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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

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    Mooselimbs are doing our work for us. Praise!

    To the ever-growing list of successes in Eyerack, we can add yet another. It seems that the mooselimb clerics in Towelheadistan are scaring the young people there away from the moon cult of Is-lame.

    From The New York Christ-Denying Times:

    Violence Leaves Young Iraqis Doubting Clerics

    BAGHDAD — After almost five years of war, many young people in Iraq, exhausted by constant firsthand exposure to the violence of religious extremism, say they have grown disillusioned with religious leaders and skeptical of the faith that they preach.

    In two months of interviews with 40 young people in five Iraqi cities, a pattern of disenchantment emerged, in which young Iraqis, both poor and middle class, blamed clerics for the violence and the restrictions that have narrowed their lives.

    “I hate Islam and all the clerics because they limit our freedom every day and their instruction became heavy over us,” said Sara, a high school student in Basra. “Most of the girls in my high school hate that Islamic people control the authority because they don’t deserve to be rulers.”

    * * *

    There is a new favorite game in the lively household of the young Baghdad journalist. When they see a man with a turban on television, they yell and crack jokes. In one joke, people are warned not to give their cellphone numbers to a religious man.

    “If he knows the number, he’ll steal the phone’s credit,” the journalist said. “The sheiks are making a society of nonbelievers.”
    Isn't that wonderful news? The Is-lame-ic cult is self-destructing before our very eyes. I'll bet that once the young people have all seen the error of their fomer ways, renounced the worship of the magic rock in Mecca, and taken all of their copies of the Unholy Qur'an into the smallest room in the house for a certain use that I won't spell out here, they will be grateful (even more so than they are now) when our Divinely hand-picked President installs a new government that runs Iraquia in accordance with the principles of True Christianity™.
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