[Gaps]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

Then your nephew should get the money paid for school back!

10:30 Stealing bats

Nope, "The Debate". A program debating the issues of politics and values.

11:10 Lust for Gold

No, "Gold apples" and i think it was a history documentary.

11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)

No foolish old man! A TV show with a writer.

12:00 Update on Masochism[/FONT]

No fool - News update.

12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)

No, its antoher documentary program. About torch(weird by the way!!!)

12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)

No... its about a rhino, named Brutalis.

12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)

No, its a program of a group of friends traveling.


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13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)Wrong again, its a TV show about getting "scars for life".

13:50 Like Super Mario but worse

Nope, about super neighbors. (that is after all something that does not really exist LOL)

14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)

No, a program talking to elderly people, visting them on nursing homes.

14:50 Update on Masochism for Children

No, news update using sign language for deaf people.

15:00 Update on Masochism

Just a regular news update.

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

NO again... there are no commercials on the DR network.

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

he's talking about the origins of you bloddy language

If so, he should stop talking like that.

english is the language there is talked of most ppl.... you ton't think that it's god there is the only one who use it do you you don't think that satan talk the same language.. well i think we does, so god and satan is talking english.. or actaully it's more likely to be hebrew just like jesus

First of all, Jesus was not a joo. Read my poem in my signature:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Christ was born Hebrew,
But didn't die Jew!

Also, English is spoken in America. Since America is God's favorite country, English must be God's favorite language.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

he's talking about the origins of you bloddy language..... english is the language there is talked of most ppl.... you ton't think that it's god there is the only one who use it do you you don't think that satan talk the same language.. well i think we does, so god and satan is talking english.. or actaully it's more likely to be hebrew just like jesus

Really, get off the drugs, they're not good for you.

Satan can speak any language he wants, there's a difference between what Satan can do and Satanic practices. The Bible tells us that Satan can appear as an angle of light, doesn't make all angles Satanic.

Jesus didn't speak Hebrew, he spoke Aramaic.

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

he's talking about the origins of you bloddy language..... english is the language there is talked of most ppl.... you ton't think that it's god there is the only one who use it do you you don't think that satan talk the same language.. well i think we does, so god and satan is talking english.. or actaully it's more likely to be hebrew just like jesus

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

It so happens that Danish is a Germanic language, not Satan's language (as called before). Furthermore, English is a West Germanic language that arose in the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms of England and spread into South-East Scotland under the influence of the Anglian medieval kingdom of Northumbria.
If you're saying that Danish is Satan's language, then you're saying english is also the language of Satan.
That had got to hurt huh?

You're talking about language families, which not equals languages.
That had got to hurt huh?

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

It so happens that Danish is a Germanic language, not Satan's language (as called before). Furthermore, English is a West Germanic language that arose in the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms of England and spread into South-East Scotland under the influence of the Anglian medieval kingdom of Northumbria.
If you're saying that Danish is Satan's language, then you're saying english is also the language of Satan.
That had got to hurt huh?

these guys don't know what they are talking about... but you are right mate

[The AntiAmerican Dane]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

German is a Holy Language.

It so happens that Danish is a Germanic language, not Satan's language (as called before). Furthermore, English is a West Germanic language that arose in the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms of England and spread into South-East Scotland under the influence of the Anglian medieval kingdom of Northumbria.
If you're saying that Danish is Satan's language, then you're saying english is also the language of Satan.
That had got to hurt huh?

[The AntiAmerican Dane]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

They won't be very "cool" once they find themselves in the fiery confines of Satan's homersexual BDSM dungeon!

Or will they..

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Well look at it this way:
If youre out to save souls. Denmark should have plenty to offer.

True. I guess if you're looking for damned fools, denmark has plenty of those to offer. I'll have to put one of those anti-rape devices up my keister though.

[Stoiss]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I'm afraid Denmark has nothing to offer a True Christian™.

Well look at it this way:
If youre out to save souls. Denmark should have plenty to offer.

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I'm afraid Denmark has nothing to offer a True Christian™.

Just another thing to be angry at!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I'm afraid Denmark has nothing to offer a True Christian(tm).

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Although your poor country certainly needs His help, I'm afraid of the psychotic and murderous people who have already threatened COM. Whether he decides to take that risk is certainly up to him.

[Stoiss]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Sadly one of the biggest newspapers in Denmark have been posting about this forum and Old Cranky here.
So as for ignorant and illiterate people. Well yes we have them. In Denmark they are often refered to as journalists.

I would love to invite Old Cranky to come to Denmark. It would be fun to have him lecture us about our many sins and mistakes in our way of living here.

Ive come to realize how destructive the way our contry is built. We've completely left out Jesus here.
We actually have a system to prevent people from having no place to stay if you lose your job. Im sure you all will agree with me that only sinners will lose their jobs.
We also have a system for educating people and paying for class and books. Surely this can only be a way for the government to perform brainwash to push us all further from Jesus.

Though the violence and crime is very very low here. The real crime just has to be the freedom for people to forget about our Lord as they see fit.

Oh Thank you Old Cranky and you others for opening my eyes. What a true pit of hell and dispair I live in.
I shall imidiatly emmigrate to the Land of God and spend the rest of my remaining days studying the King James bible with one hand and accept the huge social diffrences with my other hand.

There can be no good comming from such evil things like free health.

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

i just ask the lord to be with you, and guid you. and it's in danish... satanic is german ;D and sweedish...

German is a Holy Language.

did you know that god hates cartoons. because they make children believe more in figures lig scooby doo, than they believe in him.... and not surprising, most comics and cartoons comes from THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

And the creators of those comics and cartoons are from Denmarkian descent.

just a funny thought... god don't hate denmark that is allah and that is because the we made fun of there unreal profet, wich you guys injoied

Yet you cry when mooslimbs protest. "Perhaps we should not publish those cartoons, we have offended mooselimbs"