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  • God thwarts paganism; ScIeNtists credit their monkey god Darwin.

    The Lord in His sovereign majesty has put a stop to a particular form of pagan tomfoolery in Messyco (praise!), but the monkey-worshiping Darwinistas refuse to acknowledge His power even when the evidence is staring them right in the face. Instead, they claim the credit for their own religion.

    Sick-ular magazine:

    Name: Atlantic molly (Poecilia mexicana), a freshwater fish in caves in southern Mexico.
    Party: For a religious feast, the Zoque people added poisonous barbasco plant roots to the water and ate fish that floated to the surface.
    Hearty: Over centuries, a new study says, fish developed tolerance to the poison and passed the trait to offspring, leading to resistant populations. Michael Tobler from Oklahoma State University says "the fish responded to [the ritual] evolutionarily."
    Lights Out: The festival has been discontinued to protect the cave.
    They can't even get that last bit right. The festival has been discontinued because God's name is Jealous (Exodus 34:14), and He has no use for either Zoque heathenism or evil-utionism.
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