[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

You know what this means right? God HATES Italy.

Hm, you might be on to something there.

[cazoofool]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

You know what this means right? God HATES Italy.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[...]FSM isn't "Yog-Sothoth" It's a f ucking Flying Pile of Spaghetti, I honestly don't know were you get this retarded crap from.[...]

Well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... We here at LBC have always said that Bobby Henderson is in league with the Powers of Darkness but, up until I saw that picture, I had no idea how serious it was.

It seems to me that Bobby Henderson has fooled you all into worshiping some evil power. Far from inventing a religion, he has taken an old and evil god and resurrected him - fiendishly clever!

Your soul is in peril, please seek Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

the FSM believes in equality, where your god does not

So you want to treat someone who bashes in the skulls of little children the same as someone who hands out food to the poor?

[ouththecloset]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Brothers and Sisters, I have found on the Internets an image of the REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

We've all seen this innocent-seeming pile of pasta:



But here it is in its natural form!



In reality, it is a demon called "Yog-Sothoth"!

It is described as follows:

Quote:
...great globes of light massing toward the opening, and not alone these, but the breaking apart of the nearest globes, and the protoplasmic flesh that flowed blackly outward to join together and form that eldritch, hideous horror from outer space, that spawn of the blankness of primal time, that tentacled amorphous monster which was the lurker at the threshold, whose mask was as a congeries of iridescent globes, the noxious Yog-Sothoth, who froths as primal slime in nuclear chaos beyond the nethermost outposts of space and time!
Can it be any more obvious? This horrific demon has been "pastafied" to make it seem silly and friendly, so people will put Yog-Sothoth emblems on their cars and worship him under a false name, eventually calling him forth into the world!

Umm, I'm a newly converted Pastafarian, you know maybe instead of thinking everything that you don't like must be evil or a demon, you might want to just think that Some people have their own beliefs and customs, and maybe they're not out to kill you or rape you or any of your outlandish assumes, maybe they just don't agree with your customs, FSM isn't "Yog-Sothoth" It's a f ucking Flying Pile of Spaghetti, I honestly don't know were you get this retarded crap from.

Surely the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god concocted by perverts obsessed with the male genitalia.

Not everything is gay -.-, I personally believe in FSM because it is a equal religion, ( as in they don't care if your black or white, or male or female ).

The flying spaghetti monster is simply a religion that mocks Christianity and it's off shoots. No one actually believes in the FSM. They simply use it to show how childish the idea of God is. No one would believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, why would anyone believe in something that is so similar with just a different name and image.

I don't mock god, I simply believe in a kinder god, that has a different physical appearance than your god. And as a matter of fact, I DO believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And the FSM isn't similar to your god, the FSM believes in equality, where your god does not. And you may think our religion is stupid because we believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, but to other people christianity sounds like the belief in an invisible guy with super powers and a zombie son that came back from the grave and floated up into the sky promising to return eventually. I am honestly not trying to make fun of christianity, I am simply saying that other people might see your religion as something incredibly retarded sounding. Have a pleasant day =D And may his noodly appendage touch your soul. =D

[awesomeness]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Brothers and Sisters, I have found on the Internets an image of the REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

We've all seen this innocent-seeming pile of pasta:

I wonder what happens if someone turns on the Christmas lights attached to it, maybe we will have instantly fried spaghetti monster barbaque,lol.

[despising david]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

The flying spaghetti monster is simply a religion that mocks Christianity and it's off shoots. No one actually believes in the FSM. They simply use it to show how childish the idea of God is. No one would believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, why would anyone believe in something that is so similar with just a different name and image.

Perhaps you've been drinking too much of that used holy water, but it's obvious that your catlicking has turned your brain into a dried out piece of fish.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Look! I have found another image of the vile Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Jesus looks like spaghetti to you? Idiot. You must be special is that it?

Do you mean that deformed people get their own pasta god?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

The flying spaghetti monster is simply a religion that mocks Christianity and it's off shoots. No one actually believes in the FSM. They simply use it to show how childish the idea of God is. No one would believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, why would anyone believe in something that is so similar with just a different name and image.

Of course it's a joke, just as the image of Satan as Pan is a joke. The idea is to make powerful, destructive forces seem silly, so people don't believe they exist. <-- does that look scary to you?

Would you believe there are lip-service Christians who say they don't believe Satan works in the world today? That only shows that he has succeeded in his greatest fraud -- convincing people that he doesn't exist.

In the same way, the Pastafarians, by and large, have no idea they are worshipping Yog-Sothoth. They think, just as you say, that they are making fun of the "idiotic and ignorant" 78% of Americans who are Christian, a demographic including most business leaders and politicians. But I guess the latte-serving Pastafarians are ever so much more advanced than the folks who can afford to buy a latte.

In actuality, by putting Yog-Sothoth's symbol on their vehicles and their doors, they are helping him to enter the collective culture in a fluffy-bunny form. This will make his entry into our dimension easier; they will call to him without realizing it. Even unsuspecting Christians, seeing and thinking of the symbol, will call him.

We can only pray that the 2012 elections, the instituting of a Christian Theocracy, and the immediate banning of all "idols" and worship of all gods other than God will come soon enough to obliterate this demonic threat!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Well I knew it was a demon of one sort or another.

BTW, I havent seen our resident pasta freak around, are you Pastors beating the demons out of him?

[Marshall]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I'm sure he'll get the thrust of their argument the hard way. Shame we don't educate unbelievers the same way anymore.

Truer words...indeed.

[Popdart]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I'm sure he'll get the thrust of their argument the hard way. Shame we don't educate unbelievers the same way anymore.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

No one actually believes in the FSM. They simply use it to show how childish the idea of God is.

Uh yes, generations of humans were childish because they believe in God?
Tell that some crusaders from the middle age, they would show you with the sword how childish they are.

[Marshall]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Jesus looks like spaghetti to you? Idiot. You must be special is that it?