[BblThmpr]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

If you are really admitting to being Danish, I rather think that we cannot take your evidence seriously.

The Danes have been brought up Danish and cannot think independently for themselves. If they could, they would choose not be Danish. Therefore your translations are dismissed as Danish propaganda, or as we say, 'Satanic.'

I am Danish, and I admit to everything said in this thread. (And the other as well).

We are all rapists, in fact, my mother was raped by two negroid slaves brought here by some American, one of them made her pregnant, or maybe both?
So it is indeed in our blood.

And we are all colorblind as well, so there are severe issues with showing our real flag, as the Swedish, Danish and Finnish flag are of a similar pattern; they really need to put some kind of symbol on it. Perhaps a Viking helm with horns?

We Danes are simply.. evil. But gladly, some of the descendants of our Rape Tours™ during the pre medieval times decided to follow their forfathers to the great country now known as America, or as we say in Denmark: Vinland.
Luckily, you have gotten rid of all the racism and hatred towards other people, and do not mock their intelligence, religion or skincolor. I applaud you for that.

Anyway, i must be off, it's time for my daily sacrifice of goats. May they burn in a hellish fire.

[Daikinin]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Who settled at Plymouth Rock? Oh yeah, Puritans. We are the descendants of them. While England was partying it up after Cromwell II was ousted, our ancestors were deep in study of the Bible.

Fine, you're all from Plymouth Rock. Let's simply let that one pass...

And then you spent 200 years studying the REAL Bible to make your own? That's, well that simply blasphemy. You are the ones taking our Lords name in vain, presenting your own idols - did not God forbid this?

I praise our Lord and Savior. You steal and corrupt His god name.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

How do you guys even begin to justify creating Christianity? The US didn't exist in the time of our savoir Jesus Christ. You are all mere products of Our Good Lord triumphs in Europe - actually most of you are descendants of deviant scum from Europe. Unholy homosexuals, criminals God-forsaken bastards, unfit for a Christian Europe. You may have found Our Lord since, but claiming rights to Jesus our Savoir is flat out blasphemy!
Shame on you, and shame on your house!

Who settled at Plymouth Rock? Oh yeah, Puritans. We are the descendants of them. While England was partying it up after Cromwell II was ousted, our ancestors were deep in study of the Bible.

[Daikinin]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)

I took the liberty of consulting the Department of Faith, and they provided me with this handy map of the target area:

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It doesn't matter whether you're Danish, German or Muslim. Jesus (and the Department of Faith) knows where you live, so drop to your knees and find Jesus, before Jesus finds you.

How do you guys even begin to justify creating Christianity? The US didn't exist in the time of our savoir Jesus Christ. You are all mere products of Our Good Lord triumphs in Europe - actually most of you are descendants of deviant scum from Europe. Unholy homosexuals, criminals God-forsaken bastards, unfit for a Christian Europe. You may have found Our Lord since, but claiming rights to Jesus our Savoir is flat out blasphemy!
Shame on you, and shame on your house!

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

You mean did you bore Dirk until he decided to take a nap?

with his hands under the covers maybe...

oh by the way study your bible good man, your report got the facts all backwards... Lots daughters got the idea of getting him drunk so that he would lay with them, not the other way around...

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

sure got quiet here... did that hit home?..

You mean did you bore Dirk until he decided to take a nap?

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

sure got quiet here... did that hit home?..

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

It is true we talk about sodomy in the bible:

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

I bet you're the kinda guy who fondles himself to the story of Lot on audiotape...

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

cause online bibles are evil... full of sodomy and stuff...

It is true we talk about sodomy in the bible:

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

That's why my filter blocks that evil porn site, can you explain that to me?

cause online bibles are evil... full of sodomy and stuff...

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I do... and google also has a very strict no porn policy...

That's why my filter blocks that evil porn site, can you explain that to me?

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

We have a filter to filter out porn. You don't have that obviously, why not if I may ask?

I do... and google also has a very strict no porn policy...

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I ain't your brother, pal.

I'm not your pal, buddy...

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

going with the theme of the board soul-brotha...

I ain't your brother, pal.

Matthew 7:1-5 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Ignorance... best brain filter ever...

We have a filter to filter out porn. You don't have that obviously, why not if I may ask?