[Gaps]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

This is NOT a homosexual pick-up site, pervert!

What are you talking about???? Homosexual pick up site? HAve i mentioned anything about homosexuals? Or Dating?

Serioulsy, you gave me an infraction (are you some kind of admin in here?) with the reason - and i quote!

"Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum"

Honestly that doesnt make ANY SENSE AT ALL! Fair enough that you get angry and dont have a comeback, but then use a little more proper reason. This is childish!

[TravisDK]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

Buttzville, Pennsylvania

Twatt, Scotland

Muff, Ireland

Titty Hill, England

Wetwang, England

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

There's no question that Freehold is the best place on earth to live, but even though there's plenty of sinful towns and cities in the world, some are worse than others. These Godmocking towns will without a doubt end up in hell on judgementday.

Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


Condom - small town in the catlick country of France

Hell –the devilish country of Norway and many other countries, among them the USA


Rectum – small village in Holland

Shit – Iran

Middelfart – the rotten state of Denmark

Vagine – another denmarkian town

Agay – France

Bitche – another French town, do you see a pattern?

Horneytown – North Carolina, USA

piffleing - small town in Austria

Big Bone Lick – Kentucky, USA

Dildo – several places in Canada

Gay – at least three US-towns with that name. Guys watch your back

Hookersville – West Virginia, USA

Lego – West Virginia, USA

Middlesex – USA and UK

Dikshit – India

Sexmoans – Phillipines

Beaver - Oklahoma, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, USA

Slut – small town in the godforsaken country of Sweden


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People, please! Come on! English is not the only language in the world! Slut in Sweden or Condom in France has not the same meaning in English as it does in Swedish or French! Besides that, langague evolves. Words that were common 300 years ago are not nessisarely used today anymore or have a whole other definition. So Middlesex in USA and UK problaby had a whole other meaning hundreds of years ago than it has today. Actually: the name means territory of the middle Saxons and refers to the tribal origin of its inhabitants. It is formed from the Old English 'middel' and 'Seaxe'. It's first recorded use was in 704 as Middleseaxan.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

Wanna join me Basher?

This is NOT a homosexual pick-up site, pervert!

[Gaps]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

Well, you are definitely heading speedily to HELL!

Wanna join me Basher?

[TravisDK]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

A few more could be added to that list:

Beaver Lick, Kentucky

Sexmoan, Philippines

Wank, Germany



And several places in the U.S.A called Climax.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

Well it means "Your speed". So nothing nasty about it. you cant take copyright on the meaning of all words the world

Well, you are definitely heading speedily to HELL!

[Gaps]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

I was just in the disgusting Country of Norway and was utterly disgusted at how often they use the word fart.

That entire disgusting County is going to rot in HELL. They are all demons in disguise as beautiful blond people. In fact, it was so disgusting I think I was in HELL!

Well it means "Your speed". So nothing nasty about it. you cant take copyright on the meaning of all words the world

Quote from Cranky Old Mans great tread "8 reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK":

5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

Even that you post it again, its still rubbish...! Please script that Lego does that!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Wait, what's wrong with Lego?

Quote from Cranky Old Mans great tread "8 reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK":

5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

There's no question that Freehold is the best place on earth to live, but even though there's plenty of sinful towns and cities in the world, some are worse than others. These Godmocking towns will without a doubt end up in hell on judgementday.



Lego – West Virginia, USA

Wait, what's wrong with Lego?

It's what I've said to every single homer who tried to sexually assault me during my truck stop ministry. "I told you to get on your knees and open up for Jesus, not for Willie! LEGGO!"

I wish these people who name towns could just leave out the sex.

Right here in Iowa there is one town named Manly, another nearby named Fertile.

So, when the right kind of wedding is coming up, all the local papers carry the headline, Manly Man to Marry Fertile Woman.

Heaven forbid a woman from Manly marry a man from Fertile . . .

Let us not forget Analomink, Blueball, Climax, Hosensuck, Ogle, and Two Lick PA.

To their credit, they do have Virginville . . . but surrounded on all sides by perversion, I somehow doubt they remain so for long. (I have heard that the local high school football team, the Virgins, has incredible energy on the field. And poor eyesight and hairy palms.)

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

I was just in the disgusting Country of Norway and was utterly disgusted at how often they use the word fart.

That entire disgusting County is going to rot in HELL. They are all demons in disguise as beautiful blond people. In fact, it was so disgusting I think I was in HELL!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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I would never have believed it if I hadn't read it.

I am discusted... Im surely glad that Moses led his people to Mount Sinai instead of this dreadful place.

[Levi Jones]

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I would never have believed it if I hadn't read it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Intercourse, Pennsylvania

I wish these people who name towns could just leave out the sex.

Right here in Iowa there is one town named Manly, another nearby named Fertile.

So, when the right kind of wedding is coming up, all the local papers carry the headline, Manly Man to Marry Fertile Woman.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

Jesus has no tolerance for this unspeakably filthy village, nor these frankly distateful woods.