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Paganism, as I understand it, is all about worshiping multiple gods and using magic to focus your hatred through anal sex. Taking out your anger on the rectum of an innocent male child of high intelligence and then sacrificing him before you remove your member is a popular practice among pagans. Grudge rape is en vogue nowadays among young adult warlocks, who want to recruit little boys into the homosexual deathstyle. Once they have injected their demon infested semen into the tender pink anus of an unconscious or deceased child, usually in tandem with grave desecration or church arson, the telepathic energies released are used to cause feeble minded people to vote democrat, even at medium to long range. Really, a warlock can perform a psycho-sexual attack at any distance, due to the flatness of the Earth, but they are likely to believe the Earth is round, due to a belief in science, and will therefore not attempt it at distances greater than 10,000 miles.
    Actually none of this is not true
    The word warlock comes from Old English word waer logger, which literally means 'covenant breaker'.Bascly, warlock is generaly (in this present day) used to mean oath breaker, and traitor.
    Most pagans consider the word an insult because of it's literal meaning of traitor.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Paganism, as I understand it, is all about worshiping multiple gods and using magic to focus your hatred through anal sex. Taking out your anger on the rectum of an innocent male child of high intelligence and then sacrificing him before you remove your member is a popular practice among pagans. Grudge rape is en vogue nowadays among young adult warlocks, who want to recruit little boys into the homosexual deathstyle. Once they have injected their demon infested semen into the tender pink anus of an unconscious or deceased child, usually in tandem with grave desecration or church arson, the telepathic energies released are used to cause feeble minded people to vote democrat, even at medium to long range. Really, a warlock can perform a psycho-sexual attack at any distance, due to the flatness of the Earth, but they are likely to believe the Earth is round, due to a belief in science, and will therefore not attempt it at distances greater than 10,000 miles.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Shout GLORY!!!!!

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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    Luckily Vestal_mastecation's horrible habit has one bright side- he can't read his wicked Harry Potter books because all the pages are stuck together.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View Post
    I can have more pleasure that way in one afternoon than so-called True Christians can have in a lifetime!
    Right..
    You've never heard of concubines I take it?
    That's the True Christian way for such, not being a perverted FAG having sex with men...


    I mean, you do disgusting things with a tallywhacker!
    How can you not be a faggot when you do such? Maybe you're one of those "I'm-not-gay-but-my-boyfriend-is" kind of people?
    Jesus is not impressed by your self-delusions, sodomite.
    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-13-2007, 02:05 AM.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View Post
    I can have more pleasure that way in one afternoon than so-called True Christians can have in a lifetime!
    Son, I think you are severely underestimating the powerful joy that Jesus provides His faithful. Having been Saved by His temporary sacrifice, having been washed clean by His sweet blood, I can look forward to spending eternity up in Heaven, enjoying barbecue ribs and ice cold beers with Jesus Christ Himself. The joy of watching unsaved scum like you being tortured in unspeakably horrible ways forever and ever, with no hope of relief, gives me goosebumps when I think about it.

    I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.--Proverbs 1:26

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  • Miss Maisie
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    Young man, if you were caught around here doing that, your hands would be tied behind your back! Have you no shame at all?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View Post
    Not with my own sex... with my own hand! old :p

    I can have more pleasure that way in one afternoon than so-called True Christians can have in a lifetime!
    When you get AIDs from homer sex don't come crying to us sinner.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Vestal, a hint, sweetie?
    It's really a very unappealing thing to read about someone getting it on with their hand.

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  • vestal_mastecation
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    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    You won't be laughing in hell.
    And what kind of faggot are you, having sex with your own sex? (Literally)
    You make me sick.
    Not with my own sex... with my own hand! old :p

    I can have more pleasure that way in one afternoon than so-called True Christians can have in a lifetime!

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
    And you forgot Onanism, one of the most fun of them all!
    So you admit that the "M" abomination is a pagan practice. That doesn't surprise me, although your candor about it does.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
    But they are sooooooo much fun!

    And you forgot Onanism, one of the most fun of them all!
    You won't be laughing in hell.
    And what kind of faggot are you, having sex with your own sex? (Literally)
    You make me sick.

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  • vestal_mastecation
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    But they are sooooooo much fun!

    And you forgot Onanism, one of the most fun of them all!

    "Every sperm is sacred
    Every sperm is great
    If a sperm get wasted
    God gets quite irate."
    - Monty Python.

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