[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Why, Certainly! Look at all those attractive dresses the Men wear.

Ho's & homer!s. Really, is there anything else around that vatican?

Why do you think "Saint" Nick says "Ho, ho, ho"?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Do all Catlik women run around showing their dirty pillows in public like that?

They actually usually look more like this...

(By their fangs you shall know them...)
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[James Dewitt]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Pope Eggs Bennedict starts them young...

It was her constant and unceasing Catholic-sanctioned child abuse that drove her to do porn like The Blue Lagoon, etc.

Another lost soul....

Do all Catlik women run around showing their dirty pillows in public like that? Look how skinny she is her bones are sticking out. No thanks I will stick with Baptist ladies, they got back ends at least.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Well just look at this missy! Somebody must have mistakenly told her she won the "Shower with Jesus" contest!

Pope Eggs Bennedict starts them young...

It was her constant and unceasing Catholic-sanctioned child abuse that drove her to do porn like The Blue Lagoon, etc.

Another lost soul....

[SUV]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Well just look at this missy! Somebody must have mistakenly told her she won the "Shower with Jesus" contest!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Aw, shucks. I thought the purple-eyed whore of Babylon and Islip, Elizabeth Taylor, was finally getting her ticket punched.

Or that maybe somehow, somehow, Sinner Swayze had Died once again

Dang it! I thought it was the purple-eyed whore too or Doris Day.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

...all is good the Kiddie Fiddler Church and all of its members are being slowly sucked into hell, its a good day after all.

Here's another "good Catholic", probablly scurrying off to Rome to do that devil's bidding, as we speak...
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[James Dewitt]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Sweet Jesus, for a second I was worried that my ex-wife was found alive in Messico. That would have been the start of a bad day. But all is good the Kiddie Fiddler Church and all of its members are being slowly sucked into hell, its a good day after all.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

I hope with this news flying around the airwaves, etc., the European Christian people will at last feel empowered enough to storm the Vatican, BURN ITS ART COLLECTION (so they can't sell it off to pay their lawyers), and take the whole darned place down, brick by brick.

And I hope a couple of those loose bricks just happen to fall on Father (Mo)Lester's head. He'll probablly be there trying to hide gold treasures or something under that Nazi Pope's dress, to smuggle off to South America....
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[SUV]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

I always stand to be corrected by the Pastors but doesn't the vatican have more whores per capita than any other nation?

Why, Certainly! Look at all those attractive dresses the Men wear.

Ho's & homer!s. Really, is there anything else around that vatican?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

I always stand to be corrected by the Pastors but doesn't the vatican have more whores per capita than any other nation?


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[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Father Maurice is certainly up at the crack of dawn this morning. Did Enrique and Tico have to get up early to go to day care?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

I thought this thread was about Madonna.

At first I was disappointed . . . But this is even better!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Oh please..Even if a little scandal might rear its ugly head here and there we will, as always, get to the bottom of the problem and right behind the solution.

Shouldn't you be off attempting to hide files about the abuse of minors in a tomb, somewhere?

The bell's tolling, and it tolls for thee.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Praise Jesus! The Great Whore is DYING!

Oh please, it's just a flesh wound.

We have never denied that the rigours of good Catholicism might be too much for the pampered youth of the baby boomers themselves as well as their children and low and behold we have a statistical burp that supports a long-held view of the Vatican.

As the world spirals in darkness people in droves will once again discover the importance of a life dedicated to Jesus and his teachings. Who better to guide them but His representative here on earth... good Pope Benedict and The Holy Roman Church!

Since the last days of Jesus in the flesh we Catholics have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and a few ruffled feathers along the way have never stopped us before and certainly won't now. Even if a little scandal might rear its ugly head here and there we will, as always, get to the bottom of the problem and right behind the solution.

Your 'readership' can rest assured that we Catholics are not going anywhere anytime soon with the possible exception of Heaven.




Bless you, my jealous jingoists,
Father Mo









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