[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

I've been keeping up with this thread. You and your friend need to get saved. My members haven't said anything that you didn't need to hear.

I am praying for you, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

So them, with no idea who we are, have a right to call Alex here, a flaming homosexual who likes it up the ass like Donny-boy claims"?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

No, I'm angry because your members constantly insult my good friend behind his back. You wanna take a look at what your members are saying to me?

I've been keeping up with this thread. You and your friend need to get saved. My members haven't said anything that you didn't need to hear.

I am praying for you, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

He was trying to gently point out to you the error of your question. It is pointless to speculate what came before God. It is like asking what is North of the North Pole. You can speak the "words", but the "words" don't make any sense.

The question made total sense.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I need references.

1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

He was trying to gently point out to you the error of your question. It is pointless to speculate what came before God. It is like asking what is North of the North Pole. You can speak the "words", but the "words" don't make any sense.

[Camefromapes]

Re: I need references.

Friend,

We TRUE Christians™ only deal with the KJV1611. We hold it it is the one TRUE word of God and the NIV is an utterly false Bible created by Satan. We TRUE Christians™ will have no truck with the NIV.

Obviously we can not answer your questions friend.

The real b-i-b-l-e is written in greek, so whaddaya think about that? Huh?

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Why are you so angry, friend? All you do is sling insults. Jesus died for your sins -- don't you care about that?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

No, I'm angry because your members constantly insult my good friend behind his back. You wanna take a look at what your members are saying to me?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Why are you so angry, friend? All you do is sling insults. Jesus died for your sins -- don't you care about that?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Here we go again...

No, that's Jesus killing you, friend!

So you believe that Donny-boy is Jesus Christ?

And there's a pointless post. Is this some kind of queer game?

No, I was pointing that out just in case you were to stupid to find a difference.

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Sometimes you'll have that when you hate Jesus like you do, I will pray for you, and your gay buddy too.

No, you're just stupid. ;P And he's not gay, and what's with you, vaseline, gay people, and asses? I seem to read this alot out of your posts.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I need references.

Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.

No, that's Jesus killing you, friend!

There's an edit.

And there's a pointless post. Is this some kind of queer game?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: I need references.

it boggles me.

Sometimes you'll have that when you hate Jesus like you do, I will pray for you, and your gay buddy too.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?

That would either be demons in his computer who don't want him to get saved, Jesus keeping him out of His forum because He knows Alex is up to no good, or a glitch in the forum software.

1. He can eliminate the first possibility by following these steps, courtesy of our friends at DemonBuster.

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked.

2. If that doesn't work, then he can eliminate the second possibility by getting serious about salvation. He needs to read the King James Bible from cover to cover and believe every word of it, then follow all of the steps outlined here.

3. If he gets saved and still can't get online, tell him to email me with his testimony and I'll take him off of moderation. We'll also look into why putting someone on moderation makes it so they can't login.

Yours in Christ,
Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums.

He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:

• Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
• Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
• End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
• Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
• He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
• The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.

Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?

Donny boy, Donny boy, Donny boy, apparently you didn't read my thread clearly. I know him in person, and he's a VERY strong Christian. So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums. You also just contradicted yourself in your fourth bullet. And your logic is so childish, it boggles me.