[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I need references.

You have NO IDEA how many errors you made when replying.

First of all, you've already interpreted the bible. By trying to find the meaning of a verse, you are interpreting what it may or may not mean.

I think even you will agree that quoting bible verses to an idiot requires patience and, for those of lesser intellect, an explanation (rather than an interpretation)

Second, yes, it is funny. Many people in the world view Christianity as a very hateful hypocritical religion.

These people are not Christians and therefore their views are irrelevant

And they have proof!

Lies provided by the Father of Lies, the devil.

Hateful: The Crusades (pointless),

So saving the home of Christ from the heathen who would have committed blasphemous acts all over the place is hateful? You’re weird.

The War in Iraq

The Lieberal media or your Godly president, who are you going to believe?

Hypocritical: Many verses contradict each other and Christians claim to follow every word of the bible.

I don’t think so – I notice you don’t give any of these so called “contradictions.”

You claim that you take every part of the bible word for word, when you obviously don't! What really grinds my shit is that you break one of the most important laws given to us from God. Open your precious KJV and read Leviticus Chapter 11. It says that if we do not keep kosher, we will be abominations and should be put to death.

Ignoramous, Christ freed us from jooish dietary laws.

And yet you decide to follow a few laws god gave you. YOU ARE THE ONES GIVING CHRISTIANITY A BAD NAME!

We are the ones telling the truth about Christianity – not those “fluffy-bunny, everything is nice” types. If you follow Salad-Bar Christians, you’re damned.

Why do I think of these scrolls so highy? The Dead Sea Scrolls were the original recordings of the torah (first five books in the bible)

as explained above. They are the scribblings of some sandnigra.

and the scrolls being translated multiple times, eventually were changed dramatically and put into the KJV and everyother book in the bible.

Precisely! They were changed dramatically by GOD, Who corrected them from their illiterate garbled origins

You act as if whites are the superior race.

Your point being?

Well guess what, we're not.

You’re quite right, I think of all those Eskimo engineers, those nigra fine portarait painters, those towel-head politicians.

You think the curse of Ham created Black people.

yes.

So does that mean the event at theTower of Babel are nonexsistent?

What’s that got to do with nigras?

The Tower of Babel is what created race and language (according to most Christians).

Created race? Languages certainly, but race? Look at the history of Noah

Denying it is being a fool.

Do you wish to reconsider?

You want some verses? Actually read them! Or if you want me to take some stress off of the work of translating them, read an engish version of the Torah.

You’re a yid and a Christ-killer aren’t you?

It is the most accurate version of Genesis, Exodus, eviticus, Numbers and Duetoranamy, the same books that were mistranslated (more like perverted) and put into the KJV.

Why would anyone want to read a translation of a demonic book? If it is in the KJV it is inerrant, if it is not it is irrelevant.

America may be a super power in the world today, but there's also Russia and China. What about them?

Yes, that’s what I say, “What about them?” a load of commies and chinks.

I'm pretty sure that Russia isn't in as much debt as we are, and a base full of nukes is plenty enough to take out a country. So I would imagine since Russia isn't under so much debt, that they woud be the most powerfu country. Stop being so blind!

Are you mad – I mean, seriously, are you under some psychiatrist’s care? If you are beset by demons of confusion, you should really have someone use the power of Christian prayer on you. You can be Saved – your demons can be cast out into a convenient herd of swine.

[limpwristedtroll]

Re: I need references.

You are asking me to interpret God's Holy Word, demon. I won't fall for that trick!

2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

I know a witch when I see one, as any right-thinking Christian would. I'm not sure what you mean by "which."



I have not interpreted anything you insufferable bufoon. I merely offered the verse (along with others) to answer one of your earlier idiotic questions. If Jesus says "hate" then He means "hate." You seem to be implying that He meant something different than what He said. You seem to have a problem obeying the Holy Word of God, and so you try and weasel out of following the commandments that you don't like or understand. Typical false Christian antics.

Do you think that "honor" is mutually exclusive from "hate?"



I don't find it funny at all. We are True Christians™, and as such, we follow the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible to the letter. Not some dead scrolls found by a towelhead and written by God knows who.

No one likes queers, at least normal people don't. Ask yourself this: Would you want your son to marry one? Would you want an orgyhouse full of fags to move in next door to you? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then Jesus is prepared to send you down to eternal hellfire along with the queer scum. Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

By the way, could you show us the exact verse or stanza (or whatever you heathens call it) in your precious scrolls that assert the things you claim? We are not inclined to take your word for anything, trollboy.




