[Jimbo]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I can only agree that Denmark is evil in the sense of the bible. Yes we do have sexual intercourse with animals, yes we do rape woman and children, yes we do beat our kids and yes we do plunder the powerless (here talking about the French, English and American weaklings), but that's the way of the vikings. Your gutless God will be outruled by the mighty Odin, learn to live with it and when you die, you shall feel the the wrath of Thor as he thrusts Mjöllnir far up your entrails.

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Oh my jesus christ monkeyballs...
Are you guys for real? Seriously?
Being so proud of leaning on a piffleing ancient book your entire lifes? GOD, thats just sad.
Learn to think for yourselves. Religion is for insecure and stupid people.
piffle god, and piffle jesus, that son af a whore.

We are thinking for ourselves.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Oh my jesus christ monkeyballs...
Are you guys for real? Seriously?
Being so proud of leaning on a piffleing ancient book your entire lifes? GOD, thats just sad.
Learn to think for yourselves. Religion is for insecure and stupid people.
piffle god, and piffle jesus, that son af a whore.

Being Godless in Daneland is just going with the grain. You're not living on the edge. You're just standard Eurotrash.
What does our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ have to do with a monkey's balls? Are you an evilutionist too? Good God, you're Danish, Satanic, and you believe in Evilution! What's next? I'll bet you're an atheist too! You're definitely going to burn in Hell. I suggest you read the King James Bible of 1611 and implement it in your Godless life before it's too late. Otherwise, when you die, your anus will be sodomized with red-hot pitchforks and your genitals will be devoured by little snaggle-toothed demons, gurgling hatespeech through a mouthfull of your testicles. Then you will look up and see Jesus mocking your pain, with Landover Baptist at his side, dancing and laughing and spitting on you. And it will never, ever end.

[Christ is My Savior]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Oh my jesus christ monkeyballs...
Are you guys for real? Seriously?
Being so proud of leaning on a piffleing ancient book your entire lifes? GOD, thats just sad.
Learn to think for yourselves. Religion is for insecure and stupid people.
piffle god, and piffle jesus, that son af a whore.

Ask yourself. Who has just followed the stream, being unable to think for themselves? The masses ofcourse (to which you belong).

Read Matt 7:13-14

[Danishboy]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Oh my jesus christ monkeyballs...
Are you guys for real? Seriously?
Being so proud of leaning on a fucking ancient book your entire lifes? GOD, thats just sad.
Learn to think for yourselves. Religion is for insecure and stupid people.
Fuck god, and fuck jesus, that son af a whore.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

12:35 Rerun of zoo program (the rhino Brutalis)

Is this some sort of bestiality porn? We know what you Danes do to animals.

14:20 Come again - (don't know what thats about)

It's a sequel to the bestiality porn.

14:50 News for def people (sign language)

Only in a Godless European country would they bypass God's righteous judgment by communicating with deaf people. They are deaf for a reason jacktard! Because God judged them!

[danishguy91]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Haha oh my god (sorry) this is the funniest translation I've ever seen haha. do you want a real translation? :

10:30 Debate program (about politics and ethics)
11:10 Golden apples (educational program, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree)
11:30 Afternoons with Nis Boesdal (boring program)
12:00 Public service news and the weather
12:10 Horisont - news and debate
12:35 Rerun of zoo program (the rhino Brutalis)
12:55 Friends on adventure
13:25 Scared for life (about operations gone wrong)
13:50 Super neighborhood (neighbors helping each other rebuilding houses)
14:20 Come again - (don't know what thats about)
14:50 News for def people (sign language)
15:00 Public service news and the weather

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I really hope that you're not an American... If so, you are not intitled to talk about ugly people in any demeaning way... Unless of cause you are of a self-lothing nature..

I didn't intend to be controversial. Just stating a simple fact.

[Jimbo]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

The women are ugly because you're in Denmark.

I really hope that you're not an American... If so, you are not intitled to talk about ugly people in any demeaning way... Unless of cause you are of a self-lothing nature..

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

The women are ugly because you're in Denmark.

[Jimbo]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

You're not a closet homersexual, are you? Jesus can help you with that, just accept Him as your Lord and Savior and get yourself a good wife. There's nothing wrong with sex if it's only intended to make more soldiers for Christ, you know.

Lol, yes, I'm secretly longing to become Homer Simpsons...

[Brother Alex]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

But to be honest, I don't really enjoy any forms of sexual activities with humans...

You're not a closet homersexual, are you? Jesus can help you with that, just accept Him as your Lord and Savior and get yourself a good wife. There's nothing wrong with sex if it's only intended to make more soldiers for Christ, you know.

[Jimbo]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Yet you keep taking the same route.....

It's not rape if you enjoy it.

Well, I keep hoping for some hot rapist, but God seem to be favorising the ugly and only letting them get away with it time after time...

But to be honest, I don't really enjoy any forms of sexual activities with humans... Afterall, I'm Danish...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

As opposed to something written by some university student 5 years ago.

Written by the Great Prophet Bobby Henderson. Pastafarianism IS the ONLY religion based on empirical evidence.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I've been raped several times by danish woman.. They lure viagra in me, then knocks me down and rapes the hell out of me.. It happens almost everyday as I'm walking home from the porc factory...

Yet you keep taking the same route.....

It's not rape if you enjoy it.