[James Dewitt]

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Hey I heard that Harry Krishna song before, the freaks in the yellow robes that hang around JFK airport sing it while beating on those annoying tambourines. I thought they where just pan-handlers begging for money.

[Dirk]

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India=drug land

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Look at what passes for a "holy man" over in India! I want to go take a bath after looking at these photos!

They look just like hippies in the advanced stages of LSD induced psychosis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Look at what passes for a "holy man" over in India! I want to go take a bath after looking at these photos!

[James Dewitt]

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Let me see if I follow this thread.
1 they allow( and enjoy) a cow to pee on their heads. Is that what is called a golden shower?
2 They do not eat said cow.
3 They do not have potty paper, and use their left hand to wipe with.
4 They squat over open holes to go to the rest room.(why is it called a rest room, never mind, different topic)
5 they are dyslexic.

[Dirk]

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Was there a reason for doubt?

[Brother Helge]

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So in short - General Philip Sheridan was right!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I still do not understand the squatting down instead of sitting on a comfortable bit of porcelain. Is their some religious significance to squatting down? It is like they were giving birth to one of their many Gods they worship.

That is a very insightful concept. All of those false Gods have to come from somewhere, and having the locals poop them out would go a long way in explaining why India is such a third world crap hole.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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You are correct. We have a country with a billion people and no toilet paper.

What do they do? Well, without being too graphic, under no circumstances, NEVER(!), touch an Indian person's left hand. You can figure it out from there.

And pray you NEVER encounter a dyslexic Indian . . . . .

I still do not understand the squatting down instead of sitting on a comfortable bit of porcelain. Is their some religious significance to squatting down? It is like they were giving birth to one of their many Gods they worship.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I heard that besides not having proper toilets to sit on for your morning constitutionals, they don't know what toilet paper is! Do they just wander around with dirty backsides? Is this some sort of religious thing for them?
Also I just do not understand how you can squat over a hole in the ground and be able to read the morning news.It just isn't right.

You are correct. We have a country with a billion people and no toilet paper.

What do they do? Well, without being too graphic, under no circumstances, NEVER(!), touch an Indian person's left hand. You can figure it out from there.

And pray you NEVER encounter a dyslexic Indian . . . . .

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I heard that besides not having proper toilets to sit on for your morning constitutionals, they don't know what toilet paper is! Do they just wander around with dirty backsides? Is this some sort of religious thing for them?
Also I just do not understand how you can squat over a hole in the ground and be able to read the morning news.It just isn't right.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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I don't like those Indians because they just don't have a sense of humor. When was the last time you saw a Bollywood movie that you laughed at and not because of the silly dancing and singing and the stupid story? The only good Indian comedians come from the United States like ARJ Barker.

Actually, I do think they have a sense of humor, just a weird one. I mean, they don't seriously pray to a half-human, half-elephant mutant with four arms and two legs, do they? Sounds like the dragon in Revelation (see below).



What kind of absurd nonsense is that? How does that even pass for a religion? None of us believe in such wacky, fantastical ideas. We believe the one true Lord is Jesus Christ, who was the son of God, born of a virgin, who died temporarily for our sins, and will come back to Earth in the near future when the world is destroyed by God.

It is high time for these Hindoos to throw off their crazy beliefs and accept Christianity as the one, true faith. Otherwise they will face the fate of the dragon in Revelation.

Revelation 12:3,9
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. . . . And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

[Nobar King]

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I don't like those Indians because they just don't have a sense of humor. When was the last time you saw a Bollywood movie that you laughed at and not because of the silly dancing and singing and the stupid story? The only good Indian comedians come from the United States like ARJ Barker.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I've never understood why these demon worshiping dotheads starve themselves to death, when they live in a country full of steaks. God intended for us to eat cows, that's why He made them out of delicious meat.

Instead of grilling them on a Weber®, the hindoo fool use them in perverted ways.

Shocking as it is, Pastor, to see someone washing in cow urine, I am sorry to report in Godless India cow urine is also a popular beverage.

Is there no limit to how low the low can go when they undertake to serve Satan ??

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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7. Another sanitary disaster is that Indians just throw their dead into the Ganges river. The bodies then get eaten by a very large turtle population. Just never eat turtle soup when you are in India! Genesis 23:19 "... Abraham buried Sarah ..."

I am afraid it gets worse than that. The corpses that are not eaten by the turtles are pulled from the river by some satanic cult called the Aghoris, and they EAT THEM !!!

It is just hard to even contemplate such a horror. Paganistical, unSaved disciples of Satan himself snag bloated, stinking human corpses from a cesspool of a river and actually eat them!! Sometimes raw, sometimes cooked. And the authorities allow such depradations!!

I could imagine the land itself vomiting out such repulsions, but then the Aghoris would probably eat that too!!