Correction, He WAS. Take a look at the world today. Who is the most powerful, infuential and popular country on earth? God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Case closed.

You have NO IDEA how many errors you made when replying.

First of all, you've already interpreted the bible. By trying to find the meaning of a verse, you are interpreting what it may or may not mean.

Second, yes, it is funny. Many people in the world view Christianity as a very hateful hypocritical religion. And they have proof!

Hateful: The Crusades (pointless), The War in Iraq (When we pull out, take a picture of your face and upload it onto the internet. I'm sure you'll be surprised when God doesn't come on that day.
Hypocritical: Many verses contradict each other and Christians claim to follow every word of the bible.

You claim that you take every part of the bible word for word, when you obviously don't! What really grinds my shit is that you break one of the most important laws given to us from God. Open your precious KJV and read Leviticus Chapter 11. It says that if we do not keep kosher, we will be abominations and should be put to death. And yet you decide to follow a few laws god gave you. YOU ARE THE ONES GIVING CHRISTIANITY A BAD NAME! Have fun following "Every word of the Bible" while you flame other races and sexualities while eating at one of your barbeques. I'm sure god loves hypocracy.

Why do I think of these scrolls so highy? The Dead Sea Scrolls were the original recordings of the torah (first five books in the bible) and the scrolls being translated multiple times, eventually were changed dramatically and put into the KJV and everyother book in the bible. Yes, it was found by a "towlhead" as you say, but he was assisted by many American Explorers during the time he found them. And why the hell does race matter? You act as if whites are the superior race. Well guess what, we're not. You think the curse of Ham created Black people. So does that mean the event at theTower of Babel are nonexsistent? The Tower of Babel is what created race and language (according to most Christians). Denying it is being a fool.

You want some verses? Actually read them! Or if you want me to take some stress off of the work of translating them, read an engish version of the Torah. It is the most accurate version of Genesis, Exodus, eviticus, Numbers and Duetoranamy, the same books that were mistranslated (more like perverted) and put into the KJV.

America may be a super power in the world today, but there's also Russia and China. What about them? I'm pretty sure that Russia isn't in as much debt as we are, and a base full of nukes is plenty enough to take out a country. So I would imagine since Russia isn't under so much debt, that they woud be the most powerfu country. Stop being so blind!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need references.

Nope, more like statements and questions.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Define what a which was in the book of Exodus

You are asking me to interpret God's Holy Word, demon. I won't fall for that trick!

2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

I know a witch when I see one, as any right-thinking Christian would. I'm not sure what you mean by "which."

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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So you're saying that we should hate everyone even though god said love thy neighbor as thyself and when the Ten commandments say to honor thy mother and father? If you think that, you might want to look at your little signature that says who Jesus will damn. It says hypocrites on there, so I would think twice about interpreting verses.

I have not interpreted anything you insufferable bufoon. I merely offered the verse (along with others) to answer one of your earlier idiotic questions. If Jesus says "hate" then He means "hate." You seem to be implying that He meant something different than what He said. You seem to have a problem obeying the Holy Word of God, and so you try and weasel out of following the commandments that you don't like or understand. Typical false Christian antics.

Do you think that "honor" is mutually exclusive from "hate?"

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Funny. I just looked at the Dead sea scrolls and they said that you should banish those who commit an act of homosexuality. You know what else it says? People who don't keep kosher should be stoned to death.

I don't find it funny at all. We are True Christians™, and as such, we follow the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible to the letter. Not some dead scrolls found by a towelhead and written by God knows who.

No one likes queers, at least normal people don't. Ask yourself this: Would you want your son to marry one? Would you want an orgyhouse full of fags to move in next door to you? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then Jesus is prepared to send you down to eternal hellfire along with the queer scum. Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

By the way, could you show us the exact verse or stanza (or whatever you heathens call it) in your precious scrolls that assert the things you claim? We are not inclined to take your word for anything, trollboy.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
----

The god of Israel is also god of the Jewish people.

Correction, He WAS. Take a look at the world today. Who is the most powerful, infuential and popular country on earth? God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Case closed.

[limpwristedtroll]

Re: I need references.

Oh, you're "pretty sure" are you? Ever read the Bible?



Any questions?

Nope, more like statements and questions.


Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
----
Define what a which was in the book of Exodus

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
----
So you're saying that we should hate everyone even though god said love thy neighbor as thyself and when the Ten commandments say to honor thy mother and father? If you think that, you might want to look at your little signature that says who Jesus will damn. It says hypocrites on there, so I would think twice about interpreting verses.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
----
Funny. I just looked at the Dead sea scrolls and they said that you should banish those who commit an act of homosexuality. You know what else it says? People who don't keep kosher should be stoned to death.


