What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

The Netherlands is a flat country with lieberal views and an unpronounceable language that is famous for its bacon, beer and cheese, whereas Denmark is a flat country with lieberal views and an unpronounceable language that is famous for its bacon, beer and cheese. However, politically, The Netherlands has a monarch and a coalition government in contrast to Denmark that has a monarch and a coalition government.

For anyone who is still confused, may I suggest they remember that both countries drive on the same side of the road and use metric measurements.

I hope that clears up the matter.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Hmm, I though Zealand was the capital of Denmark, as it was a Dutch chap (Abel Tasman) who discovered New Zealand; I've heard that the Denmarkish often like to be referred to as "Dutch". The Netherlands is where we get "nether regions" from.

And also "Dutch Ovens".

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.

Hmm, I though Zealand was the capital of Denmark, as it was a Dutch chap (Abel Tasman) who discovered New Zealand; I've heard that the Denmarkish often like to be referred to as "Dutch". The Netherlands is where we get "nether regions" from.

[Dirk]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.

Gosh, I thought they both had wooden shoes. The japs have wooden shoes too though....



AND Japan has windmills! A LOT OF THEM!

[James Dewitt]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.

I thought that the people in Finland had the wooden shoes.
Who has the city of Amsterdam? Don't tell me its Norway right. Why not just lump Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and what ever ass backwards country I missed into one country. We could just call it Dumdassland.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Netherlands has more prostitutes.

Denmark has more heroin addicts.

Netherlands has more pedophiles.

Denmark has slightly hairier women.

I think both countries have similar bestiality rates.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

I thought they were the same country, just different names. Like they are also called the Dutch so Denmark (Dutch = Den) makes sense. Sort of like calling people from Iowa "Corn Huskers" or Ohio "Hoosiers" or North Carolinians "Tarheels"

[GOD=life]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Maybe if I knew some of the differences I'd be able to tell them apart.

It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.

[Nobar King]

I was informed earlier that I had mistaken Denmark for the Netherlands. It's not the same thing? I thought that's where all that Aesops fables stuff all came from.

They're both two cities that fought against the NAZIs in WWII, right? And they both have dykes that keep the cities dry?

Maybe if I knew some of the differences I'd be able to tell them apart.