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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
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    Monsoon Floods in Pakistan - Wikileaks to blame!

    325 Muslims in Pakistan and at least 60 in Afganistan have been waterboarded to death by God. While the atheiofascists and judeofascists in Big Science will claim this is evidence of their "climate change" fraud, the real culprit is wikileaks.

    Wikileaks, a website that exists to violate the privacy rights of Governments and large corporations, recently made public documents that claim that the Pakistani government has been working for the Taliban and Al Queda.

    As someone with many business contacts in the Pakistani intelligence community, I can tell you that these accusations are lies. However, God has a lot of His plate right now, what with this being the End Of Days and all, so he must have decided to punish Pakistan, just in case the documents are true.

    Friends, please pray that God's judgement falls on the REAL sinners - those nosey, prying slanderers at wikileaks!
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