2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
----

The god of Israel is also god of the Jewish people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need references.

So the love of Jesus is flamming people of other eligions and sexualies? I'm pretty sure God shows grace to every living thing and tell us not to judge other people.

Oh, you're "pretty sure" are you? Ever read the Bible?

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Any questions?

[limpwristedtroll]

Re: I need references.

Wow, such a disappointment - some people just can't be helped, no matter how much you try to show them the amazing love of Jesus they persist in their sin....

So the love of Jesus is flamming people of other eligions and sexualies? I'm pretty sure God shows grace to every living thing and tell us not to judge other people.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: I need references.

Wow, such a disappointment - some people just can't be helped, no matter how much you try to show them the amazing love of Jesus they persist in their sin....

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Respond to the following in bold with numbers.

Respond to the following what? Nothing followed. Is this your first time using a computer?

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

I answered that earlier, when I said "It might be eating him up inside to know that he's living a lie."

Do you know him?

You're not fooling me. Your name spelled backwards is "the beast". You're referring to the beast of the Revelation, which means you're in league with the Devil.


Of course not. I don't consider myself holy at all. I was just as wretched of a sinner as everyone else. The difference is I am saved and forgiven. Jesus washed my sin away clean with His blood. He can do the same for you, friend. Wouldn't that be nice, to no longer be a slave to sin?

You still are a sinner, the difference is, is that you don't have to die for committing them everyday. Are you saying you're a sinless, perfect being? Sin is human nature, that is why we need God to repent and clean them off the slate everyday.

Well, then thank the Lord that I don't think myself to be holier than anyone else.

Well apparently, you've claimed you're a sinless being. That means you don't need God. Being sinners is why we need God. If we were all perfect then God wouldn't have anything to do with mankind today.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Respond to the following in bold with numbers.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Why does he have a wife that's freakin' attached to him WITH KIDS!?

I answered that earlier, when I said "It might be eating him up inside to know that he's living a lie."

Why the hell do you think the AlexAlmighty is gay, and why do you think you can make that judgment so easily?

You're not fooling me. Your name spelled backwards is "the beast". You're referring to the beast of the Revelation, which means you're in league with the Devil.

are you 'holier' than he is? what makes you think that?

Of course not. I don't consider myself holy at all. I was just as wretched of a sinner as everyone else. The difference is I am saved and forgiven. Jesus washed my sin away clean with His blood. He can do the same for you, friend. Wouldn't that be nice, to no longer be a slave to sin?

The last time I checked, Pharisees were the last people who thought themselves holier than others and the bible, WHATEVER VERSION YOU FIND says that he didn't care for them, and if you think you're holier than Alex, Biskit or myself, then god must not care for you (according to the bible).

Well, then thank the Lord that I don't think myself to be holier than anyone else.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Tsaebeht]

Re: I need references.

Why the hell do you think the AlexAlmighty is gay, and why do you think you can make that judgment so easily? Do you stalk him 24/7 keeping a log of who he sleeps with even though he is faithful to his wife? Do you know him personally? What makes you think you can make such an attack like that when he asked you for some simple references on why you think the way you think and attacked back as a retaliation to Don? Are you 'holier' than he is? what makes you think that? The last time I checked, Pharisees were the last people who thought themselves holier than others and the bible, WHATEVER VERSION YOU FIND says that he didn't care for them, and if you think you're holier than Alex, Biskit or myself, then god must not care for you (according to the bible).

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

How can you be certain of that? Maybe he just hasn't told you yet. It might be eating him up inside to know that he's living a lie.

Anyway, just because he resists your advances doesn't mean he's not gay. You just might not be his type.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Why does he have a wife that's freakin' attached to him WITH KIDS!?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

HE. IS. NOT. GAY. FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. What do you not grasp sir?

How can you be certain of that? Maybe he just hasn't told you yet. It might be eating him up inside to know that he's living a lie.

Anyway, just because he resists your advances doesn't mean he's not gay. You just might not be his type.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Homosexuality is a sin, and all unrepentant sinners go to Hell when they die. God is angry with the wicked every day.

It's time for you and Alex to repent, so that you can be saved.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

HE. IS. NOT. GAY. FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. What do you not grasp sir?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Homosexuality is a sin, and all unrepentant sinners go to Hell when they die. God is angry with the wicked every day.

It's time for you and Alex to repent, so that you can be saved.

Pastor Billy-Reuben