[Dirk]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

And Chinese are Satanic, so what's your aim with the post?

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

The homo/yoga connection is undeniable.

These disgusting yoga enema techniques are described at Wikipedia;



Basti is an important part of Shatkarma (sometimes known as Shatkriya), the yogic system of body cleansing techniques. It is intended mainly to the cleaning of the lower abdomen, especially the colon. Both the Hatha Yoga Pradipika and other sources usually attribute to it many beneficial effects. There are basically two techniques to perform Basti:

• Sthala basti (aka Sushka basti or Vata basti), cleans the colon by sucking air into the body without the help of any external aid in the form of a catheter or tube.
• Jala basti (aka 'Vati basti') cleans the colon by sucking water into the anus. It is allowed the use of a catheter tube

Shocking to imagine, but yoga schools teach and demonstrate these abominations. Yoga adherents are actually taught to stimulate, inflate, irrigate, and diddle with their anuses and rectums! This is how Satan subverts the normality of these befuddle liberal yoga experimenters and brings them into his shadowy homosexual world.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

You seem to be getting really wound up, lets all try and calm down.

Take some deep breaths and relax. Sometimes I like to take some time out of my day to stretch my body and just loosen myself up; it makes me feel better. Maybe you should start doing this instead of your perverted homersexrual yoga junk.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

If you happen to be free at 7 PM Thursdays, we have an anger management class at Landover Baptist.

Just thought you might want to know.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

Consciousness that you are ignorant is the first step to knowledge. So it looks like you're not just ignorant. You're completely ignorant. It's even worse than I thought.

[Lisa H]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

I think you meant to say you have a Masters Degrees in Bad Manners, Swearing and abusing people.

[Nobar King]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

Them's some fantastic rhetorical skills you learned at that college. I bet they're glowing with pride to have you as an alumnus.

[AtheistPride]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

@AtheistPride:
Why are you proud of being an atheist? You should be ashamed of that. You are ignorant of God, while other people know there is a God. Why would you be proud of being ignorant?

[AtheistPride]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

you people are retarded. and you think that catholics are a false religion? considering modern christianity came from Catholicism. dumbfucks.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

WHY !!!!!

This looks like that foul pervert is attempting fellatio on himself!

[The Disciple]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

WHY !!!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

Here is another yogurt dothead.

You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!

Wow, if that man isn't possessed, I don't know what is. Just look at his eyes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yoga is Satanic!

AHHHH,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,

Hugging trees is satanic too. You won't be laughing when you're gargling scalding hot spunk down in hell.